by
Anaphalis
Summary: How did Jaken really end up serving the inu-youkai? General/Is 'Squicky' a genre? One Shot. IY Fic Contest Entry. Challenge - "Minion".
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A/N: I know that Jaken's the obvious choice but this was a three-hundred pound plot bunny with a "Mom" tattoo. It's not my fault!
The lord nods, completely shameless.
Jaken tries to remain calm. "I came here to negotiate a truce- not to serve as your son's lackey!"
The lord yawns. "You agree to this- consider the truce negotiated. If not..." He shrugs. "If not, we have a long boring discussion ahead of us. So what do you say, little lord?"
Jaken is trying to find words that don't involve anatomically impossible contortions when the lord beside him stiffens. The green man automatically follows his line of sight and-
The... being that is crossing the courtyard freezes Jaken's refusal in the back of his suddenly dry throat.
His eyes nearly pop out of his head and he makes inarticulate gulping noises like a land-drowned fish.
"He's..."
The lord gives a small, knowing smirk.
"Gorgeous. The next Inu-no-taisho. Has sexual chemistry with rocks, buildings and pieces of rotting flesh. So what do you say?"
The green man swallows hard.
"Do I get to carry a big stick?"
-The End-
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