I've been thinking a lot about this 3 lettered word lately...is it coz i aint been gettin' none (as my bestest friend Dooby would say)? Perhaps. It could also be becoz I'm in my period (yeah i'm not embarassed to say it) and God with his wry sense of humor decided to punish women by making us most horniest during that time of the month!
Geez..everything i look at reminds me of sex. I ate a banana this morning and i started blushing! A co-worker asks if i'm coming (for the meeting) and i almost have an orgasm! My lips are chapped so i run my tongue over them to wet them a little and i almost pass out! Truth be told, i'm undersexed! Even picking my nose has me thinking about sex! And u dont want to know what happened to me when i went to go change that tampon! I mean, i was at a basketball game last night and when the commentator said 'slam dunk", trust me, i was not thinking about the basket!
Ok this is not a solicitation. I'm not asking y'all horny goats out there to bombard me with emails asking if y'all can help me out. If i need help i know what to do...after all my finger is bigger than some of y'alls pricks! (pardon the french)
Oh now i'm in for it! Mom, if u're reading this, close your eyes!!
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