| Paul's (Sort of) Interactive Bar for the Deaf | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Welcome to the place where everyone knows your name. Hellen Keller, right? Oh... Sorry. Here, read my finger. Anyway, as always, there's lots going on. Why don't you look around and check out the place. To make this as interactive as possible, watch for and follow the "Interactive Hints". Also, to get the full experience, since you're deaf, at key places I'll play virtual music for you to enjoy. |
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| Let's get started with a virtual beer. Want one? Here you go. Tasty, huh? Interactive Hint: drink a real beer at this point. Or are you in the mood for something different? Well, you know those drinks with the sexually suggestive names like '"sex on the beach" and "screaming orgasm"? Well, I've got my own versions which you can make. Check out the recipes here! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here's the dance floor. Do we know how to get down or what? Interactive Hint: check out the fabulous light show and the girls and drink your drink. Here's some music: Doo doo doo dip dip dobee dobee dobee whump whump whump! It's really loud. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why're there only women dancing? Is this some sort of lesbo bar? What's up with that?! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Interactive Hint: drink more of your drink. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interactive Hint: drink more of your drink. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hey, I think she's deaf, too. She's trying to read her own lips. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interactive Hint: pick a girl. Ask her to dance. All of these girls are really easy and they always say yes. Here's more music: Doo wop, doo wop, poo poo deedle beatle... Now, stand up, focus on the girl, and start dancing! Let the music flow through you. Don't worry, no one cares how silly you look when you dance. Just dance and enjoy yourself! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interactive Hint: drink more of your drink. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And that's pretty much it. Just like a real bar, huh? Except without the opportunity to contract a sexually transmitted disease! Viva la Virtuality! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||