Month Seven: Your Sex LifeSex will be stupid because you will be immobile. You will be surprised by how much of your perceived sexual prowess was dependent on you being able to move your own body. You will have to ask your husband to roll you on top of him. You will not kiss during sex because your tummy will make your face too far from his. When you orgasm you will feel the baby, or you will think you do. And then your husband will think he feels the baby, too, on those final, firm thrusts. Soon it will feel like a threesome, and then sex will stop. Maybe forever.  Month Eight: Your Moods | Your Mother | Your Instincts |