The only time a woman really suceeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. - Mamie Van Doren
The guy's no good- he never was any good.... his mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
He's the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment. - Ivern Ball