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Emcee:  I feel so honored to present to you one of the most renowned fashion shows ever shown in the United States in honor of this RS Social.  Tonight you will see the latest fashions from PARIS, NEW YORK and Other Fashion Capitols of the world.  You will also witness the comeback of many fashions worn many years ago---Let's get on with the show....

1--First we would like to welcome Sister________.  She is wearing the latest in Spring fashions.  Her SPRING dress (covered with metal springs) is accented with RUFFLES (Potato chips) on the hem and cuffs. The DARTS (real ones stuck to her blouse) in the bodice make this dress a fine fit.  The Lovely Handbag (a bag cut in the shape of a hand) she carries and the GROSGRAIN ribbon shoes (Weeds tied on her shoes) help finish off this lovely outfit.  But nothing tops it off like her SPRINGY hat.  (springs on it)

2  Next we have Sister________, wearing the fashionable BLAZER Jacket (the jacket has flames pinned to it).  Under her warm jacket we see her very "in" Alligator I-zod shirt (A picture of a lg. alligator on it). Her pants are very popular and can be seen on every high school campus. She is wearing a pair of CORDS. (Extension cord tied around each leg) This casual outfit is made more cozy by wearing slippers (a banana on each shoe).   Thank you Sister__________.

3.  Sister _______ is wearing a dazzling Jordache fashion.  Her blouse has a yellow YOKE (egg yolks) on a white background.  The sleeves on this lovely blouse are edged with SCALLOPS (use tator tots) on the sleeves and collar so she need never go hungry.  This fun CIRCLE skirt (2 circles, on in front, one in back) is coming back.  This one is adorned with the simple lazy daisy stitch (pin daisies on), and FEATHER STITCH (pin feathers).  Her Jordache outfit is professionally topped off with her Jordache EARRINGS (Ring of ears, cut out and staple together in rings)   Thanks

4  It's night time for Sister _________.  Doesn't she look cute in her BABYDOLL (dolls tied all over)  pajamas?  OF course the fabric in these darling pajamas have a very soft NAP (she Yawns) to help her get to sleep at night.  It would never OCCUR to her to remove her rings at bedtime, they are too special to remove (she wears KERR lid rings on her fingers).  Of course she wears a little nightcap  ( a glass lined with white paper to look like milk tied on her head). Thank you.

5  Now Sister ___________ is wearing the ever-popular JUMPSUIT by Adidas (she jumps on a pogo stick)  This comfy and energetic jumpsuit has the new RAGLAN sleeve (Rags tied on shoulders)  Thank you Sister_______, we were hopping you could come.

6  We're so pleased that sister _________ the famous mariner from Boston could join us tonight.  Her WAFFLE weave shirt is toasty warm (wear waffles all over shirt)  She often goes fishing in this warm outfit. Her BELL BOTTOM pants (Jingle bells on her bottom) help keep her on her toes so she never misses a bite.  You have probably noticed already that her shirt doesn't have the usual buttons, but a fisherwoman needs to have a shirt with HOOKS & EYES (Fish hooks and eyes).  To make her fishing even more enjoyable she wears long lasting CREPE soled shoes (crepe paper streamers)

7  We would now like to have Sister __________ come out.  She is wearing a genuine CAMEL HAIR sweater.  To prove that it is the real thing would you mind bending over?  (2 humps on her back, one near her shoulders and one below closer to her waist)  Her unique LINEN (napkins all over skirt) skirt is GORED for a special added effect (Skirt has cow horns through front to back).  The skirt is clasped in the back with FROGS (2 green ones) for a distinct design.  And on her feet she is wearing one of the teenagers favorites...CHEROKEES (feathers on shoes).

8  Sister__________ is a wise buyer, she doesn't go to a great expense to have the latest designer jeans.  As you know DESIGNER JEANS can be outrageously expensive, but a clever person can be well dressed and save money at the same time.  Her designers have the most popular brand  name around--please turn around sister and show the audience the label all will recognize ("NO NAME" printed on back)  Her TEE shirt compliments her jeans and is striking because of her THREE QUARTER SLEEVES  (Golf tees and 3 quarters on each sleeve) Please notice that she is also wearing MATCHING TUBE socks (inner tubes around her ankles with matches stuck on)

9  Now although it is a little embarrassing, the world doesn't have as high of dress standards as we MORMONS do, and to show off a little evening gown of the world today is Sister _________.  She is wearing a very worldly outfit.  As you can see her neckline is a PLUNGING neckline (toilet plunger around neck)  and if she turn s around you can see her BARE back (Picture of a bear).  Her gown has skinny SPAGHETTI straps (spaghetti noodles) which catch the eye.  Her FULL skirt (a pregnant lady or stuffed with pillows)  has a KICK pleat (she kicks while on stage) to keep away strangers.  The back of her skirt has a lovely TIE (a mans tie with one end tucked in the top of her skirt and dragging) to add a feminine touch. Her evening purse is crocheted in the SHELL stitch (Seashells).  She wears the classic black PUMPS (bicycle pumps on each foot)  She is a beautiful sight when her BEAUX (a bow in her hand pulls her off stage)  takes her out tonight.

10  Sister__________ is so chic in her new BAGGIES.  (she wears all manner of bags all over her pants)  She will be comfortable at any sports event in her new PEA coat (Pea pods tied to it)  which is lined with flannel (open coat to reveal thin strips of flannel inside) Underneath her pea coat she is wearing a beautiful TURTLENECK  (neck has turtles around)  in an interesting PRINT (Newspaper)  Her designer glasses (2 drinking glasses tied together which she holds up to her eyes) help her see clearly.  She is wearing LOAFERS for a real casual look  (a hollowed loaf of french bread on each foot).   Thanks

11  Sister __________ is another sports fan and is dressed in a sporty pants suit.  Her PIN STRIPED jacket (pins lined up in stripes) has PADDED shoulders (Football shoulder pads) which give her a  very sophisticated look.  Her RED BLOUSE (Spelled out in red letters "B L O U S E") looks lovely.  Her STRAIGHTLEGS are cut on the STRAIGHT GRAIN (walk stiff legged and has weeds tied on).  And of course her pants have the FLY in front.  (A BIG RUBBER or PAPER FLY)  Please notice that her RED HEELS which match her red blouse complete this outfit making it a real hit  (she's barefoot and has painted the heels of her feet RED.)

12  You would think that as you host tonight I would have complete control over this fantastic fashion show, but a belligerent model has insisted that he come out in his Birthday suit......Let's Welcome our last model BISHOP ________ wearing his annual Birthday suit   (A cake on his head, balloons, wrapping paper, ribbon, crepe paper etc.)

Thank you for watching our Fashion show...Lets applaud our models.