First of all, a couple really lame Ellen jokes I made today about salad. Yes, salad.
So, at the PJ�s today, Kim and I were making salads. I was putting the lettuce in them, and she was putting the tomatoes, cucumbers etc on them. She said she�d help me out by dressing them. I said, �Ok, just make sure their shoes match their handbag!� I then proceeded to laugh a whole freaking lot, and Kim decided to quit helping me. THEN I had one last salad to make, but everything was put away, so I went into the walk-in cooler to do it there. Cisco the cook, as always, locked me in and turned off the lights. Then he was knocking on the door and starting to come in, and I said, �HEY! Cut it out, I�m dressing in here!� Again so lame, but as I recount these stories I again find myself laughing hysterically!
Ok, next thing. I�m driving to my house today, and I see this little kid, maybe 8 or 9 walking down the street all alone with his head hung down. I thought, oh how sad, maybe he�s lost/scared/hurt/sad, maybe I should see if he needs anything. So I slowed down next to him, and saw he was apparently text messaging someone on his damn cell phone, and then flipped me off because I was staring. For reals he was like 9!!!!!!!!
And my last thing, which I�m really having a hard time dealing with. So I�m working on the movie �Independence� right -- (check it out: www.independencethemovie.com) . Well I�m on the computer every free breathing minute I have trying to get people to volunteer to work at the Fireworks stands. (Interested??? Email me ASAP!!) Anyhizzle�..so I was just writing some more emails in Outlook, and went online to send them. However I kept getting these error messages, so I went to Hotmail directly, and guess what the hell error message I got?? I�ve apparently sent too many emails and reached my limit, and can�t send any more for 24 hours!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? This situation has many folds. A: I�ve apparently been working insanely hard, because this never even happened when I was with HT sending Chimichanga loads of emails a day. I hope this means I get good responses. But 2, what am I going to do not being able to send any emails till tomorrow? That is not going to work for me.
Ok Holly�s here, so I must stop to tell her all these stories. Seacrest OUT!