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"Eatin' La Yum Crunchola"

 
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The world is living la vida loca, thanks to some Latin guy named Ricky Martin, who shakes his butt like he has ants in his pants.

We cats have our own take on that crazy song. Here's our rendition of "Living La Vida Loca." We call it "Eatin la Yum Crunchola." Pull out your mariachis and shake it along with us! Gotta gotta have them crunchies ... whooooo!

We're into good nutrition
Healthy intestine walls
We crave that "full" sensation
Our tummy's never growl
We're smart about digestion
Clean bowls and Science Diet
It is our sole addiction
For every day and night

It makes us come a running
Like a mad-dash choo-choo train
It makes us live the crazy life
And takes away our pain
Like a blankey in the rain

Upside inside out
We're eating la yum crunchola
We push and pull it in
We're eatin la yum crunchola
We love the gravy taste
And the way we fell all loco
We can't get enough
We're eatin la yum crunchola
Eatin la yum crunchola
Woke up with an empty tummy
In a rumpled empty bed
Needed some food, Hey! Where are my crunchies?
I was starving, said my pounding head

We might have been wild creatures
Crunchies stole our pride, made us tame
And once we had a taste of them
We never were the same
We scarf them without shame!

Upside inside out
We're eatin la yum crunchola
We push and pull it in
We're eatin la yum crunchola
We love the gravy taste
And the way we feel all loca
We can't get enough
We're eating la yum crunchola
Eatin la yum crunchola

It makes us come a running
Like a mad-dash choo-choo train
It makes us live the crazy life
And takes away our pain
Like a blankey in the rain

(Gotta gotta have them crunchies ... whooooo!)
(Gotta gotta get them now!)

Upside inside out
We're eatin la yum crunchola
We push and pull it in
We're eatin la yum crunchola
We love the gravy taste
And the way we feel all loca
We can't get enough
We're eating la yum crunchola
Eatin la yum crunchola
Eatin la yum crunchola
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