DISCLAIMER

Alright, so here's the disclaimer page that had to be brought into existence just for my 2004 NaNoWriMo effort, "Closer". Normally, I would just put a letter warning in the summary (R, NC-17, etc), but "Closer" crosses a number of lines, and I couldn't possibly shove it all into a measly summary.

If any of the following subjects make you antsy/nervous/sick to your stomach/blush profusely/etc. please don't read this novel ::

.x. incest
.x. homosexuality
.x. transexuals
.x. yaoi/shonen-ai/boy love
.x. rape
.x. alcohol
.x. dirty dancing
.x. gruesome deaths
.x. fluff/sap
.x. swearing
.x. abuse
.x. voyeurism
.x. bondage
.x. heavy R/NC-17 ratings

With that said, if you experience any of the aforementioned symptoms from viewing such things, hit your BACK button now or follow the nifty link at the bottom. Don't even think about reading it, then emailing me to say how disgusting and twisted I am. I already know, thanks.

A small note for anyone reading this that may happen to know me in real life :: this is something we never bring up, alright? I really don't want my writing to damn me for an eternity, but there are some of you who insisted on reading this. If you decide to read this anyway, congratulations, you now know one of my darkest secrets. Open your mouth, and I'll be forced to take drastic measures.

On a less morbid note, I do apologize for the harshness of the above paragraphs, but you have to understand how hard it is for me to even post this in the first place for public viewing, much less let people from my town read it. Don't worry, I won't threaten to sever your spine with a dull knife or anything like that. But the cold looks and lack of interaction will let you know if you fucked up.

Now that that's been said, and we are at a point of understanding - here's your options.