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When you call me a useless druggie.
At least you got half of it right.
When you call me a hopeless alcoholic.
I�m only hopeless after nine at night.
And when you said I came staggering home blind drunk.
If I didn�t you�d get terrible fright.
And if this is the land of hope and glory.
Where�s the land of hope but not quite?
I�ve been scruff bag, dirt bag, always someones bin bag.
I�ve never been bono or sting.
However I dress, never really impressed.
So they never got to hear a damn thing.
I�ve been bad man sad man certified mad.
But never 007 or saint.
Trendsetter, go-getter international jet setter.
Just a few things that I ain�t.
Trendsetter, go-getter international jet setter.
Just a few things that I ain�t.
The time you told class I was a half wit.
It was my very first 50 %.
Previous best in any other test.
Was either stolen copied or lent.
And when you branded me and every single one of my mates.
A waste of time and effort to teach.
Why d�you give us sums if we�re only hopeless bums.
On someone else�s deckchair on a beach?
Ive been smart arse mardy arse, on and off a lard arse.
We�ve never been a legend to god.
New thing done thing even last year�s thing.
Head bang not even a nod!
I�ve been left wing secure wing lost tribe�s gained wings.
We�ve never caused a lady to think.
Wide boy lady boy read it in the paper boy.
A few things I said that I ain�t.
Wide boy lady boy read it in the paper boy.
A few things I said that I ain�t.
When popularity soared, home town and abroad.
I spent most of it trying to breathe in.
Always ill at ease too willing to please an inferior life�s bargain bin.
When you come from a background of bargain bins.
You�re bound to fear it ends where it begins.
So when nation adored we felt more of a fraud.
And too phoney to celebrate wins.
I�ve been scruff bag, dirt bag, always someones bin bag.
I�ve never been bono or sting.
However I dress, never really impressed.
So they never got to hear a damn thing.
I�ve been bad man, sad man, certified mad.
But never 007 or saint.
Trendsetter, go-getter, international jet setter.
Just a few things that I ain�t.
Trendsetter, go-getter, international jet setter.
Just a few things that I ain�t. |
