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Galaxy Quest

Star Trek.

Galaxy Quest.

Do you get it? Easy targets: they exist in comedy. The problem with an easy target is that they get shot at so often, and in all and sundry ways that it is actually quite difficult to find a new angle. Take political satire. Politics by its very nature is self parodying, half the fun is the various sides sniping and being disingenuous. There are very few new angles on pointing out that many politicians are duplicitous, lying sonofabitches. So it goes with science fiction too. And so it therefore goes triple for Star Trek: the apotheosis of a certain type of science fiction. The long running space opera, internally consistent, hideously po-faced and with a huge number of obsessive, cultish fans. Yes - this my friends is what is known in the book as an easy target.

So, ironically, also a difficult target to hit. Because the audience for a big budget, blockbusting science fiction parody are also the self same audience you are taking the piss out of. Its alright noting that the sets wobbled, and that all alien species were humanoid and spoke American English. The fans know this is absurd. But when you poke fun at the very core to why they are fans of a particular show - you risk alienating (for want of a better word) the very audience you were trying to attract. Perhaps this is why its not really been done before (except perhaps Mel Brook's woeful Spaceballs). Its a field that the Zucker brothers school of parody has always steered clear of. Comedies with a science fiction base - Men In Black and so on - usually take their science fiction part very straight. Others which literally lampoon bad special effects end up being one joke, one note movies (Mars Attacks anyone). All of which is a relatively lengthy preamble to discuss the perfectly ordinary science fiction comedy Galaxy Quest.

The joke is an old one. Take a bunch of actors. Take people believing the actors are really the characters they portray and see how the survive being who they have played. A simple idea, which is dredged up every now and then (last notable time was Three Amigo's: a thoroughly likeable Steve Martin comedy marred by an appalling turn by Martin Short and a nondescript one from Chevy Chase). The slightly more sophisticated idea here is that in the world of science fiction fandom, this is pretty much how the conventions work. These actors are typecast as their roles, are seen as their roles and hence make a living out of being these roles. This is helped by having some very good actors as our one dimensional cast (the complexity here is that not only do we need to know the actors playing the roles, but we also need to work out the roles they are playing). Luckily there are some stock characters which the film mixes up to good effect. The child genius. The extraneous, bursting out bimbo - played with some glee here by Sigourney Weaver. Alan Rickman is a clever melange of Leonard Nimoy's prudity and Patrick Stewart's Englishness. The only weak note is Tim Allen's captain character. We know he is supposed to be William Shatner, and in his efforts to avoid being too Shatner-like he accidentally becomes a wee bit too heroic, a wee bit too likeable. Nevertheless, as ensemble comedies go - the ensemble fit together nicely.

Which leads to the most important thing in a comedy. The gags. Oddly Galaxy Quest is a film full of missed opportunities. The film is so careful not to over-egg the parody pudding that it actually skates around a large number of perfectly acceptable jokes. The film is always likeable, but actually wrings more humour about its oddly dim-witted and uncoordinated aliens than it does out of taking the piss out of Star Trek. This is not to say such jokes do not occur, and the good ones are truly good (the expendably crew member is particularly good). That said, for every obvious joke there are two or three more subtle ones - and a number of loosely fitted in character jokes which suggest some severe editing. These actually help make the film. The throwaway gags, especially around Tony Shaloub's engineer character (it is never explained why he is always eating) help perk the film up when it is in danger of becoming overly reverential.

You see Galaxy Quest is well aware of the audience conundrum, and therefore does not really spend too much time lampooning the television show aspect. Instead, after rushing the culture shock aspects of the film, it falls into quite a straight action comedy pattern. It becomes almost reverential towards its milieu - and the way the film is plotted is the wet dream of any Star Trek fanboy. Whilst there is certainly room for a more cutting and critical comedy on the obsessions of certain types of people, Galaxy Quest is not that film. It is however wholly entertaining at what it does.

Galaxy Quest is wooly, could have been a whole lot funnier and in places seems utterly pointless. Any sketch show worth its salt has a sci-fi piss take in it somewhere along the line which has covered nearly every gag in the film. That said, it is thoroughly entertaining. Nicely acted by a good ensemble cast it also excels in the areas of its script it need not have bothered about. It is a good popcorn movie, a good action comedy and as a space opera it is actually better than fifty percent of the Star Trek movies themselves. That would be the odd numbered ones of course. (7) 

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Star Trek movies all crashing into each other and their evil twins from parallel universes.



 

The General's Daughter

Unfortunately not a sequel to John Boorman's 1998 Irish gangster biopic about Martin Cahill, starring Brendan Gleason and John Voight. Which is in some ways a great pity, because The General was my favourite film of 1998 (closely fought battle with My Name Is Joe) and in a lot of ways I tend to favour the quietly enjoyable character study - over a big budget pile of guff such as The General's Daughter. Subtlety was the secret of The General, wheras The General's Daughter gets by on bombast and melodrama. While The General made the most of artful characterisation and the chemistry of its two main characters Gleason and Voight, The General's Daughter has some poorly sketched line reading from John Travolta and a host of other mid range C-List stars. It goes almost without saying that The General was a better film, but that's not to run down The General's Daughter too much. Not too much, but quite a lot.

I don't really like John Travolta. I would be the first to admit this is an irrational dislike, almost wholly centred on unreasonable motives, which nevertheless I shall list for you here. Firstly, he is a Scientologist - and I mistrust anyone in a cult (Tom Cruise, whatserface off of Cheers, plus siblings). I have no real problem with people being religious, as long as they don't pick any of them silly religions. You may extrapolate to your hearts desire here. Secondly, I don't really rate him as an acotr because I don't think he has ever been that good in anything. Good dancer, I'll give you that, and he wears wide lapelled white jackets well, but actually conveying emotions, he isn not quite there. And finally, I am sick to the eye teeth of Grease, have been since ever party I went to at age seven had the soundtrack blaring. Give me a copy of that record and it'll go out of the window like Greased Lightning - because its not the one that I want. So no, Johny T does not do it for me. In The General's Daughter he is wholly adequate, feigning anger when angry, using a light hearted flippancy when required. But on my actor Richter scale, it a calm day in Shrewsbury.

The General's Daughter is a mystery thriller. There is a murder, early doors, and the question is - whodunnit. Now the whodunnit is currently out of fashion, there has not been a half decent one since - oh probably Presumed Innocent. The General's Daughter is just less than half decent, you are able to guess who did it, the clues are all there - but it does use far too much dodgy misdirection for it to be said to be fair. It also plays too hard and fast with your sympathies so that in the end, the more inconcievable plot twists the less you care. John Travolta nd Madeline Stowe play two army investigators, trying to solve a crime before the FBI get there and the publicity ruins the General (whose daughter am be dead). So the conflict is between truth, justice and the Army way. A conflict which then reaveals all sort sof nasty things.

Sam West directed this particular piece of fluff, in much the same overblown way he helmed Con Air. He has an arresting use of lighting, and is heavy on his - admittedly idiosyncratic - soundtrack but there is no real depth to this story. Part of the fault yet again is the source material - a novel, and one quite possibly of the 500 page airport variety. In a book like that there is time to play off our different protagonists, here we bounce from suspect to suspect without really caring (with the exception of James Woods who is underused so badly here he should sue). Too much plot, too many hackneyed messages unfortunately equals very little characterisation never mind how good your other actors are. And in general, these actors are quite good: James Woods, James Cromwell and a rather gleeful turn from Madeline Stowe. There is an easy rapport and banter between Stowe and Travolta which left you aching for more of a screwball comedy between them, or me aching for Madeline Stowe to be in screwball comedy with anyone. The comedy is a nice light touch, but out of place in a film with multiple angled viewings of rape.

The General's Daughter has to be seen for what it is, big budget entertainment. It works if you switch your forebrain off and run on empty synapse-wise. It is out of step in the current vogue of cinema, and we probably won't see another whodunnit for three or four years, so its worth relishing for that. However this is meant as just entertainment, and the time passes adequately enough with its pacey direction and its interesting enough storyline. There are moments when we glimpse a better film in here, the banter between Stowe and Travolta, the assured mind games of Woods - but in the end this is just a good old fashioned potboiler, with all the good and bad points of such films. (4)

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: A Few Good Men hits Presumed Innocent with some little bumps and crumps from Hitchcock, The Conversation and countless forties mystery B-movies. 
 


The Gift

Oh Sixth Sense - what hath you wrought. The Gift for one - something which if it was a gift would be tantamount to a teenager being given a VIC 20 home computer in 1985. Which is an awful pity, because there is quite a lot of good talent involved in the movie, and I really like Sam Raimi. Unfortunately what has been dished up is just an off the boil mixture of The X-Files and Midsommer Murders. Supernatural thrillers need not be rubbish - but the mere fact that they are supernatural does not tip you into a world where you plot need not make any sense. Sixth or otherwise

The plot is simple. Cate Blanchett plays Annie - a widowed mother of three who has said gift - a loosely defined mixture of ESP and precognition. After quite an interminable set-up we get to the point of the movie, sluttish fiancée of school principal goes missing. As a last ditch effort the family and sheriff consult Annie - who starts having the kind of dreams you can only have if you have a half decent special effects budget behind you. Annie leads them to the body and a suspect instantly becomes apparent. Its Keanu Reeves wife beating redneck who had been built up in our interminable set-up as a thoroughly nasty piece of work. So we know it wasn’t him. Unfortunately we are three quarters of the way through the film before any of the characters - gifted or otherwise - realise this. 

The problem with murder mysteries - as I have said before - is that it requires one of your characters to act out of character to commit the murder. If your selection of characters is wide enough to make it a half decent guessing game, then you haven’t really had enough time to flesh them out. This problem is exacerbated here with the film spend too much time dwelling on Annie - our heroine - and Keanu Reeves redneck. This is not all bad - the first half hour is enlivened no end by what must be Reeves best serious performance. He is all malice, a proper sneering villain who is genuinely unpredictable unlike the rest of the film. It is therefore quite a pity that from the moment of his arrest we see no more of him. There is a much better film in here itching to get out - a modern day witch-hunt between him and Annie would have been a lot more interesting. The murder is just staid in comparison.

It would have been thoroughly possible to make The Gift without a supernatural aspect. The nature of Annie’s visions are so inconclusive that it takes a final attempted murder and happily pat confession from the real guilty party to wrap everything up. Of course this completely misses the side-show of Giovani Ribsi’s town simpleton - a role which exists in every film written by Billy Bob Thornton. A side-plot which is interesting, but which goes even further to slow the movie down, and appears to exist merely to give us a pointless twist ending. Ribsi is good, unlike some of the additional supporting cast. Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes are possibly the most mis-matched couple in cinema history - and they both seem hideously out of place here. Hillary Swank is in comparison rather good as Keanu Reeves abused wife - but hey - she’s made a career out of being abused.

The Gift is the first Sam Raimi film I have been bored by. Whilst I would admit that Raimi has made a few ropey films in the past (and I did not see For The Love Of The Game) they have always been interesting. Here he uses a similar pacing to A Simple Plan, but has an awful lot more contrived plot to fit in. It looks nice, but always plays like a movie of the week - or an extended Tales Of The Unexpected. Except that it is a tales of the thoroughly expected, and waiting two hours to get ones expectations fulfilled is not really worthwhile. As I said when I left the movie, if Keanu Reeves is the best thing in a movie you’ve got to worry. (4)

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Stir Of Echoes slams into any Agatha Christie movie, without the gags.What gags? That’s my point.


The Girl On The Bridge 
(La Fille Sur Le Pont) 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I am a romantic. Cynical, yes, but waft a half decent strain of romance in front of me and I will dissolve to goo with the best of them. Problem is, we really don’t get that many good romances. The cliché plot, the happy ending seems a touch out of date in our hot sex and gun shooting world. Perhaps it is, but its nice to see the odd film maker resorting to the hoariest of old chestnuts on this outing. 

Of course the best way to sneak a full blown romance on to an audience is to pretend it is something end. Tragic romance it was but Une Liason Pornographique snuck in a very traditional romance and pretended it was a film about sex. La Fille Sur Le Pont had a trailer which was all flashy knife throwing and carnival music. To be fair we get a lot of that in here. Patrice Leconte has gone the Coen Brothers route, the indie homespun American writer route (a la Anne Tyler). It’s a romance with weirdo’s. 

So what do we have. We start by being introduced to Adele who in a fantastic opening sequence tells us exactly her bad luck with men. Her bad luck is that she keeps accidentally shagging them, a source of consternation for the girl. So much so that she goes to fling herself off a bridge. She is saved by Daniel Auteil’s knife thrower, ostensibly looking for someone for his act. And hell, if she’s suicidal anyway… What follows is a vague meditation on luck combined with the oldest romantic trick in the book. Young protégé slowly falls in love with elder, then panics and leaves to discover she needs him after all. Can’t really be that good then, when it involves a plot churned out ten times a month by Mills And Boon. 

Well, yes, the story is bobbins. Though it is a nice flavour of bobbins, and a flavour we haven’t had for quite some time. Instead it’s the way this story is couched that gives makes the movie so watchable. Leconte (previously impressive with Ridicule) has gone for a luminous black and white, full of brightness and clarity. (The brightness is actually a bit of a problem, it is often difficult to read the subtitles on the white background). He is in love with his lead characters faces, and they both deliver nicely measured performances to match. Vanessa Paradis is fabulously beautiful, yet her characters lack of self confidence manages to run her ragged. In comparison Auteil is no great shakes, but manages to bring a Bogart like ruggedness, desperation and cool to the role. Indeed the whole film is not unlike the Bogart and Bacall relationship, the fact that it is so unlikely causes the only real tension in the film. 

I usually dislike magic realism, but Leconte demonstrates how to do it perfectly here. From the moment the pauir cannot lose we see how the unusual becomes the usual for these characters. They cannot believe and do not believe their luck, which is why they lose it. Even at the end, when our leads are in different countries and lost, there is not suggestion that they will not reconcile. This is a joyous film, both with its lust for life and with its sly touches of humour. Yes its hackneyed, but in the best possible way. And yes, its more than a little convenient where the pair finally meet. However it feels right, it is the magic of the movies and here it really is magic. 

The Girl on the Bridge is a low key delight. It is a very old fashioned film, harking back to Hollywood romances of the thirties and forties. In Auteil and Paradis there is a lead couple to rival any pairing of that day. It is Leconte however who walks away with most of the plaudits for creating this confection. It is the most hopelessly romantic film I have seen in some time, and actually one of the fiunniest. A nice companion piece to High Fidelity – which is all about maturity in relationships – we have a film which is all about the magic. A little gem. (8) 

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Key Largo hits Une Liason Pornographique with a happy Coen Brothers  ending. 


Girlfight

What makes a film good? Its rarely a question which wanders through the mind when you are actually watching a good film, since the enjoyment of the superior entertainment is doing a more than good enough job of distracting you. Watching Girlfight – which is, rest assured, a very good film you cannot help but notice that its plot is more than a touch formulaic. It is a coming of age drama, with touches of fish out of water. It is about combating prejudice and challenging gender roles. It is – fundamentally – a harder version of Billy Elliot. So why is Girlfight much better than the ballet dancing flick?

The main reason Girlfight is head and shoulders above Billy Elliot is in the performance of Michelle Rodriguez. That and the attention the film pays on her. This is a film about her, so she is literally in every scene. Billy Elliot widened its scope to much, it was a film about a boy discovering ballet, but it was also trying to be an historical document about the miners strike. The two themes did not really gel, allowing Billy’s father far too much of the limelight, and heroism in coming to terms with his son as a dancer. Girlfight leaves all the battle, and therefore all the glory to Diana, Rodriguez’s character, and therefore the sense of triumph at the end is much more concentrated.

The film starts with a defiant stare from Rodriguez, and within a minute she is seen to be having a fight with her school. Aggression is very much part of her life, so whilst the plot does tick over almost mechanistically to get her into boxing, the film stays true to its central premise. Diana is a complicated character, and the film leaves much of her roots unsaid. Her father is a drinker, her mother is dead. The reason for the later is dangled over the audience for much of the film, until we get to an extremely powerful scene which is always on the cards, but nevertheless shocking. The film never shies too far away from the grimy, gritty side of boxing either. It is seen as a form of discipline and in its often used route out of the gutter. It also shows how unlikely that will be.

There really isn’t anything remarkable about either the coming of age plot, boxing plot (which follows a tried and trusted rules of the boxing movie) or even the love story bundled in. It is unlikely a Mills And Boon would ever be set in the world of mixed amateur boxing – an area where the film is shaky on reality – however if it were it would go just like this. Like Save The Last Dance (a glossy mix of Girlfight and Billy Elliot without the coming of age) the love story works like clockwork, yet is more than worthwhile when Rodriguez breaks into a smile. The moment that her stony scowl finally cracks reminds you exactly how much the film, and the actor has got you involved in the character. Certainly not many love stories end with a boxing match between the two protagonists, but it is certainly the only time boxing has ever been seen as romantic.

Director Karyn Kusama has created a gritty but touching story which exists in a part of society Hollywood never gets to. Sure in a film like Save The Last Dance we can visit the ghetto, but Kusama puts us in there without undermining or patronising the participants. There isn’t a “happy ever after”, there is merely a “slightly better than the start”. To add to that some boxing footage which manages to convey what it is like to be right there more than makes this one of the best films of the year. Add to this Michele Rodriguez’s towering performance and you have a fantastic piece of work (9)

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Billy Elliot, Save The Last Dance and – you guessed it – Raging Bull. And yes, it is that good.


Go

It just looks better in italics, wouldn't you say. 

What to say about Go? Very good portmanteau film about a disasterous drug deal told from three perspectives. The first, and only, American "Rave" movie, which is actually pretty damn convincing on the Rave front. Second effort from Doug "Swingers" Liman - compares favourably with other second effort portmanteau movies (er - Pulp Fiction anyone). It is a hugely impressive effort from its large cast, its direction is assured and there is a surprisingly resolute conclusion - which seems highly unlikely from the beginning. 

Plot? Three convenience store workers gear up for Christmas. Ronna, strapped for cash, instigates the drug deal which goes bad. Simon, the British kid, goes off to Las Vegas. Claire ends up going out with Ronna clubbing, getting mixed up with her dealer. And Adam and Zack get hooked into the sting operation to capture this big dealer. Each story is told straight through, from the intro to its near conclusion (with the exception of Claire's which plays through the others and uncredited takes over at the end). Its a simple structure, and like any portmanteau movie, falls down on its weakest story. Wisely, the stories are rampantly different to each other - and therefore the battle for weakest becomes a good tie. (Ronna's is a thriller, Simon goes for action, and Adam and Zack play with farcical black comedy). This juxtaposition highlights the different views of various characters, and for the films deceptively short running time we don't just get immersed in a story, more a scene. This scene being the LA Rave scene.

The cast is impressive, especially Canadian Sarah Polley doing a very good "young Uma Thurman who can act". The rest have been rustled up from teen shows, Party Of Five, Dawsons Creek (and perhaps surprisingly) Desmond Askew from Grange Hill. All perhaps trying to shed clean cut images, by being in a film full of sex, drugs and dance music. They all acquit themselves well, though to be fair, this is good material so it would be hard to louse up. They do surmount the hardest task in any film about morally suspect people, they make you understand their predicament. (Ronna is poor, Simon is just a bit of a head case). The writing and direction also do a pretty good job at getting a warehouse club atmosphere right - the correct amount of grot and the right type of people. Infact the writing has a nicely authentic ring to it, with just enough style to pull it over into the excellent catagory without it being (a la PF) too stylised.

But back to the start - as Go does three times, to start its three tales. It does not play with time as much as Pulp Fiction, but it does intertwine its stories in a much better way than that effort. It is impossible not to compare the two films, from plenty of angles. They both have killer soundtracks, are visually impressive in spurts, and they both have gun toting British characters. Where Go differs from Pulp Fiction is in the quality of its story-telling, its basic thesis on life and its heart. This is not just slick entertainment, though on that level it works just fine. Go does have a subliminal theme, one which runs counter to Pulp Fiction's gun toting gore-a-rama. Go is a movie about enjoying yourself, partying and being young and hedonistic. But its also a film about guns.

Guns pop up a few times in Go, never in a good light. There is an excrutiating (always a good word to use in Doug Liman films - remember Swingers ansaphone scene?) almost re-run of the Pulp Fiction car shooting. But mainly they get waved about - until they have to be used. Then, people don't die, they just get hurt. As is said near the end "I didn't mind shooting him when he didn't want me to shoot him". Its a perfect summation of the gun control problem. We can all be idiots at times, so don't put lethal weapons in our hands to be idiots with. And on the tip of being idiots, there is also a nice generational stab at what may well be wrong with workplaces today: "The problem with your generation is you don't succeed by getting good at anything, you're just so lousy that the guy above you can't do his job properly so has to leave and you get his job." 

Go is a very good movie, in a year that is really starting to get into the swing of things. It is also very cinematic - as its title suggests its a film with plenty of movement (Go is the word used most often in the film). Normally it would rate really highly, except for one wee problem I had with it. And that was the opening sequence. Something I had planned to do in a film a couple of years back, a bit of cut and paste to Lionrock's sampladelic "Fire Up The Shoesaw". So it loses a point for nicking my idea. (9) 

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Pulp Fiction, Human Traffic, Trainspotting, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas in a big wreck with Swingers as well. 


Gods & Monsters

There seems to be some controversy over this film. On the one hand Sir Ian MacKellen has been nominated for shed loads of awards, as has Lynn Redgrave, and the film has been lauded highly. On the other hand, people are saying its not much cop, appaling gay propaganda. So let me wade into the ring now. First, on the acting front, there is no way MacKellen and Redgrave should be nominated, let alone win awards (except, maybe for Redgrave in a best Comedy Actress way). There is only one person even pushing the acting envelope in this film, and thats Brendan Fraser. That he has been over looked is a tragedy, that the film has not been universally applauded is a scandal. God And Monsters is certainly one of the most enjoyable films I've seen this year, and one of the most life affirming too.

The story of the director James Whale (Frankenstein, Showboat, The Invisible Man and yes, of course, Bride Of Frankenstein) and the odd relationship he strikes up with his gardener. This can been seen as another lust movie - a partner to last years Love And Death in Long Island. John Hurt and Ian MacKellen even share a number of physical similarities. However whilst in Love And Death in Long Island, Hurt was the naive old man in pursuit of his obsession, here it is James Whale who is supremely at home, with the object of his obsession somewhat bemused. The twist here is that Whale has had a stroke, destroying one of the neurological filters in his brain, so he is subject to random attacks of nostalgia, his (vivid and rather interesting) memories literally taking over his life. This eventually leads to the dramatic conclusion, a moving climax to what is a slight but nevertheless expertly made film.

Nearly everything is right in Gods & Monsters. The script is witty, and pitches its characters perfectly. Whale is not just an old queen itching to get into the pants of his gardner. He is quite aware of him many filings, and is also shy and hopeful in his friendship with Fraser. Redgrave does very little as Whale's maid, she pulls comedy faces and talks in a ridiculous Austrian accent - but her character is in the finest tradition of comic relief, she further the plot without us knowing it. Yet it is the Brendan Fraser character the film hangs on. A character so close to charicature, yet fully fleshed out by little touches. He appears stupid, slow - but is neither of these things. He appears bigotted, repressed and yet he is the one who opens out the film to us. He is our everyman, he is Whale's everymonster, and yet he is a such a noble creation that in the films final scene we cannot but feel how the experiences he has had have changed him. Which is surely the crux of all good fiction, to see our characters develop.

Gods & Monsters is full of tiny touches, which make the whole. James Whale saying that he made Frankenstein as a comedy, the reunion with Boris Karloff who everyone agrees is very dull. More importantly are the touches to Fraser's character. He is impressed by Whale, and so goes to read up about him in the Library. I can't remember the last time I saw a public library in an American film, yet it showed the the Fraser character was human - he did what I would have done. The art design, where the physical similarity in sillhouette between Fraser and Whale's Monster is subtly enforced. And again the humour - this is a very funny film. I would urge anyone to watch it, it really is that enjoyable. So why has it had such mixed reviews?

Homophobia, my friends, rears its ugly head. The fact that the lead character is gay, unrepentantly so. Not only that, but he is played by a gay actor. Well, that's just not acting. For Ian MacKellan to play an old English queen is simple, surely he is playing himself (please insert Dame Judi Dench, and old English Queen gag here). The fact he is trying to seduce a man, a young man, is distasteful to some. Indeed there were people in the cinema squirming, much like people squirmed during Swingers - the act of seduction is hugely embaressing, especially if done badly. That a film celebrating the life and loves of such an interesting man could be neglected due to the lead character being gay is contemptible. That such a good film can come around and people not being badgered constantly to see what is a simple but elegant portrayal of friendship, and betrayal, is merely sad. (9)

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Love And Death On Long Island and Bride Of Frankenstein. The monster, of course, played by Brendan Fraser.


Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai

Pumpkin State rule number one: keep you cards close to your chest. People will often think your hand is better than it is if they cannot see it. This is pretty basic poker philosophy truth be told, but it work equally well in all other scenarios. Don't tell people everything, they will assume more if you do that - and hey, they may even think you are smarter than you look. The second rule is a wee bit more specific - play comedy straight. There was a spoof gangster movie which was made a couple of years back called "Jane Austen's Mafia". It was from the Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker stable, but I'm not convinced any of those three had anything to do with it. Anyhow, despite the fine title it just did not work because all the cast were mugging for jokes (see also "High School High" and pretty much any film with Leslie Neilsen in since 1990). To pull off comedy it must be clear that the characters are not aware they are in a comedy.

The characters in Ghost Dog : The Way Of The Samurai are not aware they are in a comedy. They are all pretty ridiculous and idiosyncratic, but nevertheless they all take the situation very seriously. As does the film itself, with its slow cuts, impressionistic fades and the philosophy underpinning the entire story. For this is a serious story of a samurai and his bond to his master, and the conflicts said master has in his duties to his retainer. That the samurai uses sniper rifles, laser sights and is played by a generously proportioned Forest Whittaker is the least of the films eccentricities. That he tends for carrier pigeons may suggest a wee bit more of the oddness of the film. But that no-one within the context of the film notes this is the centre of Ghost Dog's charm.

Clumsy name aside, Ghost Dog is a rather beguiling movie. It is written and directed by Jim Jarmusch, a man not known for every really straying into the mainstream. And this is his answer to a Tarantino film: glib, violent and set in a self contained world similar but cooler than ours. This is a world where street rappers knock about in parks with their compatriots playing chess. A world where a Seneglese ice cream vendor can survive without ever taking any money for his ice-cream. A world where a Mafia don can also be a big fan of Flavor Flav. Jarmusch uses a selection of simple tricks to tie together an unremarkable story and dress it up as something more important. He fails, in as much as this never amounts to any more than just a very nicely presented indie entertainment. However that it entertains in its own way is undeniable.

Ghost Dog is a classic case of style over substance. The actual story, that of an assassin being the target of those who hired him for his last job is as old as - if not the hills at least Sylvester Stallone. This is not shot in big budget action style however. Instead we have long impressionistic tranches of film as we follow our portly self-styled samurai as he goes about doing that which his code tells him to do. Perhaps the film is trying to make points about honour, loyalty and the need to devote ones life to a certain aim - but I don't think so. It could be making parallels between the mafia and the feudal system in ancient Japan, but again I think that is too laboured. Instead it is playing a few subtle tricks with its audience, dropping movie and literature in jokes for us to savour and feel clever about getting. Of course, these are not subtle at all: that a copy Rashamon is passed between four characters is a pretty obvious way of suggesting that all these characters may see the action from different perspectives. Since this point is belaboured later in the film, cleverness is not what this is all about. 

Perhaps what is most interesting about Ghost Dog is the wholesaling of the indie style to the masses. Like I said, this is pretty much an action movie plot. Jarmusch merely slows it down, peoples it with idiosyncratic characters and spins some philosophy underneath it. Couple that with a tailor made (and very good) Wu-Tang Clan score and you have the perfect independent film. Perhaps it is lazy, but there is no reason it should not be a valid shooting option like anything else. That independent films were often a hotbed of intelligent, meaningful ideas should not detract from what Jarmusch has done here. Though it may be cause for concern in the long run. 

Ghost Dog is a fun movie, but fun in an intellectual way. It is aimed squarely at people who like their movies a little bit more cerebral, but certainly does not pitch itself any higher than that. Self reflexive to a massive degree (juxtaposing the potentially cartoonish violence with actual cartoon violence throughout the film) it uses eccentricity over true character development and the odd injection of violence to keep you watching. Watch you do though, because it is all done so well. Acted well, Ghost Dog is merely a conceit - a character comedy dressed up as something else. By keeping its cards close to its chest, Ghost Dog appears a lot cleverer than it is. You do get the feeling though that that is half the point however. (7) 

IF THIS FILM WERE A CAR CRASH: Rashamon meets Shaft meets High Noon meets Goodfellas. What Flavour do you prefer? Sasparella?
 
 

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