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| LET IT BLOW(let it snow:) Oh, the weather outside is flighty And the winds are topping ninety. So, since we've no place to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! All the windows and doors are boarded, And supplies we all have hoarded. Until the batteries run low, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! It's a bit late for the hurricane season, But 'ol Nature needed one last shot. As if Mother Nature needs a reason To hit the coast with everything she's got! Oh, the beaches are all eroding. I hear a gas main exploding Since the storm's a Category foooo(ur), Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! Oh, the Atlantic's really chruning, And greyness covers up the sky. We'll go out and watch our neighbors burning When our area's beneath the "eye". The insurance companies will holler; This'll cost millions of dollars. Well, hell, as long as it ain't snow, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! In Buffalo, it's ten below. Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! Though the winds are blowing to and fro, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! |
| SIGNS SANTA HATES YOUR KID Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. Instead of " Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on stupid list. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown". Four words; "Off my lap, Tubby!" |
| TOO MUCH EGGNOG???? Alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. Alcohol may lead you to believe that exlovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again, til your friends want to injure you. Alcohol may cause you to say things like thish. Alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck ever happened to your panties anyway. |
| Frozen Salad 8 oz. cream cheese 1/2 cup sugar 10 oz. pkg frozen strawberries, thawed 8 oz. carton Cool Whip 20 oz. can crushed pineapple 2 bananas dipped in lemon juice Beat cream cheese and sugar until dissolved. Add berries and sliced bananas(juice too), drained pineapple and Cool Whip. Mix together and put in 9 x 13 pan and freeze. Take out freezer 15 mins. before serving. |
| SIGNS YOUR SICK OF THE HOLIDAYS You have red and green bags under your eyes. Your serving reindeer pot pie. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you. Instead of spending time with your family, your watching some guy make photo copies. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears. Two words; tinsel rash. |
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