Pandu Express
 Set as Homepage | Add to favorites |
Home |  Jokes Collection |  SMS Collection  |  Contacts |  Link |  Site Map  |   
Home
Universal Jokes
Adult Jokes
SMS
Shayari
 
 
 

Message Board      

hinduism or a joke???

Name: abbas
Date Posted: Sep 23, 05 - 7:56 AM
Email: [email protected]


is hinduism a religion at all...u'll never saw such foolish people in whole of the world..
1. they drink cow **** n consider it holy!

2. they worship everything...stones, bull****, tress, revers, n every evry dead thing.

3. they call cow there mother...n they keep her nude, they take her out..tie her with some tree..then some bull comes n ****s thier mother in front of them n all others'...but they r not at all ashamed that their mother is being ****ed in front of everyone..but they never consider bull as their father...lol

4. they accuse islam of being hard to woman..but in their own religion..there is system of "sati"..which means that if a man dies her wife has to get burn alive in his funeral..do they have a right to blaim islam, the only religion which provided woman with honour n difnity.

5. they portray that they r peaceloving n they never invaded any country as other religions' follower did...but the reality is that they r cowards by their very nature..(as they worship even the bull****..n fears cows!)..they had never a courage to invade a country...and that's the reason they were under rulers coming from out of india for more than 1500 years..n the proof that whether they r peace lovers or not is that since 1947 , when they got independence there is not a single day on which there are no riots against muslims somewhere in the country..n maximum of them sponsored by government n carried out by police more than the hooligans.

6. they claim to be lovers of this country n blaim muslims that they came from outside n are not loyal to this country...but truth is that...they themselves came from outside this country,..the original people of this nation were dalits..n this uppercast, white, n clever race called Brahmin with Vaishya n kshatriya ruled that innocent, n illiterate, n stupid dalit community...they made such stories that they r the superior race created by god n they have every right to carry out any sort of attroities on dalits..n they still practice it...the book..Manusmriti is a live evidence for the same.

7. during the whole muslim rule, one never finds any incident of riots against hindus...even during regime of the great aurangzeb, whom they curse most...which is an evidence of islam's peace loving policies.
8. the hooligan organisation of hindus..RSS..which leaves no opportunity to raise riots against muslims, has always been licking the boots of english n west..even during the freedom struggle when muslims were fighting the english with their blood...n some hindus were also co-operating, these RSS *******s at that time too were licking the boots of english n causing every damage to freedom struggle..the statement of Atal Bihari Vajpayee b4 court is a clear evidence for that...when he was caught, to ensure his release, he told the address of many freedom fighters n british caught many of them n killed some of the... A B vajpayeed at that time said.."i m not the guilty of being a freedom fighter".

9. these ******* hindus are just passionate about money n nothing else..no ..not at all about their contry..if it had been so...then corruption rate would not have been so high...in govt jobs..they r more than 95%..n they r looting the money from both the hands...

10. there r a lot of funny philosophies in their religion..n all epics are nothing but funny hunor..look at some examples.

a. their is a lord ganesha(with his nose replaced by that of the elephant)...n this lord travels on.....a mouse....

b. their is one more lord...indra, considered to be the lord of rain...he is such a ******* one..he enjoys young fresh angels in heaven..but when he sees some woman on earth interesting..he craves for sex..if he finds some lady very pios n loyal to his husband..he changes his appearnce as her husband n get into the house when husband is not at home n ****s her...he is so crazy abt seeing ladies nude...that when somewhere there is a draight, these follish indians ask their woman to go to land n be nude n work on the farms

c. one is kriskna...the playboy...he enjoys a lot of flirting..her pet Gf is Radha..throughout his childhood n adolesence..this ****er enjoyed radha n other local gals...but he never married her...he married more than 1000 times to different ladies..but he never married her..(may be bcoz she got to know that he was impotant ..hindu boys when flirting ..uses his examples...he married 1000 times ...father of rama, dashrath married 4 times, lord shiva married twice..n many more..but they will never say a word abt that..what they will never forget to state is that prophet Mohammed(PBUH) married more than once n asked muslims to do that...they blame muslims that they give divorce by saying three times..talaq..but they never noticed that islam coniders this word the worst in the dictionary n ask both of spouses to avoid it as most as they can..n one may easily notice that the rate of divorce in muslims is far lesser than in other religions n hinduim.

 

Google

Submit Jokes and SMS and win
5 Markfed Hampers, 2 T-Shirts and 2
Wallclocks every month.


     
Home |  Jokes Collection  |  SMS Collection  |  Contacts |  Link |  Site Map  | 
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1