Month Seven: Your HusbandYour husband will nuzzle his nose into your huge, bear breasts and he will say, "The baby will be so happy." Then you will pull away because your breasts will be sore because all your bras will be too small because who can imagine buying a DD bra, and you won't want to tell your husband not to touch because all the books say that it's important to maintain your relationship during this time of change. So you will end up giving your husband a blow job just so you can keep his hands away from you.
Month Eight: Your Moods | Your Mother | Your Instincts |
