Month Seven: Your VaginaYour vagina will be in high gear - overly sensitive and always ready for sex. Your husband will not be able to keep up with you, so while he is out, you will look at porn sites. You will refuse to pay for porn but you will be open to spending a lot of time looking for new and exciting porn. You will click on the email in your in box for "All new pregnant sluts." You will not find them exciting. You will see in your in box "Hot rape pics. XXX. Under 18." Your will forward this email to your husband to ask him if you should report these people to the FBI. "I think it's illegal," you will tell him. Then, while you're waiting for his response, you will click, and the pics will, indeed, turn out to be hot. You will masturbate for the fourth time that day.
Month Eight: Your Moods | Your Mother | Your Instincts |
