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Madonna may know what it's like to be a girl, but we cats have the bases covered when it comes to being fur experts. Here's our rendition based on Madonna's "What It's Like to Be a Girl":

Girls can wear mink
And men sport seal hats
Wear snakeskin boots
'Cuz it's okay to exploit beasts
But for a besat to look like a man is degrading
Because you think that being a beast is degrading
But secretly you'd love to know what it's like
wouldn't you?
What it feels like have fur?

Silky smooth
Fibers soft and fluffy, baby
Comfy feel
Skin that shows in patches
Strong inside but you don't know it
Velvety fur, it never shows it
When you put out your hand to feel
Must you suppress tiny squeals?

Do you know what it feels like
To have fur?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
To have fur?

Animal and cannibal, yet loving mammal
Sleeky coat from tops of toes to eartips
Hurt that's not supposed to show and
Tears that fall when no one knows

When you're trying hard to be your best
Your fur shows you�re just a pet

Do you know what it feels like
To have fur?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
To have fur?

Strong inside but you don't know it
Velvety fur, it never shows it
When you reach out your hand to feel
Do you suppress tiny squeals?

Fur protects from elements like freezing hailstorms
Cleans right up with licking tongues persisting
Hurt that's not supposed to show and
Tears that fall when no one knows

When you're trying hard to be your best
Your fur shows you�re just a pet

Do you know what it feels like
To have fur?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
To have fur?

Do you know what it feels like
To have fur?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
To have fur?
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