Words of the Learned, introducing little-known meanings to commonly said words.
Now get down wid the UA/AZ/AZN talk!
- Blocky
- A target for knives thrown by angry college students.
- Boba Milk Tea
- see chunky drink.
- Chem 104A
- Hell.
- Chipotle
- /chi-POT-el/ Feeding grounds for starving college students. Burritoes double as bricks and Halloween costumes.
- Cheese
- Not to be mistaken for pineapples.
- Chunky drink
- At UA, liquids with mysterious solid chunks in it, only drunk by insane Asians and adventurous/risk-taking non-Asians.
- Crap
- Why Jennifer should never become a sculptor.
- Crossaint
- A tasty treat that is soft, oh so soft...
- Cucumber
- Lubricated is best, right my friends? Teeheehee.
- DDR
- Dance Dance Revolution. Lil arrows which, like the Pied Piper, lures innocents into a cult-like following, induces them into a state of trance, and takes all their money.
- 8-ball
- Bane of this guy, who happens to scratch a lot, thereby losing 4 games, or something...
- Go go go
- Ask Amanda.
- Heavy Metal
- All the N,S,D,V,P--did I mention S?--you could ever imagine in an 'animated film.'
- Homecoming
- Euphemism for disaster?
- Hot Snax
- Oh yeah, baby.
- Jello shots
- Inhibitor. Of Life.
- Jepepe
- Funny name. Funny name.
- Jiggles
- Future name of Kathy's future dachshund.
- LkK
- Lau Ko Ko.
- Mcdonald's ice cream
- Like heroin, for Alex anyways.
- Meow!
- How to communicate with a Kitty-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, and if done correctly, will make it go psycho and eat your hand.
- Mopface
- A special name for a special mushroom we know.
- Muscles?
- A simple question with complex implications, especially
coming from Judith.
- Neck fat
- Something very strange that's hard to get rid of.
- Neon sign
- If you look at it, it makes you feel warm...
- Nightlife
- Something Tucson lacks.
- No Anchovies
- The traditional UA hangout for KH people, and prime place to encounter Beaver, Monkey, Puppy, and Squirrel.
- Nuts
- Fond name for 'buddies.' Hello, my nutty buddy, you know who you are.
- Ohana
- Means family, and you better know what family means!
- Olivia!
- Key word to use when help is needed in Puerto Penasco. Feel free to repeat many times.
- Ooooooh! (said with hand over mouth)
- What the innocent do when they finally get a thought that's not so innocent. Origin: Arby's.
- Papaya
- Deadly fruit, can smell it a mile away.
- The Papaya Fighters
- An awesome team of musical monkeys, from AZ to TX!
- Pecan
- A tasty nut, most commonly found in a pie. Alternate spelling pick-on.
- Ponce de Leon
- Mourn where this guy got hit with an arrow.
- Poppycock
- Tasties that won't last the trip from Chandler to Tucson.
- Public restrooms
- Something Tucson also lacks (after 9pm).
- Puzzle Bobble
- Satan's creation, spawning new addicts daily.
- Sex magnet
- A handy device used to signal to others that you (and whoever else) are currently "indisposed." Prevents awkward situations.
- Sexuenndo
- Think of sex and innuendos, combined into one happy package.
- Shenanigans
- Funny 'battles' my relatives have in restaurants, stores, etc. Coined by cousin; exemplified in my mother, Shenanigan Champion. You make me proud.
- Spicy
- Postive adjective, hotter than hot. Origin: Spicy Carmen.
- Spitface
- Thanks, Elfie.
- Teddy Grahams
- Kathy's "happy food."
- Toshiba
- BWAHAHAHAHA.
- Topless Gym
- Mistakened for "topless Jim" by Anya.
- Only two-dollah!
- Something you should ask Jerf to say and explain.
- Weird feeling
- Some indescribable sensation in your stomach after drinking, say, a bottle of Naked Juice, with 600% of your daily intake of Vitamin E.
- Wello
- Friendly greeting for the earthling.
- You still have a choice
- What I learned from Minority Report.
dum vivimus vivamus!