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My name is Patty. I am a bisexual exotic dancer in Hawaii. My trademark move is climbing up to the top of the brass pole, hanging upside down on the pole while shedding my clothes, then slithering naked back down the pole. I call this my Snake Dance.
If I could have one male and one female dream lovers, they would be actor Kevin Sorbo (star of TV's Hercules) and nude model Patricia Ford, I have four things in common with Patricia Ford:
When I started this web page, I had no love life, and I was mostly daydreaming about Patricia Ford. That has changed! Before I continue with my fascination with Patricia Ford, I thought I'd let you read how my life has improved lately:
I still think Patricia Ford and Kevin Sorbo are hot, of course, but now my own love life includes a very hot man (Norm) and a very hot woman (Lola), who both love me as much as I love them. My real life is now, at last, hotter than my fantasies! This means I don't obsess about Ms. Ford nor Mr. Sorbo like I used to.
Anyway, because I created this web site as my tribute to Patricia Ford, before my own love life exceeded my fantasies, and because other men and women might also enjoy photos of Patricia Ford as much as I have, here is my original web page about her now.
I first noticed Patricia Ford in the Playboy Newstand Specials about 1994. I thought she was so beautiful, and I wanted to be just like her: sexy, glamorous, and succesful. I am bisexual, and I have always admired busty brunettes: I had my first crush on a brunette when I was 11 and she was 12, when I still thought boys were yucky, before I knew anything at all about the joys and wonders of thick, hard cocks! That girl and I had a ship-board romance of sorts, touching each other out of curiosity every chance we got, for the all-too-brief five days that we knew each other. After the cruise ended, we never saw or heard from each other again, but I felt like I loved her at the time. Now of course I much prefer men, but I still enjoy other women, too, and whenever I have taken a female lover in the many years since, they have all been charming and stunning brunettes like my first. So you can imagine my reaction when I saw these first few photos of Patricia Ford--my heart nearly stopped! So sweet and cute, such an amazing blend of innocence and deliberate sexuality.
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In her earliest photos, she just couldn't seem to keep her top on at all! It was always either partly or completely off, and when I saw her more daring photos, I felt my heart beat faster, my step quicken, just knowing that such a lovely brunette actually exists in real life. I wanted to bed her, but I also wanted to BE her!
If someone like Patricia Ford exists, then there was hope that maybe a gal like me could someday start a loving relationship with such a striking brunette myself. As I grew up and started keeping myself fit with daily workouts, I developed confidence in myself, and I treat women with respect that men seldom show them, so I've never had trouble wooing beautiful brunettes, and I lived (and still live) in hope that one day someone as stunning as Patricia (or Patricia herself, since we live in the same state) might someday meet and start a love affair. Patricia even showed us all what a stunning bride she would make for the likes of me, first in her bridal-style lingerie, and then in a bridal-style veil paired with a bikini top that showed off her amazing 38-inch chest!
After those initial photos, I sought out Patricia's photos anywhere I could find them. During this period, she seems to have gotten more shy as her fame as a model grew. But she showed us all how well she fills out a bikini, even when she somehow managed to control her obvious exhibitionist tendencies and keep her top ON.
Then she got into fashion modeling to show-off her elegant side, and she seemed even sweeter and more charming than in the original revealing photos. I found her absolutely charming.
She even posed quite elegantly and charmingly as an airline stewardess, implying that perhaps she held such a job before she became a model, and instilling in me the hope, however faint, that I might actually meet her on a flight to the mainland. And maybe even get her to change into one of those amazing swimnsuit-and-hat combinations that she was becoming famous for!
Then she suddenly reappered in the Playboy Newstand Specials, and showed that she looks as good from the back as she clearly does from the front.
She even showed us she looks great from front and back in the same outfit.
Patricia then tempted and teased us all with her sexy little strip-tease--this time, much to EVERYONE's delight, she removed her panties FIRST, and then everything else!
At last, Patricia showed off that thick, dark, lush bushiness between her legs, and I became even more smitten! I wondered if she'd ever had a woman go down on her, and if not, I wanted to volunteer to be her first in line! Now it wasn't her bra, but her panties, that she just couldn't seem to keep on in her photos any more, and nobody seemed to mind, least of all me!
I had now been smitten with the sexy brunette Patricia Ford for about two years. Then an amazing thing happened. I was in college, struggling to pay for my tuition and books, when I got paired with a roommate who is nearly as stunning a brunette as Patricia Ford is. It turned out that she's bi, too, like me, so we started playing with each other and sometimes inviting a guy to share us, or sometimes one of us would pair-up with two guys while the other hid and watched. Anyway, my roommate made ends meet by working at a local gentleman's club as an exotic dancer. She told me that with my pretty face and 38-24-35 figure, I'd be a natural. I applied at the club and got the job, and the tips paid for my education and let me sock away a lot of extra moola for a rainy day. I met a guy through the club, I thought I was in love but when he got me pregnant, he ran for the hills, and I've been raising my daughter on my own for the past 7 years now. After I gave birth, I quickly whipped my body back into shape, and the club very nicely welcomed me back. The tips are supporting me and my Angela quite nicely now.
I still work in the club, and I still hope that someday my idol Patricia Ford might someday walk in and catch my show, and be as wowed by me as I have long been by her. I have gymnastic training from chidhood, and my trademark (which all the guys just LOVE) is to climb hands and feet up a brass pole, flip myself upside-down when I reach the top, and lock my arms and legs around the pole. I then strip completely naked, tossing my clothes down onto the stage, and slowly slink my way naked, upside-down, all the way back down the pole, letting my bare pussy lightly brush the brass all the way back down. I get so turned-on doing that, and I think all the guys know it, because I get my most generous tips whenever I do that! Wouldn't it be wonderful if Patricia Ford watched me do that, and as a result instantly fell head over heels in love with me right then and there? Not likely? OK, but a girl can dream, can't she?
Meanwhile, back to the history of my infatuation with Patricia Ford. About the time I returned to the club, Ms. Ford posed for some beautiful, sexy photos outdoors. And this time, she had on absolutely NOTHING to hide her pure beauty and sweet sexuality.
Then I met the man with whom I still have an off-again, on-again relationship. On our first movie-date, we watched a romantic and sexy movie that put me in a very playful mood with him. We had bought a box of Red Vines licorice, my favorite candy. I decided to tease him by slowly, seductively sucking on a Red Vine, and I giggled as I seductively whispered in his ear "You know me, I'm at my happiest when my mouth can suck on something long and cylindrical." Oddly enough, a couple of weeks later, I found photos of long-time FANTASY lover Patricia Ford seductively enjoying sucking on her OWN Red Vines candy!
Somehow, through her work with Playboy Newstand Specials, Patricia Ford met and befriended another sexy brunette, Lisa Boyle. The two posed in many photo layouts together, and that began to make me think that maybe Patricia is bi like me, and I envied Lisa Boyle, but I also developed a hope now, however slim, that some day it might be ME doing all those sexy things with and to Ms. Ford.
I even watched Boyle, under the stage name Cassandra Leigh, in a few soft-porn movies. She is quite stunning, too. But my fantasy woman remained and remains Patricia Ford, and Lisa Boyle was to be only a mild and temporary diversion in my fantasies.
Not long after this, Patricia Ford posed in a couple of VERY hot photos with old cars. It reminded me that my college roommate and I had once bought an old car on a lark. We knew that many guys have a thing about classic and classy cars, and we figured that two classy, nearly-naked bikinied ladies like us, in a classy car, would never lack for male companionship. And of course in that car we ALWAYS had our pick of any hot guy we wanted. But just as with my old roommate and me, I figured that with Patricia Ford around, and always either in the process of removing her panties or just having removed them, probably nobody really noticed the cars she posed with anyway, and who could blame them? Naturally, these became my all-time favorite photos of her.
Age has only improved the beauty of Patricia Ford, as I hope it is doing with me as well. And now that we're BOTH in our 30s, lovely Patricia Ford and I have BOTH become even MORE daring about showing off ALL our charms, me up on stage and her both in Playboy Newstand Specials and a variety of OTHER men's magazines. Age made Patricia (and me, too) better at teasing and then showing off EVERYTHING, too. With mature age, there seems to be NOTHING that Patricia, or me, won't show off!
Patricia Ford often wears interesting hats in her photo-shoots. I've started buying hats like hers, and keeping them on, even when I shed everything else up on stage. If a particularly cute guy or gal gives me a generous tip or flirts with me nicely enough, I'll sometimes playfully put one of these hats on THEIR head. Or I'll put a hat over a particularly hot guy's trousers when I lap-dance on him, so the bouncer won't see me committing the no-no of unzipping him, and playing with him with my hands. Here are some of my favorite hats I like to wear, that look as good or better as modeled here by Patricia Ford than they do on me!
Naturally, in my line of work, I wear and enjoy wearing all sorts of sexy costumes. So I really like it when my fantasy girl wears costumes, too. Here's Patricia Ford in one of my favorites: sheer fabric paired with boots that, like the legs they encase, seem to go on forever. Mmmm, delicious!
Of course, Patricia Ford's best photo-shoots are where she starts off clothed and gradually shows that she has absolutely NO inhibitions before the camera:
