No Pizza for You!
November 15, 2002
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Who'd have freakin thought that ordering a pizza could be such a devestating adventure?!  I'm hungry right?  And still have no car.  So I took a nap figuring I'd just sleep away the cravings...no luck.  Just woke up craving a Taco Pizza from the Pizza Hut.  Well, I figured perfect, I could order pizza, that delivers, done deal right?  Mm No Thanks!  First of all, I call the Pizza Hut on MLK, which is near my house, and it rings...and rings... and rings..and I'm annoyed so I hang up and call a different one.  After being put on hold about12 point 5 times I finally get the chance to ask how much for a medium taco pizza.  Dead silence.  Then a very faint 'uhhh...I don't know what you're talking about'.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  Not only does this insane state not have red hot dogs, tuna tetrizzini, or Amigos, their Pizza Hut's don't have Taco Pizza!!!  DAMNIT! 
So I charge on.  After deliberating with Aaron and Sara, they reminded me that Godfathers has a pretty tasty taco pizza.  Ok, I can deal with that.  It doesn't have beans on it like the PH, but I can handle it.  But do you think there's a Godfathers in my classy neighborhood?  Hell no.  Nowhere near.  I'm about to the point to call the freakin Dominos and get some cheap gross hamburger pizza, but then I remember the soda factor.  I also need soda.  And what I REALLY want is Mt. Dew.  But Pizza Hut is the only place with Mt. Dew.  So I decide to go ahead with Pizza Hut and get the Meat Lovers Pizza, cause you know how much I heart meat!  I call the PH on MLK again, figuring it was busy the first time.  It rings...and rings...and rings...and again I'm annoyed.   I call the very first original Pizza Hut, and tell them my dilemma, because this is obviously the only PH that will deliver to my place.  They call the MLK Hut, and get no answer themselves.  So I would think THINK that as customer service they would make an exception and deliver me a pizza..All I get is a 'uh I don't know what to tell you...uh...sorry I guess?'  ARE YOU SERIOUS?  So here I am, eating my Dominos and drinking Coke.
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