Peter L. Groom was born a man, but bred into a hero. From a redneck town of small-minded yokels rose a genius to rise above the mediocrity (by moving away).

He travelled for a while, he saw too many things...

When Peter was in high-school, he was the queen bae. He played football as well as he played D&D (poorly). Just kidding, he never played football.

Peter is a dude