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URBAN LEGENDS
read the urban legends behind the lyrics!
remember the girl with the bee hive hairdo 
stung by a spider in a rat's nest igloo 
hook man leavin' his hook on the door 
after givin' that girlfriend's guy "what for?" 
someone put a rat in the deep fry 
madman on the phone in upstairs bedroom 
alligators down in the sewer lines 
i had a tough time believing all that 
'till i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
(i picked up) the vanishing hitchhiker
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
i heard him say "stop telling lies."
then he went away
remember the dog in the microwave oven? 
he was turned up high, now there's nothin' left of him 
"there's a hatchet killer hiding in your back seat, ma'am 
and a rat tail floating in your coca cola can." 
at midnight there stood a stranger on the highway 
somewhere there abouts, (i think) in corpus christi 
he smiled and said that he was goin' my way 
no i couldn't say that i belived in all that 
'till i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
(i picked up) the vanishing hitchhiker
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
i heard him say "stop telling lies."
then he went away
i get my info from the backward masking
i get the Word of God through prayer and fasting
j.f.k. is alive and well
and kissinger is a beast from hell
the face of st. paul in this butt roast
assures me that i'm going up to heaven
the anti-christ does laundry on the east coast
i doubted the most -- did not believe in all that 
'till i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
(i picked up) the vanishing hitchhiker
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
i heard him say "stop telling lies."
then he went away
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