Has a fantastic football brain however the signals seem to take too long to get to his feet.
As well as being the midfield general is also part time goalkeeper.
He is a serial divorcee and an alcoholic and although he is 40 still has the looks of a young Paul Newman
'The Coyote' was also a founder member of Underpants and Pathetic. Renowned for his powerful shooting and porcelain thimble collection.
You'll also always see him down the golf course, looking for lost balls (10 for 50p, Bargain!). Looks nothing like Paul Newman
Twists and turns in Midfield like a twisty turny thing. Originally had a 100% stake in the club as he bought the kit.
Got a bit disillusioned last year and tried his luck in America and failed miseably.
Can be found most nights with a permanent smile on his face in 'Teasers'
Surprisingly skillful considering he has legs like 'Giant Redwoods'.
Although he appears level headed he has been in rehab in America on too many occassions
his silky skills have been likened to those of a young Larry Grayson. (Shuts the Door on opponents and is for Everard). Claims to have had a song written for him by Musical Youth 'Pass to the Dutchman down the left hand side.
Into S & M sorry I mean he's a Sheffield Wednesday fan.
Claims to be sophisticated as he eats lard sandwiches and once visited Leeds.