Paul Jenkins - Struggling With The Interweb

This is my first attempt at a website. Be gentle with me. Imagine I'm an angry bear or a tired psychopath. Stroke my mane. Give me berries. No sudden movements etc.

Headlines

1. Look, I made this right. I tell you, I did this all by myself.

2. The sidebar menu works and everything. I kid you not. I bet Bill Gates is on the phone right now.

3. Anyway, feel free to have a look around. If its rubbish, tell me. Highlights of this site include....
   • There's poems that I wrote as part of my first year's study. I'm quite pleased with some of them.
   • Some short stories, including a very short one with offensive language for those of you who like that sort of thing.
   • Some links. I'm like, the king of webdesign and everything.....