Apu: Wow! There was some carnage there. But luckily, we got news from the back that the Ofo's are fine and will be able to compete again in no time at all!

Johnny: Really? Shit. I was hoping there careers were over there and then, so I wouldn't have to witness the horror of them wrestling again.

Apu: Cant you be happy at all? You know, maybe complement someone.

Johnny: The spot on your face is rather impressive.

*"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm hits the P.A system...*

Ring Announcer: First making his way  weighing in at 330 pounds and standing tall at a massive 6'10, he is being accompanied to the ring by Real Thibault, he is Marc Belanger!

* The massive Marc Belanger steps up onto the apron and steps over the top rope, Real stays on the outside of the ring circling round waiting for the Crow to make his appearance. "War machine" by kiss blasts through the arena, but the Crow doesnt appear. *

Apu: What's going on?

Johnny: The Crow has no showed dumb ass. He obvouisly scared of getting whupped by Marc.

* Suddenly the crowd errupt with cheers, causeing Marc to relax. He stands upright, looking proud. *

Apu: Look! in the crowd!! The Crow is coming, and he has a trashcan!!

* Marc turns round just in time to realise the crowd where cheering for the Crow, but this also give him enough time to sidestep the trashcan the Crow swung at him with! He grabs the Crow around the waist and sambo suplex's him across the ring. The referea kicks the trash can out and calls for the bell to be rung, offically starting the match. Marc goes behind the Crow and picks him of the ground, but performs a european uppercut sending him back down again. Marc drops the knee to the solorplexis a couple more times, before steping back a little to admire his handywork. *

Apu: Marc B is a relentless monster...

* Marc picks up the crow and lifts him up for the power bomb but the crow reverses into a hurricanrana!! Crow gets the one count only, but is up to his feet in no time and plants Marc with a amazing DDT before he can do anything about it! Crow looks around wildly planning his next attack, and he decided to climb the ropes!! He's perched on the top rope, ready to fly but Real jumps on the apron and distracts the ref.

Apu: What the hell is Real doing!

Johnny: He's distracting the ref dumbass.

* Crow looks over to Marc, he looks over to Real. He then points at Real and raises his left hand! The crowd start chanting "Jump....Jump....Jump" The Crow throws himself at Real, but Real ducks and the Crow lands ribs first on the steel stairs! The crowd errupt!! Emp's rush to ringside and start to put the crow on a stretcher, but Marc is having none of it. He begins laying out emp's left and right, before dragging the crow of the strectcher and rolls him in the ring.*

Apu: awww come off it, he's had enough! let the man go for gods sake!

Johnny: Hey Apu, you've been in this buisness what now? 50-70 minutes now? thats long enough for you to know that its never enough!

* Marc picks up the crow by his hair and stares him in the eye. Marc spits in Crow's face before clasping both hand around The Crows neck and deliviering a massive Invader (2 handed chokeslam) to the crow. 1..2..3. Marc stands up showing no remorse for what he has done, "Smooth criminal" hits and he exits the ring as emp's tend to the crow.

Apu: Marc B certainly showed his stuff off in that match, he showed The Crow pro wrestling is not a boys game!

Johnny: Yeah, you can bet thats not the first time The crow's been invaded either!

Daniel Darling: Hey Curtis.

Curtis: Yeah?

Daniel: What the HELL are you doing!? You've got a big match coming up, and im expecting you to destroy ATM! You dont do this right your heading straight to the bottom of the league, you know that dont you?

Curtis: Yeah yeah yeah... I go down, you come up, I know the drill. Now get the F*CK out of my locker room!

*Daniel turns in disgust and exits the locker room, slamming the door on his way out.*

*"Arghhh" by Venom hits the P.A system...*

Ring Announcer: First making his way  weighing in at 180 pounds, he is being accompanied to the ring by Daniel Darling, the co-owner of the T P W, he is Enigma!

*The curtain opens up and Enigma and Daniel make the way though. The camera swings around glancing at signs such as "Got Bob?" and "Joseph sold me TPW!". Episode 666 hits the P.a system*

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at only 160lbs, is Adam Stanton!!

*Stanton slides under the bottom and stands opposite Enigma. The pair start circling around the ring, stareing each over down. Enigma makes a sudden dive for Stantons leg taking him down to the mat, he flips him over and looks on a Fujiwawa arm bar.*

Apu: Enigma showed some classic amateur wrestling there.

Johnny: Hmm classic or not, I think it sucks.

*Enigma eventually breaks the arm bar and both Enigma and Stanton quickly get to there feet and begin circling the ring again. Enigma makes the first move again and begins exchanging rights and lefts with the rookie Stanton. Enigma is getting the better of the exchange, and the fifth right sends Stanton crashing to the mat. Enigma quickly picks him up to his feet and follows its with a hurricanrana and goes for the pin 1..2.. Kickout! Enigma slides under the bottom rope and starts rooting under the ring for something... And he finally finds what he was looking for! a trashcan filled with weapons!*

Apu: Looks as though its about to get hardcore in here!

Johnny: I dont see Jenna Jameson anywhere.....

*Stanton slowly staggers to his feet, but is knocked straight back down by a flying trashcan full of weapons bouncing of his head. Enigma slides into the grabing a night stick of the floor. He beckons for Stanton to stand up, and the second he does he slams the night-stick of his forehead!! Enigma drops to one knee and starts slamming the night-stick across the ribs of Stanton. Enigma gets up and turns to choose another weapon, but Stanton rolls over and executes a swift low blow!*

Apu: It appears that Stanton had little chance surviving this match if he didn't do something drastic, and it doesn't get more drastic than that!

*Stanton pulls himself up the ropes, and starts laying the boots into Enigma. He pause's momentarily to pick up a chair, before kicking him in the face a couple more times. He props the chair up adjacent the Enigma's face, and double foot stomps it!!! Suddenly, "Smooth Criminal" blasts out over the P.a system!*

Apu: That music can mean only one thing...

Johnny: Whoopee!!! Marc B!! Marc bloody Belanger is coming!!! Oh wait. I dont care.

* Marc Belenger runs down the ramp and into the ring, Stanton charges him and lands a clothesline straight across his chest, but it has no effect at all! Marc slams his massive fore arm into the side of Stantons head dazing him. He staggers around only to walk straight into a chair shot courtesy of Enigma. Enigma climbs up top, Marc picks up Stanton and delivers The Invasion(two handed chokeslam) and Enigma flies of the top with the Enigma Machine(corkscrew moonsault)! He lays on top for the cover 1...2...3!

Apu: It appears Marc was after some revenge for what Stanton did last week when he debuted!

*Enigma rules out of the ring as his music plays over the P.a system. Marc remains in the ring circling Stanton, taunting him all the while. Stanton struggles up and throws a sluggish punch at Marc which he just catches and pushes away his fist. Stanton, in a desperation moves, attempts to tackle Marc but he justs brings the elbow point into the center of his back. He waves for a mic.*

Marc Belanger: As if you hadn't noticed, I am Marc Belanger. I am a dominating force in the T P W. First the Crow fell. Now Stanton. But you see, unlike the Crow, Stanton wont be on Tv next week. Oh no, not after ive finished with him!

* Marc pulls up and pushes Stanton between his legs, and stands over a chair *

Marc: This is where it ends for Stanton! This is were my reign of terror, BEGINS!

* Marc chucks the mic away and lifts up Stanton and hits a jumping piledriver onto the chair!!! But he's not finished, he lifts him up again, a piledrives him once more! He quickly rolls to his feet and stares down on the beaten Stanton. He turns and exits just as EMP's rush the ring*

Apu: I dont believe what we just saw!! Stanton may have a broken neck!! We'll be right back after this advert....

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