When you are sad....................I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made u sad.
When you are blue...................I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you
When you smile.......................I'll know you finally got laid
When you are scared................I will rag you about it every chance I get
When you are worried............. I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining
When you are confused.......... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass!
When you are sick...................Stay away from me till u get well; I dont want your germs!
When you fall..........................I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!
This is my oath.......................I pledge till the end
Why you may ask?.................Becoz you're my friend!