by
Anaphalis
Summary: An affectionate parody of "Roads" featuring Necrophiliac!Kagome. Rurouni Kenshin X Inuyasha X Yu Yu Hakusho crossover. Very, very squicky. Not suitable for any audiences. Not for the squeamish. General inappropriateness. One Shot.
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It didn't seem to bother her.
Kenshin wasn't entirely sure how his thoroughly burned ashes had reassembled to form a rotting corpse that had been plopped in the center of Kagome's bed, but he wasn't entirely surprised. As he'd long noted the gods seemed to be very fond of screwing him over in strange and often downright bizarre ways.
Except this time they'd gotten it right.
What was left of his liquefied brain noted that Kagome looked gorgeous in that sheer negligee. Well, considering it was basically only his hind brain that was still functioning it was more like, "Hot. Fuck now."
Unfortunately Kagome still had her whole brain. And her whole brain was far too fond of talking.
"Oh Kenshin. I can't believe it's actually you- my true soul mate. You even share my horribly angsty past. I mean you were forced to become a serial killer with a split personality. And watched your parents and caretakers die in front of you. And were made a slave as a child. And my childhood was just like that! Except not!"
Silence.
"Let's shag like bunnies!"
This seemed like the best suggestion that dead-Kenshin's faded mind had heard.
They were just getting to the good part when the bedroom door opened.
"Kurama! It's... It's not what it looks like!"
The avatar leaned against the door-frame, his face completely expressionless.
"You mean that you're not shagging the long-dead body of my ancestor/previous incarnation who was your lover when he somehow got mysteriously moved from the Meiji Era to the Sengoku Jidai while you were on a quest five hundred years in the past?"
"Well maybe it is what it looks like."
Kurama's very pink tongue flicked out to lick the edge of his lips.
"So...Mind if I join in?"
"You're... you're not upset?"
Kurama gave an orgasm-inducing full-throated chuckle.
"Remind me to tell you some stories about Youko. And Hiei. And sentient plant life. But what are we still talking for anyways?"
And they all proceeded to shag like bunnies.
Until Kenshin fell apart.
-The End-
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