I called my mama today to wish her happy mothers day. The gist of the conversation was as follows:
Mama: So when am i going to be able to call you to wish you happy mothers day?
Me: oh please..don't start. I'm working on it. Give me a little more time
Mama: i'm just saying...anyway never mind. How are you?
Me: Worn out. its been a stressful month
Mama: How are you spending your birthday
Me: Dunno..same as every year i guess, alone
Mama: I thought u told me you were having a guest over
Me: Yeah i thought so too..but i guess he cancelled on me
Mama: Why, are you fighting?
Me: No...why?
Mama: Nothing, just wondering why he cancelled on you
Me: Stop fishing for information!
Mama: Have you received your card?
Me: You sent me a card? No, not yet. Thanks anyway
Mama: So you'll be 28. You're becoming an old lady you know
Me: I know. I've been finding grey hair in unmentionable places
Mama: Thats too much information.
Me: Hmm. But its true
Mama: So how did u discover the grey hair there?
Me: No comment
On another note, if it got any hotter, i'd melt! It must be pushing 90 degrees today! I'm seriously dehydrating! It was so hot i had to cancel my trip to the zoo. I'm sure i must have consumed about 10 glasses of starbucks raspberry tsai tea smoothies today!
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