REASONS FOR JUMPING OFF A CLIFF

Preps
Nagging Parents
Wanna-bes
Posers
Brothers
Homework
Pop Music
Ex-Boyfriends
Telemarketers
Opera
Shrinks
War
Pushy Salespeople
Normal People
Gym
People who talk too much
Small Talk
Divorce
Murder
People who are too smart for their own good
Anything without sugar
Fake Sugar
Know-It-Alls
Pain
Envy
Heart break
If a big monster is chasing you
Failure
Spite
Stupidity
People who just don't understand!

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Written as a class assignment - grade 8, Language Arts, 2001-2002.