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| You little tikes deserve a special place on my glorious website. Because not only will it free your parents from your griping for just a few minutes so they can spend a moment of their now miserable lives in silence, but it will give you a chance to learn and have fun at the same time! Now shut your trap, stop asking for pie and pay attention you miserable wretches! |
| You see, I love children--They do fine work for low pay! |
| My Be-loved Bootlegging business is in the news again. Fun, yes? |
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| Click on the box below so that you get out of my hair and to some other poor man's electronic-site! |
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| Shut up and play with your electronic abacus! |
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| Ask this gentle-man. He is a homo-sexual. |