Newsweek magazine needs to simply consider renaming itself (a la truth in advertising) . . . possibly
"Journalistic Integrity Lacking-This Week"
or "Lies and Half Truth's Week"
or "Liberal Agenda Week"
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I am intrigued by Jessica and Ashlee Simpson but not for the reason most men are sucked into watching the MTV surreality shows about them. My fascination lies in the fact that each of them seems dumber than the other and I can't ever figure out which is the dumbest, as if they are an Escher print of spiraling serpentine sibling stupdity.
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I saw a handicap license plate on a Corvette the other day. I am wondering if this means that male patterned baldness is now recognized as a disability. My other thought is that the forty . . . fifty-somethings are now entering sixty something in which case maybe someone should call the engineers at General Motors and tell them to add an optional rack for the old codger's Rascal.