You there, I am Johnson, Mr. Johnson. My formal name is Walter Charles Johnson III, but I tend to sign my documents and one hundred dollar bills "W.C. Johnson III" for the benefit of the banker's eyes. So, in short, call me "Mr. Johnson."
I have been on this earth a great many years and in my time I have seen much go on. I have been through two great World Wars (the first of which I myself fought in), a crippling depression, and a large quantity of presidents (some of which I adored, and others whom I am not too fond of). Not to brag, although I am good at it, I have been the "right hand man" so to say of a good handful of these presidents including none other than my good friend and fellow Gentleman, one Franklin Delano Roosevelt, or "Frankie" as I called him.
So not to ramble like a babbling China-Man with a stubbed toe, I will finish this letter of introduction by saying "Hoorah" for your intellect by coming here and I wish you the best of times as you thumb through the magnificent life that is Johnson. |
