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CURRENT PLAYER PROFILES (Cont) |
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PAUL EAMES |
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The 12 inch kid as he's known (sorry ladies, we're talking about the size of his feet).
One of the infamous 'Pirahna Brothers' he is more likely to knee cap you than shake your hand.
Best temporary goalkeeper in the squad although we're thinking of replacing him with Mr Magoo (Waldo!!) |
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DUNCAN EAMES |
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Completes the pairing of the notorious 'Pirahna Brothers'
Don't cross this lad as he's liable to nail your head to the floor.
My tip for top goalscorer this season as he's a greedy bugger, so don't play a one two with him as he only knows how to count to one |
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Duncan Chomley-Warner Eames |
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DAVE 'YELLOW BOOTS' NEWBOLD |
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Newbold's the name showboating's the game.
The 'Charlie George' of the team and about as old.
If you buy him a milk stout he'll show you his John Denver/Elton John impression |
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CHRIS SANT |
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Heavily into reprographics, but nothing's ever turned up in the dope testing. He's probably the fastest player in the squad, although I'd still put my money on the tortoise over 100 yards.
Renowned for his 70's hippy look, I think he was once in Brotherhood Of Man. |
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IMRAN |
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Taken over the mantle of the youngest player in the squad at only 23. What can be said about this youngster that hasn't already been said? Well I'm not too sure as he's Paul's mate and I forgot to ask him anything |
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Imran 'in action' |
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