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What the hell is wrong with me? It�s 10 am on Friday morning, and I�m finding myself sitting in front of the TV, drinking my 5th cup of coffee, chowing down on a wedge of candy made up of peanut butter, chocolate, marshmallows, crying my eyes out watching the damned View and Star Jones stupid wedding! Seriously! I�m so sick of her and her 83 bridesmaids and NBA proposal and Cinderella complex I want to bash her face in with her shiny ass tiara. But today for some reason I�m an emotional wreck, tearing up at the first mention of �happiest day of my life�, and completely breaking down as stupid Barbara Walters lists off her attributes as a beautiful woman. I�m so obviously PMSing�.happy people make me sick.
Here are a few updates on me since I haven�t posted in years. My car started on fire. That was pretty scary. I�m doing a film for a UNL student right now called �Addicts�. I had to learn how to smoke. Trust me I looked like a cat trying to ride a motorcycle when I first started. And my TV sit com pilot �Sole Searching� was chosen as a finalist in the Bravo TV search, �Situation: Comedy�.
Oooh Oooh! I got a new phone! My old one of course was so broken it was useless. But I got a new, cute, LG flip phone with a camera, photo caller ID, and all sorts of little gadgets.
Ok I don�t have much to say in actual sentences, so I�ll just update you on a few of my current faves and raves.
-- I�ve been watching a lot of Laguna Beach on MTV. It�s quite sickening, but the guiltiest of pleasures. -- I fairly recently finished reading �Good in Bed� by Jennifer Weiner. Unfortunatly I read the second book �In Her Shoes� first, so I need to go back and re-read that to make sure I didn�t miss anything. -- I�m still all in love with �Garden State�, but am counting the days till �Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason� -- I�m all about getting my Christmas Cards done and taken care of in time this year. I�ve made the list, I�m gonna get it done! -- I heard Amy Poehler is the new co-anchor with Tina Fey on Weekend Update on SNL. I haven�t gotten to see it yet, but it makes me incredibly happy!!! Women are FUNNY!
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