Top Ten
The Top Ten List of Things Spider-Man Almost Put In His Web Shooters
1. Cheez Whiz
2. Grey Pupoun
3. Silly String
4. Tobasco Sauce
5. Laser Pointer
6. Methane Gas
7. Oil
8. Darts
9. Pump Soap
10. Water (Squirt!)
The Top Ten List of Unpublished Marvel Super Heroes
1. I.R.S. Man
2. The Steve Urkel Wannabe
3. Too White Teeth Kid
4. The Slick Hair Kid
5. The Obesity
6. The Jim Carrey "Talk Out of My Rear" Kid
7. The Crazy Arms Kid
8. Diahrea Man
9. Constipation Man
10. Too Much Caffeine Man (Wait.....this guy actually does exist, but not by Marvel)
Note: O.K. O.K. So, Marvel never came up with any of these, but I'm sure glad they didn't!

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