| Love takes time we all agree. And times not the easiest to cheat. The water changes one degree. When will the shiver of this river. Turn to sea. The river does no good, no harm. Tempts us like pirates to it's calm. Lover's shanty, devil's psalm. Goddamn this river and it's shive. And it's charm. If you've got love's A to Z. Don't go dredging river bed. Use your fins and use your head. This river's hooked the loating dead. Our lives go bounding down the stream. When will we realise minnow dreams. The frustration eating you and me. Our only wish to be the fish. That meets the sea. We cannot tell a he or she. But us fish can tell a we. We know the seed we know the tree. When will my conker conquer thee. The cheaper women and myself. We've both got ladders in our tights. When you've been left on the top shelf. You've got those ladders in your sights |
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| CD1 1. The River 2. Just Checkin' 3. Valentine's Day Wank |
| CD2 1. The River 2. Just Checkin' 3. Little Chef |
| Release Date December 2000 Highest Chart Position 59 |