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Satan and Pals |
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Columbine HS grads created South Park, which included the show Jesus and Pals. Self-Centered Grove grads (who found HS just as ridiculous) made up Satan and Pals, inspired by some former classmates. Satan and Pals thought themselves the coolest of cool. Here at Pencil Dork, we use celebs pics to portray characters in this fantasy story. The protagonist is named Tori but her pic is that of Mariah Carey. Satan (who is, ironically, self-named) is Justin Timberlake. If you have a brain, you'll be able to figure out who's good and bad. If not, check out the characters link (that goes out to Satan and Pals). Oh, and there are no similarities to people, living or dead, in this story. The celebs didn't give permission for us to use their pics, either. Yeah, we're going to rot in hell. Afterall, Satan (as in the real Lucifer) is only running things until we get there! ;) As long as we don't have to return to CGHS (except to cheer for Bloomington South's football team the year they won state and demolished CG at Homecoming), we're cool as cucumbers. |
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Victoria, who went by Tori, was pretty pleased with her life. She was class president in California and got good grades. Her parents ripped her from her homeland, but she was determined to make the best of it. Her CA HS didn't have a swimming pool nor a swim team, so she figured she might give it a try here in Indiana. She was going to try out for the middle school swim team, but she was afraid of not making it. Going after something you really want and not getting it is much worse than trying out for things you could care less about. She tried out for cheerleading because she was a trained dancer who almost made the Nutcracker the only time her mom allowed her to try out. She didn't make it, but she was relieved because she didn't like all the girls on the snob squad.
There was a clique of kids who's daddies didn't make as much as they'd like or who weighed more than they liked, and they hated everyone richer or thinner. Whereas people they were jealous of could care less about their weight or daddy's money, this "A-crowd" were extremely competitive and had to squash reputations before even talking to people they hated longer than 10 minutes. Ironically, most of the school hated the "A-crowd" and could care less about them. While some won popularity contests, most didn't even get nominated.
Nonetheless, Tori was drafted onto the swim team during PE class. She was quite excited to join the team, and she was superhappy when she earned her Vartisy letter her freshman year. She was very driven and promised herself she'd go to the state meet the next year. When it looked like she wouldn't make it, she tried even harder yet got a little depressed during the season. In the bathroom during lunch, she and an older teammate complained that they may never go to state, and they wanted to more than anything in the world. The older teammate said, "Atleast you have two more years!" They ended up being on the 200 Free Relay team and going together with two others that had already been. It was sweet! |
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Characters |
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| Pathetic losers attacked Victoria, but she felt victorious because she achieved everything she wanted in her life. Others attacked her for being a housewife with a part-time job on the weekends, but she was happy she didn't have to work full-time. They also lied, saying her husband, Van was a janitor or mechanic. Hey, if mechanics make $20 an hour, why would she complain? As long as they had a roof over their heads and cars to drive, Tori was happy. She wasn't spoiled and demanding like Satan and Pals and the bitches they dated. |
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