Snot-nog (a holiday classic): eggnog and snot. What could be more simple, yet so refreshing?
Sand in Your Crotch: toss down this delightful combination of Old Milwaukee, vodka and dirt.
Here's Herpes!: thrill to the taste sensation of flat Budweiser and 1% milk!
Someone's Sperm: enjoy the gusto of a combination of tequilla, gin, and mayonnaise.
Sex with a Crack Whore: revel to the experience of Jack Daniel's, Coke, and Spam juice.
Felt Up in the Subway: reel to the horror of a smelly, pathetic loser with stinky body odor dumping a concoction of Bailey's Irish Creme, Coors, and snot down your throat as you lie back in a dentist's chair! What fun! (Requires someone to play the loser role - good opportunity to employ the homeless)
