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Adam Windsor ... Again!!! |
This past week, we lost two more great athletes that dominated our business for so many years. Road Warrior Hawk and Boris Volkoff. Please take a moment and reflect back on the great matches and wonderful times that both of these men gave us. Hawk with Animal and Boris with Nikolai. Please remember these great men in your prayers--Percival Here are two great articles written about them...
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As I sat in my huge brown recliner the other day, my private line rang. It was Adam Windsor calling me. I asked him how he had gotten my private phone number, and he stated that he had ways of making people talk when he wanted to. I guess he was angry with me for not replying to his e-mails that he had been sending to me. He was very adamant about my involving myself with the 7-Foot Giant, Magnum. His concerns were that I was poking my nose where it didn't belong. I didn't bother to return his e-mail because I didn't feel that it was ANY of HIS concern what I did with my time. Nor did I answer him on the phone. After all, I am a gentleman, and I would not lower myself to his level and tell people what to DO and what NOT to do. People from across the pond have a way of aligning themselves with a good sense of balance. Adam Windsor is no better than any other snobby English couch potato. I assured him that I would be returning to Ocala and that he might just as well give the Conservatory belt to Magnum now and save himself the embarrassment of having it taken from him in a fair fight with none of his friends coming into the ring to help out. Before I hung up on him, he was bantering about how he was going to go to Coach Dory Funk and get this matter resolved shortly. I hope that he is more of a man of his words than Dory Funk is. Speaking of Mr. Funk I understand that he took my advice from a few weeks ago and is retiring from the business. To a nicer guy, it couldn't happen. Maybe you ought to go and do a cooking show ... I think you would look good wearing an apron and a hair net. I did call the Giant and expressed my concern over his learning new holds. The two holds that I taught him before leaving the Dory Funk Arena on 9/27 were winning matches for him, and he was very appreciative of that fact. What a nice kid Unknown to Coach Funk, I have been traveling to various towns that Magnum has wrestled at and have helped him out a lot. He is very appreciative of my talents. He is a great learner as well. He pays attention and is happy to give me 30% of his pay for my services. I am very well worth it, as I took many men to the top of the ladder in our business. Dory Funk Jr. may have been the NWA World Champion for over four years, and he might have been the luckiest Texican to hold on to that belt, but he is NOT the EPITOME of Wrestling Managers. You forget, Mr. Funk, that I studied videotapes of you that I had recorded by friends while you were champion, and I might have been the reason for you losing that title to Harley Race in Kansas City that night. Remember ... I was there, and I coached Harley before he went to the ring to do battle with you. I will return to Ocala at my convenience and teach Adam Windsor the wrestling lesson he should have been taught before he got so many fans behind him. The wrestling lesson that I should have had Magnum teach him when they met on 9/27. I should have ended his streak then but didn't have the time, as the ring filled up with his "BUDDIES" before I could shake my head. Vengeance will be mine ... sayeth Percival A. Friend. Percival A. Friend, Retired
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