- The nice men are ugly!
- The handsome men are not nice!
- The handsome and nice men are gay!
- The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married!
- The men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money!
- The men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we are after their money!
- The handsome men without any money are after our money!!!!!!!!!
- The handsome men, who are not so nice and are somewhat heterosexual dont think we're beautiful
- The men who think that we are beautiful, and are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards!
- The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move!
- The men who never make the firstt move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative!
The moral here is: Ladies...we just can't win!!!