The following are dreams that I have had that I can remember long enough to put on paper or the computer or whatever. I've always thought that dreams are very interesting, and I can remember dreams that I've had as far back as when I was five years old. Enough talk, read the dreams.
Date of Dream: 5/7/06
Title - "Free Candy Bars"
My family and I went to this gas station type thing on a family trip, so I pushed on a vending machine and the candy bars attracted to me like a magnet and came through the glass towards me and went into my pocket. I started running so I could keep the candy, but my dad got all pissed at me and was going to make me return it, but luckily, he got sidetracked by a trick the gas station worker was doing. So I went outside and ate like 10 double king sized hershey bars, then I decided I wanted to fly. I started running but I could only like half fly at first. My body was at an angle and I was kicking my legs like I was swimming but I was moving really slowly. For some reason I started flying like Superman and it worked perfectly. I flew straight down the middle of the street for a while then into a building where I saw a hot girl. So I picked her up and carried her to the top of the place and start doing her, which for some reason she seemed to enjoy a lot. And I had an orgasm I could feel in the dream, but I didn't make a mess in my pants. Weird, weird dream.
Date of Dream: 9/25/05
Title - "Snakitties"
There was a lot more to this dream than I can remember, but I remember that the whole thing was really weird. Anyway, the first part I can remember is Corgy and I are driving around and he comes to the river and drives right in. Somehow, I have the power to make the car fly and we come up out of the water and land safely on the other side. We drive up to a park and just sit and stare at the equipment. We don't notice it at first, but the equipment is COVERED in snakes, and on top of the snakes are kitties that are cleaning themselves/napping. The kitties look up and notice us and all start jumping off of the equipment and running away, then the snakes start to follow. Corgy decides to drive off, but on our way away from the park, we see Dan. Corey says we should go back and warn him, but I say he'll be fine. I eventually agree that we should check on him, so we turn around and head back to the park. We get there and see Dan's car parked there, but we don't see Dan. We finally notice him lieing next to the equipment with snakes all over him. We look closer and notice he's dead and torn to pieces. That's all I can remember. Weird, I know.
Date of Dream: 7/9/05
Title - "H.H.R. Disease"
I'm on a new medication called Wellbutrin that gives me crazy freaking dreams that are really life like. Having said that, I'll begin: I'm walking around in Wal-Mart with a gray hoodie on and I decide that I'm going to steal a box of Coricidin. This Wal-Mart looks more like the old one than the Supercenter. I go to the medication section and pick up a box, when this woman beside me falls over and begins bleeding profusely and convulsing. All of a sudden someone begins talking over the intercom. "The H.H.R. disease has spread to this section of the country, all people are advised to seek shelter immediately." I run out of Wal-Mart and try to think of what to do next. I somehow end up with Jeremy Broomhall and two other people that I don't know. We find out that the H.H.R. disease has spread throughout the entire world and the human race is in danger of becoming extinct. The disease is spread through the air or through bugs that carry the disease. We decide to go to the bank and get as much money as we can withdrawn so we can live on it for a while. When I get to the bank, it's utter chaos. Apparently everyone else had the same idea. I walk up to the banker and hand them a 250 dollar check to cash. They say they're too busy to sort it out so I just tell them to give me as much money as they can in a handful, and I end up with a little over 100 bucks. For the next few weeks we just drive around in our car and sleep in it so that we won't come into contact with the disease. Eventually, a bug gets into the car and bites the two unknown people, and they die. Jeremy and I continue to drive around and it seems that all hope is lost, but all of a sudden the city becomes populated again, but no one will talk to us. Around this time, I get bitten by a bug with the H.H.R. disease, but it has no effect on me. Apparently I'm the only one who was immune to the disease, and everyone around me eventually died.
Date of Dream: 11/27/04
Title - "The Game"
This dream began with me getting to skip school, yay! My mom signed me up for this "game" where we have to go to another town that's
pretty far away, and it sounded cool so I wanted to go. Amanda and I showed up at K.C.A. (that's where we had to meet for some reason) and were almost too
late. My mom forgot to buy us tickets, but luckily they still had two left. They were on the last available bus that had a bunch of dumb people we didn't like on it, so
we were kind of pissed about that. We drove for a while and finally arrived at the place where the game was held. The game was really weird, but I'll try to describe it as
best I can. We were instructed to find clues all over this house and this giant yard, but the clues didn't matter so I'm not sure why we found them. The clues I found
were a ball made of diamonds and a ribbon lieing under a dead girl. It was really screwed up, haha. Later, we were still at the house and Amanda told me
that she kissed JM when we first started going out. I got really mad and found Shanna and started making out with her. I tried to do more but she pushed me away.
That part wasn't so cool, haha. After that we got in the bus and drove back to K.C.A. It was night time but school was just about to get out. I found Jamie Cecil
and started talking to him. He started talking about how he wanted some coke, how he hadn't had some in weeks. I thought it was hilarious since he'd never do drugs.
Then my Kindergarten teacher came out and offered to give me a ride home. I accepted, and started talking to her about her mustache, which she grew since I last saw
her. Then I saw my grandma in the parking lot and waved, then my teacher took me home.
Date of Dream: 11/9/04
Title - "Lawn Mower"
I had this dream a couple days ago but I was too lazy to type it then, but here it is now. It begins at the high school in the area where my friends and I used
to hang out at after school. We're standing around, then Korey Bawden drives over to us on a weird Lawn Mower thing. It's orange colored and it has a long
metal piece sticking out the back. I grab onto the metal piece and he starts doing crazy turns and stuff and the metal piece is being whipped around with me on it.
I really enjoy it for some reason. Then I throw him out of the seat and start driving it myself. Later in the dream I end up at my old house in Revere, but it's a two story
house instead of one. I grab onto a tree branch and it flings me to the top of the roof. There's no way for me to get down, so I just jump off and it felt like I was really falling. Before I hit
the ground, I woke up. I love falling dreams, they feel so cool! Well that's all.
Date of Dream: 10/28/04
Title - "Hannibal Lector"
The first part I remember about this dream is being at Super Wal-Mart with Amanda, Ryan, Heather Hoang, Jamie Cecil, David Monical, and a few other people who I can't remember. Amanda and I walk
all over the store and go to the toy aisles and Amanda starts opening toys and playing with them. Normally I'd tell someone to stop for fear of getting into trouble, but I didn't care for some reason. In the dream,
Ryan was going out with Heather, but Heather started making out with Jamie. Ryan saw it but he wouldn't believe me when I told him, it was weird. Then I got a call on my cell phone from Hannibal Lector, saying
that he wanted to talk to me and tell me how things are, and I said I didn't want to talk to him because he'd try to kill me. We all left Wal-Mart and went to someone's house, where Hannibal called me again and said
he was coming over. I saw a car pull up to the front of the house and Hannibal got out, so I made a run for it. I ended up at some wooden porch/deck thing with a wooden slide that Amanda kept sliding down for
no reason at all. Hannibal caught up and made his two cyborgs attack me with swords. The cyborgs were mostly red and their heads were shaped like Egyptian gods' heads. They got close to killing me but I pulled out
a sword of my own. It had one blade, but I pushed a button and five more came out. It was so big now that it wasn't sharp, but it still killed the cyborgs. When they died, they turned into this white dust-like stuff.
Then I try to kill Hannibal. I find him in my downstairs bathroom performing a spell to bring a cyborg back to life. I lock the bathroom door so it can't get in and start hitting Hannibal with my 6-bladed sword. As soon as I
kill him, the cyborg dies again. That's the last part I remember.
Date of Dream: 9/26/04
Title - "Barbed Wire"
I'm in my car with my parents and it's night time. We're on a gravel road and I have no idea where we are, then I realize that we're in Hamilton and I'm having my parents drop me off at Mary's. As soon as they
let me out and leave, I hide behind a shed in Mary's yard and her door opens. Her dad comes out and starts yelling and swearing, "I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE MOTHER FUCKER, YOU'D BETTER SHOW YOURSELF OR
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" and a bunch of other stuff, some of it sounded like gibberish and I couldn't tell what the hell he was saying, but anyway, I stayed behind the shed and waited for him to go inside, then
I sat and waited until morning because daytime is less scary. So the sun starts to come up and I come out from behind the shed, only to see Mary and her dad coming out of the door again. They spot me and start
chasing me, so I run around the yard trying to get away from them. I suddenly realize I can fly and think HEY IF I CAN FLY WHY AM I RUNNING, so Mary comes really close to me and I levitate up about 4 feet and roundhouse
kick her head, knocking her dead. Then her dad keeps chasing me and I can't fly any more, but I can jump really high. I notice two fence posts with barbed wire between them in the middle of the yard, so I decide to run and jump over
it, hoping that he will run straight into it and get sliced into pieces like on Final Destination 2. It doesn't work because it's only two fence posts so he just runs around it, but I hit him with a karate chop type move and
he falls dead too. I am really angry at myself for killing them so I run inside and go upstairs. John is sleeping on a futon upstairs like the one I just got and he wakes up and says something like, "Hey man, why'd
you have to be so loud and wake me up, I'm tired," and I told him about how I'd just killed Mary and her dad. He goes, "Man, is that all you woke me up for? Just for killing someone? Let's smoke some." I can't really
remember anything after that.
Date of Dream: 9/16/04
Title - "Eyes of Harryman"
First dream addition in a long time, yay! This dream was really really weird, but I liked it. The first part I can remember is I'm in Mrs. Harryman's Math and Personal Finance class. The room looks a lot
different than the one at school though, it's like a mix of my living room and the M&PF room at the school, with some random objects thrown in. The sun is going down so everything has an orangy tint to it. Mrs. Harryman is in front
of the class talking about stupid crap, like she usually does, and everyone is bored. Amanda is sitting with her head down and she's holding her cell phone. The cell phone is plugged into the charger which is plugged into the wall.
For some reason, probably because it would be funny, she calls Mrs. Harryman's room from her cell and Mrs. Harryman goes to answer it. When no one answers she immediately looks at Amanda. Amanda puts her head down on her
desk quickly and rips the cord out of the wall in the process, then she lays her head down on her desk to try to cover the phone. Mrs. Harryman sees it anyway though, and walks over to Amanda, grabs her hair, yanks her head up,
and starts yelling at her. She goes over to a cabinet type thing and pulls out these huge headphones and turns them on full blast. She goes back to Amanda and says, "I'm going to teach you a lesson," or something to that effect.
I jump up and run over to Mrs. Harryman and punch her in the head, but she just gets really mad and her eyes look really red and bloodshot. I then start scraping at her eyes with my fingernails, and they peel away to reveal some kind
of substance that is similar to the stuff that comes out when you squish cockroaches. She starts screaming then falls over dead. Some time later I'm walking on Franklin St. with a bunch of people I wouldn't normally hang out with, one
of which is Kaleb Bawden. We see a police pick-up truck drive by, and Kaleb jumps in the back and lays down, the cops see him though, and when they notice him, Kaleb's fingernails get bent back and he begins bleeding profusely from them.
Even later, I'm with Jeremy, Katie, Amanda, and this 10 year old girl who used to live across the street from me. Her pants come off and Jeremy starts fingering her out of nowhere. That's all I can remember. As I said, really really weird.
Date of Dream: 6/15/04
Title - "Michigonian Acid Trip"
I had this dream while sleeping in a hotel in Nebraska and didn't get a chance to write it down until I came back, so I forgot a lot of what happened, but here goes. The dream takes place over something like a 2-3 day period, but for some reason it's
always night time. I'm wandering around in a house with red walls and I somehow find some acid laying on a counter top. The house's color scheme is really "silly", so it doesn't look like it could be a real house.
A while after I take the acid I start to "feel" it, and I go out to try to find someone to tell. This gets progressively harder as time passes, because the trip gets more and more intense, but I finally find Rhett, R.J., Corgy, and Heath. We all go back to the
house that I was at earlier in the dream and they ask me what it feels like. I told them, but I don't remember what I said. For some reason, we all decide to go for a walk, but we just end up walking outside and sitting on the porch.
We're sitting around talking when Allison pulls up in a black car, with Erin sitting on the roof cross-legged. I tell them what's been happening, afraid they'd be "disappointed", but they don't seem to be, so we just keep talking. After that I don't really
remember anything.
Date of Dream: 5/13/04
Title - "Don Cor Leon"
I'm sitting in my house, doing nothing, and I get a call from Danny. He tells me to come over to Thomas's house, so I tell him I'll be there in a little bit. I walk over to his house and go in, and Dan tells me to take these pills he just received. I take four of them (I can't remember the name of them, but they were orange and circular, with black writing on them) and start talking to people. After about 30 minutes I start to feel really weird and things begin to get all wavy. I go outside and start to walk back to my house when R.J. and Rhett pull up. They tell me that they want to smoke some in a little bit, and say they'll call my house when they're ready. I go back to my house and wait until 4 in the morning, then Rhett calls me. We drive around for a while and smoke, then R.J. says he wants to go to the mall. For some reason the mall is where the bank is, and there's only one store, a re-sale shop. We go in and the only thing I notice for sale is a collection of all of the Wrestlemania tapes. A while later I'm in a house that has a Pizza Hut in it. I'm trying to call this guy called Don Cor Leon, for what reason, I don't know. In my mind (er... in my mind in the dream) he was a historical warrior who died, but for some reason he could still be called. Suddenly, I'm surrounded by ninjas and I grab a sword (from nowhere) and I have to fight them all, like Don Cor Leon would do. I fight all ten or so of them off and go back to trying to call Don. Then I woke up and Regis and Kelly was on the TV.
Date of Dream: 5/11/04
Title - "Time Splitters"
I forgot a lot of this dream because I didn't write it down when I told myself too and forgot some of it, like I do a lot. Anyway, here goes. I'm riding in a car with Breanna in the driver's seat. We're talking about various things, most of which I can't remember. It feels like afternoon by the way the sun is shining, because everything has an orangish tint to it, and I see the sun setting on the horizon. The surroundings were very beautiful, so I thought I'd try to describe them even though you still won't understand what they looked like, most likely. The road was gravel, but the ride was very smooth. The sky was littered with clouds here and there, and mixed with the sunset it looked pretty cool. The ground was mostly flat with grass defining it and making it look sort of like a wool blanket (a green wool blanket of course). Every once in a while there would be small hills, but I don't remember seeing any trees. Breanna tells me that we have to go somewhere, I don't remember where, but we go there and pull into the gravel driveway. We sit there for a minute and I start to say something, but before I can finish she leans over and kisses me. Then she pulls away for a second, then she does it again. We start to talk about it for a second, then I say I have to leave and thanks for the ride, and I walk up to a house. The house is miniscule in comparison to how gigantic it is when I get inside. I look up and the ceiling had to be at least a hundred miles up. I stare at it for a while and I see little tiny dots running on the raftors. Somehow I decide that they are enemy soldiers and it looks like I'm in TimeSplitters 2. They start to parachute down and I aim my gun at them as I try to shoot them all down. I go back to the doors (which are now 2 huge double doors at the entrance) and exit the house, but when I get outside, it's not outside anymore. I look around and realize I'm in a breakfast restaurant (something like that). I see my old youth pastor sitting at a table and go over to talk to him. That is about the last part of the dream. I remember going to Courtney's house and a place that was supposed to be my school, but it didn't remind me of my school in any way, except for the fact that it WAS my school. This is hard to explain, but I'll try. The building itself was nothing like the school except in the fact that it was very large in size. Also, it wasn't a place where people learned anything, I'm not exactly sure what it was used for actually. But for some reason, it was the school. Sometime during the dream I had a unibrow, but one eyebrow was only half there on the outer side, and the part that was there was a huge circle instead of a line like most eyebrows are. There were more things about the dream I could remember if I tried, but they are all just irrelevant, random facts, so I'll just end it now.
Date of Dream: 3/30/04
Title - "Twisted Metal Deal"
A large portion of the dream isn't here because I don't remember it, but I'll start from what I can remember.
I'm standing in the gym at school with David and Jorge. Jorge is playing basketball while David
and I lean against the wall and watch him. The bell rings and I go to Mrs. Yass' class. JM and
John are also in this class. Mrs. Yass leaves the room and I goof off with them and spraypaint the
brick walls (that are originally red somehow). After school I take my two adult cats and go to the Herr's house.
John and I are watching the Untouchables when Jennie comes in, picks me up, and throws me out of
the house. Jorge drives up to the house to pick me up, then turns into Ryan when I get in the car
We drive to somewhere but I'm not sure where it is. Somehow I end up back at the Herr's at a party that
John is having. I see him chug a jug of alcohol. I look around and see who else is there. I see
Dusty, Jessica, Corgy, Breanna, and some girl I don't know who is holding a baby. I start talking to her to
find out who she is, but I don't get very far. She tells me she needs a fix or something so she asks
me to go out to her car and get some painkillers. For some reason I don't do it, then she and the
baby disappear. Sometimes later, Jennie and Herbie come home and tell everyone that they have to leave.
We all decide to go to Wal-Mart, so I get in Breanna's car and we all go. When we get inside the store
I go off on my own to the electronics section, and see a new Twisted Metal game for PS2 that will be released soon
for $15.49. I mark on the price tag and somehow that reserves a copy for me, weird. Breanna finds me
and tells me that we have to go. I remember leaving, but I don't remember how we left or what we did after that.
Date of Dream: 3/19/04
Title - "Mendenhall Study Hall"
The dream begins with me in World Geography, but for some reason the class is being held
in the lunch/study hall room. Mr. Mendenhall is walking around the room lecturing the class on
something that has to do with World Geography, like he normally would. He gets to a point in his
lecture and begins handing out miniature metal detectors in yellow boxes. He specifies that we should
only take one, but I attempt to sneak an extra one under the table. He somehow saw me taking the
extra one, so he pulls my head back by my hair and slams my head down so that my neck slams against the edge of
the yellow box (that contains the miniature metal detectors), then continues on with his lecturing.
I stand up and say something to the effect of, "This is fucking stupid, you're a horrible teacher and no one likes
you!" He tells me to go to the office, but I jump up on a table and start jumping from table to table as he
chases me around the room. This continues for about ten minutes, then he calls Mr. Knapp and
Mrs. Lorentzen to come help him. Mr. Knapp tells Mrs. Lorentzen that one swift punch should stop me,
and I run towards him for some reason. He reaches out his arm and clotheslines me. Mrs. Lorentzen
grabs me by the hair and starts dragging me to the office. For some reason she takes me to the library
though and lets me loose, forgetting that I was in trouble I assume. She walks over to one of the
library computers, which are on a bar style table instead of the normal ones that we usually have
the computers on in the library. She calls my mom over and brings up my grades on PowerSchool. Then
my brother and sister woke me up with their stupid loud TV watching.
Date of Dream: ?/??/??
Title - "Melting Face"
I go to the public library in my town with my parents, my friend Breanna, and Breanna's parents at the
beginning of this dream. Once inside the library, we all separate to find what we need. I walk over to the
book search computers. MSN pops up before I have a chance to look for a book and freezes the computer, so I have
to restart it. The loading screen for the computer is the same loading screen as the high school's computer's loading
screens. After it is restarted, I discover a book that looks interesting. Upon further examination, I realize
that everyone who has checked out this book before has died soon after. I start walking around the library trying to find
this "death book", and I see my mom pull it off of the shelf. Her eyes immediately flush red and turns into a
zombie-like creature (though still looks human), and starts to chase me. Soon, my dad and Breanna's
parents have also gotten ahold of the book, and they too become the zombie-like beings. The book is thrown at
Breanna, but it just barely misses her. I run over to her and see that her face has started to melt.
I pick her up and run out of the library with her to prevent further zombification, or whatever was happening
to our parents. That's the last part of the dream that I can remember.
Date of Dream: 2/11/04
Title - "Stolen Car"
R.J. and I want some cigarettes, but we don't have a car for some reason, so we steal a car
then star driving to a nearby convenience store. About half way to the store, we realize that there
is a pack of cigarettes allready in the car on the dashboard, so we start smoking them and begin driving
towards our pastor's house. I don't go to church so I don't know why it was "our" pastor, but it was.
We pull up to the driveway, get out, put out our cigarettes in the snow, and proceed to walk inside.
The first room is a kitchen with white floor tiles and brown wooden cupboards. To the right is a door
to the living room, which R.J. and I walk into. The room was enormous in comparison to the rest of the
house, and from the outside, it didn't even look like it would be possible for a room in the house to be
that big. The is a big screen plasma tv towards the center of one wall, and a grey couch in a corner.
I look to the center of the room and see a sandbox. I want to play in it for some reason, so I go over
and pull a shovel out of the sand, but I accidentally scoop a mass of sand onto the carpet. The preacher
gets angry about the sand and kicks me and R.J. out of his house. This is the last part of the dream that
I can remember.
Date of Dream: ?/??/?? (I don't remember the exact date of this dream, but
it was definitely before the above dream)
Title - "Pop Star Action"
The first part of the dream that I can still remember is me, Ryan, Jeremy, and Katie driving
in my grandma's town of 14 people, Peaksville. We drive passed my aunt and uncle's old house and
Katie says she has to go to the bathroom. About this time, Ryan turns into Steven, and says that he
too has to go to the bathroom. We turn around and go back to my aunt and uncle's old house and Jeremy
pulls over to let them get out. I expect them to go into the bushes or something but they just go to the
bathroom on the side of the road. They get back in the car and I say I need to go home. Jeremy
drives to my house, which is actually my old house, and I go inside. No one is there except some
MTV pop star (I believe it was Mariah Carey) and we start to make out on my couch. I then walk back to my
aunt and uncle's old house and see antman walking out the side door. Corey, Heath, Antman and I start
battling on the trampoline with plastic swords and styrofoam somethings. I don't remember who won, but I
do remember that there was a winner and it wasn't me. Later in the dream I went back to my old house
and saw R.J. trying to plug my Action Replay MAX into my PS2. I try to explain to him that I wanted
a Codebreaker so not to open it, but we argue for a while about it and he tries to convince me that it's
just as good. After that, I'm not sure what happened.
Date of Dream: ?/??/??
Title - "Cemetery Ride"
This dream started with me in the back seat of an old fashioned Model-T riding through a cemetery
when it is snowing outside. I look to the left and see headstones and a ditch, then a road passed the
ditch that follows the boundaries of the cemetery. I look to my right and see more headstones and
a snowman. The snow man looks like me as an old man with a cane and top hat, hunched over with tattered
clothes. I looked like Scrooge or something. The car rounds a corner and breaks down. Someone comes
and pulls me out and throws me down into the snow, then someone else comes and helps them pick me up
and throw me into the ditch. I am covered in snow and can't get out when a girl in a different car
without a face comes and picks me up, dusts me off, sits me in her car, and drives off along the road to
somewhere. Where, I'll never know.