Rodrigo brought a picnic lunch to Allie's work and they shared it. Rodrigo brought a cookie-dough tube to Allie's apartment and they baked it.

Allie tells me about the night she and Rodrigo took a bath together. I can't stand it anymore. I go home and tell Andy: "Last night Rodrigo brought Allie a pint of ice cream and they took a bath with pink bubbles and peach oils and Allie ate Cherry Garcia off Rodrigo's penis."

"I asked you to do that once," Andy says, "Remember?"

"Oh, yeah."

"And you didn't want to."

"Oh, yeah. But the ice cream didn't have Nutrasweet. Regular sugar isn't sweet enough for me anymore."

"What if we bought some fake ice cream and tried again?"

"No, forget it."