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*The ring announcer waits in the ring for
the wrestlers music to hit the PA System. Eventually, Get The Tables hits as the crowd
begin to cheer. A figure appears on the stage that is none other than Wilfo Ofo. As he
walks down to ring, he announces his name.*
Announcer: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 227 pounds, he is one half of the Ofo
Boys, he is none other than Wilfo Ofo!!!!
*The crowd go crazy with excitement. Wilfo continues walking down to the ring, high fiving
fans in the front row. He climbs up the steps and goes through the second rope. He goes
over to the opposite corner, climbs up too the second rope and lifts both arms in the air.
The crowd go wild as Wilfo gets back down onto the mat, waiting for his opponents. As
Wilfo paces around the ring, Deny by Default hits the PA System which is ultimately
followed by a mixed reaction.*
Announcer: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 195 pounds, The Master of the
Devastator, Pariah!!!
*Pariah walks down to the ring looking smug and confident. He looks at the ring and
nothing else as he makes his way onto that canvas. He gets into the ring, steps on the
second rope and begins trash talking to the crowd. He jumps down off the ropes and stares
straight into the eyes of Wilfo Ofo. Wilfo smiles at Pariah and extends his hand. Pariah
smiles and shakes Wilfos hand. Out of nowhere a figure slides into the ring, looking
like none other than Oder Ofo. He is holding a chair, pulls the chair over his head and
cracks a thunderous shot to the back of the skull on Pariahs head. Pariah is out cold on
the mat, while the Ofos begin celebrating. Out of nowhere, Our Time by Consultants
hits the PA system and Asylum just sprints it down to the ring before the announcer could
announce his name. He slides into the ring and begins to punch the Ofos one by one!*
Apu: Oh my god!!! There is absolute chaos in the ring. Just look at the way Asylum is
manhandling both of the Ofos. If Pariah dont get up soon, I can already see
only one clear winner of this match!!
Johnny: Shut up, you blatantly know that these men are absolutely outnumbered, this is an
absolute travesty, someone call for backup!!
Apu: This isnt Cops you know, this is TPWs first ever matchup and the bell has
just rung as the match gets under way, even without Pariah!!
*Oder Ofo stumbles outside the ring as the match begins. It start offwith Pariah in one
corner out cold, and Wilfo Ofo getting his ass kicked in the ring by Asylum. Asylum
continues to give Ofo the rights and lefts, but Ofo ducks eventually and rakes the eyes of
Asylum. Asylum goes down onto the canvas holding his eyes, writhing in pain. Wilfo picks
him up and scoops slams him back down onto the canvas. Wilfo gives Asylum a couple of
elbows before beginning to taunt the crowd. As he taunts the crowd, Asylum quickly rolls
him up into a schoolboy!! 1
..2
..Kickout!!*
Apu: That was a close one, Asylum nearly outsmarted Ofo!
Johnny: Nah, Ofo knew what he was doing. He always would of kicked out of that one!!
*The match continues at a steady pace, with Asylum getting the upper hand, then Ofo
regaining control of the match. The match immediately sparks back into life. Wilfo Ofo
looks underneath the ring and drags out the dreaded table! Wilfo slides it into the ring
and follows it. He sets up the table in the centre of the ring and places Asylum on top of
it. Wilfo points to the top rope and begins to climb them. He waits on the top rope for
about 4 seconds before flying off the top rope going for an elbow drop, but to the crowds
amazement, Asylum quickly moves as Wilfo watches his body crash through the table!!!*
Apu: Oh My God, that was amazing, Wilfo Ofo is broken in half, quick Asylum, get the
cover, before its too late!!
*Asylum slowly crawls on top off Wilfo Ofo.
1
2
KICKOUT!!!!*
Apu: That was unbelievable, how the hell did he kick out of that. I am surprised he found
the strength. Folks, so far, this has been an unbelievable match!!
*Asylum slowly gets up too his feet. He picks up Wilfo and signals for the Straight
Jacket. He gets him in the full nelson position and hits him with a thunderous Full Nelson
slam, then still holding it in while wrapping his legs around the thighs and stretching
them out. Ofo is writhing in pain as Asylum show his sadistic smile. Wilfo just wont
submit. Though he wouldnt, he began to faint. His eyes slowly closed.*
Apu: He is unconscious, this looks bad for Wilfo Ofo!! What is Asylum doing, he is letting
go off the submission!!
*Asylum lets go off the submission and pins Wilfo.
1
.2
kickout!!!! Unbelievably,
Wilfo kicked out. Wilfo can hardly move and lies there helplessly. Asylum picks Wilfo up
and gets him in the position for the nightmare. He gets him into the powerbomb position.
He waits in the position for a while, but to no avail. Out of nowhere PARIAH!!! Slides
into the ring with a chair. He places it behind Asylum where he is about to land. As
Asylum falls backwards for the finisher, Pariah hits Wilfo In midair with a modified
Devastator. Wilfo lands awkwardly on his head while Asylum fell back on the chair. Pariah
quickly jumps on top of Wilfo while Asylum holds his back.
1
2
3!!!!!! Pariah unbelievably wins the
match with his first move of the matchup!*
Apu: What the hell was going on their,
he sneakily screwed Asylum out of a victory! Though I have to admit that it was a smart
move by Pariahs part!!
Johnny: That was an absolute disgrace to Pro Wrestling. Wilfo was about to kick out until
that idiot modifies his finisher. If I were Wilfo, I would demand a rematch right now!!
*As Asylum stumbles up, Pariah jumps around the ring in joy at his victory. Asylum gets
back onto his feet and looks at Pariah. Pariah suddenly stops and quickly runs out of the
ring. Asylum quickly follows him through the curtain as paramedics appear to help the
battered Wilfo!!*
Apu: Well folks that was a classic match, and was an absolute cracker to start off
TPWs first ever show of Unleashed and still to come, we have two first round matches
for the TPW World Heavyweight title. We also have Curtis Law versus the tenacious ATM!!
* The paramedics are tending to Wilfo and
begin to haul him onto the stretcher as "Blackout" by the Jerkoffs hits. The
fans don't know who's coming but they like the hard, fast sound of the music. Then, a
small, young looking man walks out. His hair is cut into a mohawk and his dyed orange and
it's spiked up into six individual spikes. The young man is wearing white and blue striped
button up t-shirt. He's also wearing a barbed wire necklace. He has a studded belt along
with some cut off camouflage pants. He's got red and blue striped stockings and a pair of
old looking combat boots on. He throws his arms up in the air and rocks his head up and
down as the crowd lets out a little cheer. He then runs down the ramp and slides into the
ring and skanks solo for a few seconds then jumps on the second rope and rocks his
head up and down once again to another nice cheer from the crowd. Then he reaches through
the ropes and grabs a mic from ringside then stands in the centre of the ring and signals
for the music to cut.*
???: It's about time Total Power Wrestling brought in somebody worth watching... I found
this place and saw all the losers they got on the roster and I thought you myself... What
better to quench the fans entertainment thirst..... Then an Ice Cold Joey... That's right!
Incase you're wondering, I am "Ice Cold" Joey Montana, and I'm the coolest thing
the TPW has ever seen and ever will see. Now, I know a lot of guys when they first join a
federation, they wanna go strait for the top, they wanna be the top guy in the company.
Well, I couldn't give a rat's ass if I'm in the main event. I don't care about titles. I
don't care about being a big star. I only wanna do what I do best. I just wanna do what I
love, and that's bustin some heads!
*The fans let out a big cheer on that last comment.*
Joey: If the owner thinks I deserve a title shot, I get a title shot. I'm not gonna piss
and moan for one. Whatever comes my way, I'll take. I've a lot of things in my day, but
one thing that I hate is kissing ass. I will NOT resort to kissin ass to get to the top. I
can do it on my own if I wanted to. So, Daniel darling or whatever the hell your name is,
I know you love people kissin your ass and maybe even lickin it, but Ice Cold Joey Montana
is no brown noser, so don't even think about trying to manipulate me, cause I don't give a
shit who you are, Ice Cold Joey Montana goes by his own rules. I am my own God! I do what
I want, when I wanna do it, and if need be, to whoever the hell I want. Now, how cool is
that? Very... Now as I look over the roster I notice that we have an assortment of talent.
We got a nut ball named Asylum... From what I've heard this guy is out of his mind and
don't take shit from nobody. Well, Asylum, I like that. I don't take shit either. But I'm
sure we will meet in this ring sooner or later and you may be out of your mind, but I'm a
little kooky if I have to, too. So I guess we'll see what happens, you friggin nut ball! I
also noticed a guy by the name of.... ATM. ATM? Where the hell are we? A friggin bank?
Well, ATM, if and when we meet in this ring, I'm not gonna punch your buttons... I'm gonna
punch your face until their is nothing left. I hope you're cool with that, Bankman. I also
saw a guy in the back named, something Belanger. Some Frenchie... Now, half the time I
don't understand what the hell he's saying, but I know this dude's good in the ring, and I
would love to fight this guy one on one. I'd love to bash his head in, too... It seems
everybody here knows each other from another fed or two, but I only recognise one guy. His
name..... Anarchy Anth.... I don't know him on a first name basis, but I do know that both
us were in PWE. We never had a chance to meet in the ring, but I hope we get to in TPW,
because I'm sure that would be one hell of a match. I could even go as far as calling it
The Coolest Match of the Century. Wouldn't you?
*Crowd lets out a huge cheer.*
Joey: It's just too bad I don't have a match tonight. We'll have to wait till next week.
Darling, make it a good one, man. Make it a good one.... I wanna show these fans that not
only can I talk it, but I can walk it, too. But you fans probably wanna see two more guys
come out here and beat each other senseless.... I don't blame you. So, I guess I should
head.... Oh and one last thing.... Stay cool...
*Out Of Nowhere, Hundred Million by Treble Charger hits the PA System in style. The crowd
get on their feet with excitement as the smoke begins to fill the stage. None other than
TPWs new signing, The Flt hits the stage. He stands their with the smoke around him
with a mic in his hand and waits for the music to stop. It eventually does stop and The
Fly begins to speak while Ice Cold looks angry.*
The Fly: Hold on, Hold... now what the hell is this? A no name jackoff like this gets his
debut before the most entertaining superstar in the known world? Now can some one please
explain this? Everybody knows that there is only one great wrestler in this whole damn
business. So listen up, this is supposed to be my time and no one else's and of course
everyone knows who I am, right? If you dont, then ill tell you bunch of losers
anyway. I am none other than the one, the only FLY!!!
*Once again, the men are interrupted by Get The Tables which just hit the PA System. Out
of nowhere, Oder Ofo runs out onto the stage and attempt to hit The fly, but backfires as
The Fly moves out the way and Oder Ofo goes running of the stage. The Crowd look on in
laughter, so to does the Fly. But as The Fly looks on, Joey Montana runs from the ring to
behind him and hits a German Suplex onto the steel!!! The crowd go wild and cheer for Joey
to hit a patented standing moonsault. Joey nods his head and smiles at the crowd. STANDING
MOONSAULT by Joey Montana!! The crowd go wild!! Ice Cold grabs the mic and which Fly was
holding and begins to speak again.*
Joey: Yeah, Yeah, you say there is only one damn good wrestler in this business, and that
wrestler is Ice Cold Joey Montana!!!
*Blackout once again hits the PA System as Joey salutes the crowd. He turns around and
disappears behind the curtain as The Fly slowly stumbles onto his feet, when the show goes
for a commercial break.*
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