Where does a dog get off by adapting MY whole personality? Where are the cameras and the media for ME? Come on, that ball of worthless dog fur has nothing over me in the attitude department!! I am the King of Demand and I am 10,000 times cuter than Barney. Barney??!! What a great name for a dog! It conjurs up a creature that is a cross between a goofy purple dinosaur who runs around happy and silly all the time and an inept lawman from that distant age called the 60s. Pullllleeeeeeeze!
Kiki...what a great name...it has all kinds of potential. King Kiki; Kiki the Great; Kiki the Marvelous; Kiki Owner of all He Surveys. I could go on for hours but I have better things to do with my time than explain myself to you stupid humans. As a matter of fact, I believe it's about time for me to rouse my butler to make me happy.
Generally things have been to my satisfaction this year. Paul the Butler has been almost adequate in jumping through hoops for me. Jean the Maid has continued making several trips throughout the country this year. The whole purpose for that is to bring back new scents on her luggage to keep me entertained.
I finally got Paul trained to place a pillow next to the Christmas tree this year. Believe me, it is not because I am old or unable to reach the sparklies on the tree; it is for my comfort only. But then again, isn't that what my life is all about?! He still maintains the fountains in the house to my liking. His chef skills have improved somewhat. Jean entertains me when she is here and I have tired of her scented luggage. She thinks she is getting me to play but in reality, I allow her to think that even though SHE is the one doing the playing. As stated in my update of last year, humans can be such silly pets..if they are trained well.
Please come back soon and visit me.
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