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Hi Ho Tonto
Away!
An attractive woman was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car
broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to
a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
"Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled
one final "Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station
attendant. "Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around
his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman
answered. "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles!"
-Courtesy of Oliver