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by the mistress of all things horizontal

"Because Ted Turner is good for something after all."

Since we are approaching the Sixth Anniversary of the Tasty, I thought it only fitting to start my own column. With that said, get ready for some worldy views aka ranting.

Since life inside work sucks, the small time I do get outside of it is devoted to Adult Swim's shows and fun games on it's site. I do currently have a gripe about even this heavenly distraction. Recently one of my favorite shows returned from the dead. Now it is missing. Why I ask you... why? They made a huge deal about the trio of shows that came back on (The Brak Show, Baby Blues, and Mission Hill); now all of a sudden these shows disappear again. Mind you, I do appreciate the Venture Bros and Wolf's Rain, but what was the awesome show I am getting to replace Mission Hill?

While I'm at it, let me also ask why the hell they took away my nightly showing of ATHF and put Sealab 2021 on in it's place. Yes I know Aqua Teens are still on but not as often as I'd like. I used to stay up and watch it but now I don't care to stay up for Sealab except on the weekends. I mean Marco, Quinn, Murph, Debbie, Black Debbie, Stormy, etc do not even come close to the fresh stylings of MC PeePants. Don't even get me started on the awesomeness that is Master Shake aka the Drizzle.

I mean it's bad enough that this guy at work is always talking about how he wants to get with Erin cuz she sounds hot (I keep telling him if anyone gets her besides Ramsey, it's gonna be me), but do i have to watch the Oblongs? Sure it's chalkfull of opression and sometimes funny stuff, but Carl is the shiznite. And that's another thing. You don't hear me quoting shows like that do you? No, I quote Aqua Teens or the cool bumps between shows but I digress. So all of y'all (or y'inz guys) need to get off your butts and do something about it.

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