The 14 Days of Confinement

On the  1st day of confinement my doctor lectured me in an hour of psychotherapy.
On the  2nd day of confinement my doctor administered to me two Rorschach tests.
On the  3rd day of confinement my doctor sedated me with three PRNs.
On the  4th day of confinement my doctor prescribed for me four lithiums.
On the  5th day of confinement my doctor tied me in five point restraints.
On the  6th day of confinement my doctor injected me with six neuroleptics.
On the  7th day of confinement my doctor did ECT on me with seven treatments shocking.
On the  8th day of confinement my doctor noticed in me eight moods a swinging.
On the  9th day of confinement my doctor hired for me nine psych techs charting.
On the 10th day of confinement my doctor came to see ten flying saucers.
On the 11th day of confinement my doctor attacked me with eleven manic martians.
On the 12th day of confinement my doctor heard from me twelve voices screaming.
On the 13th day of confinement my doctor stole from me thirteen knotted nooses.
On the 14th day of confinement my doctor signed for me the papers for a damn 5150.

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