-Shoes
-Ali DVD
-Al
-The Summons (John Grisham)
-Mindblowing sex
-An all expense paid trip to some spa somewhere (hey, thats why its called a wishlist!)
-A CD changer for my truck
-Some flowers
-New glasses (spectacles)
God..if you're reading this, i've been really good. Don't u think its about time you answered my prayers? I haven't cussed anyone out this year (yeah well cussing out psycho bitch in my head doesnt count). I haven't had sex (unless u count DIY), and i've made an extra effort to be nice to my boss. If u cant give me everything on the list, i can settle for items 3,5 and 8. ..on condition that the rest of the items are spread out over the rest of the year. Oh i forgot to add peace on earth. See, i'm doing my civic duty, so God, u don't have an excuse. Last year you were really mean to me. I didn't get a single item i wished for then..but i guess it was because i hadn't been good. I know i shouldn't have told Stacey to go fuck a lemon..but she had it coming. She was such an asshole..oops..i forgot, no cussing. Anyway God, i've done my part, now its your turn.
Amen
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