You Know You Have
Played Too Much Magic If…
By
Long ago, on a website called Beyond Dominia, there was a long list of approximately 200 ways to tell if you have played too much Magic. Sadly, BD is no more, and with it went its list. There is one “Too Much” list still on the internet, but it only has 17, and the list is not too good. Recently, while glancing in my Stronghold binder, I found BD’s 198 long list as of 5/98. From this list, I have come up with the 21st Century list of ways to tell if you have played too much Magic. Some are from the original BD list as-is (*), some were slightly revised by me (#), some were suggested by members of the Star City Gays and Wizards of The Coast forums, and the rest I take full credit for (cbc).
You know you have played too much Magic if…
1) …you already had to remove several of the following reasons into a special list called You Know You Have Played Too Much Magic If…(Female Problems Edition). (cbc)
2) …you’ll
probably make several more separations. (cbc)
3) …you think that Giant Spiders make webpages. (cbc)
4) …you refer to a baby tree as a Saproling.*
5) …you are at the world’s longest red light and are wishing for a Lifelace.*
6) …you order a Chef’s Thallid instead of a Chef’s Salad.*
7) …you refuse to eat with anything except a Fork. (cbc)
8) …in Science class you are asked what to name the skull and you say “Necropotence”. (cbc)
9) …during the movie The Little Mermaid you are wondering where the Merfolk Assassin is. #
10) …in chat rooms you use the name Kamahl. (cbc)
11) …on Spring Break you don’t unpack because you are too busy playing Magic. #
12) …while reading “The Hobbit” all you can think of is how cool Smaug would be on a Magic card.*
13) …you name your twin sons Urza and Mishra. #
14) …you tap chess pieces. (cbc)
15) …you name each and every single common Goblin you have. (cbc)
16) …you are in a fight, scream “Shock”, and are surprised that nothing happens. #
17) …a friend asks to borrow money from you and you say, “Sorry; I’m tapped out.”#
18) …any time you finish a chore you knock on a table and say “Done.” #
19) …you refer to the judge as a “Hand of Justice”. #
20) …you wonder if Santa has ever used Arcum’s Sleigh.*
21) …you call a full moon a “Bad Moon”.*
22) …you tap aces, kings, queens, jacks, etc. (cbc)
23) …you are in a fight and wonder how come you Circle of Protections are not protecting you. (cbc)
24) …you can no long afford your crack habit. (cbc)
25) …the name of your god is Rosewater. (cbc)
26)
…you wonder why George W. Bush doesn’t just play Armageddon on the
27) …you have a fever and are wondering if you are suffering from mana burn. #
28) …someone tells you to get a life and you wonder if you have to pay a generic mana. #
29) …Black Lotuses grow in your garden. (cbc)
30) …you go to communion just to get Blessed Wine. (cbc)
31) …someone is attacking you and you shout “Wing Shards”. (cbc)
32) …you try to feed your little brother to the Lord of the Pit.*
33)
…you wonder how come
34) …you read the above reason and did not roll your eyes. (cbc)
35) …you vote Democrat because you want to produce three black mana from one black mana. (cbc)
36) …you use Magic Online. (cbc)
37) …you don’t eat eggs for breakfast because you fear they may be Rukh Eggs. #
38) …you clean your room by casting Hurkyl’s Recall. #
39) …you mow your lawn to keep Thallids away. #
40) …your grandfather looks like Gaea’s Liege. #
41) …you build birdhouses for Aven Liberators. #
42) …you know a guy named Gerrard. #
43) …you send e-mails to Oscar Tan, telling him how cool he is, hoping he sends you a Black Lotus. #
44) …you paste a Tic-Tac to your “Stench of Evil”. (cbc)
45) …you think bounced checks are counterspelled. (cbc)
46) … you make theme decks based on movies. #
47) …you use a calculator to decide how many lands to put in your deck. #
48) …you confuse moles with Goblin Digging Teams. (cbc)
49) …you attend a pre-release during your Disney World vacation. (I’ve actually done this.) (cbc)
50) …after an important win, you’ve kissed your deck. (See above.) (cbc)
51) …you are glad WotC stopping hurting the Black Vise doll. #
52) …you talk to your decks. (cbc)
53) …instead of umbrellas, you carry Blue Wards. (cbc)
54) …you don’t own a car just so you can afford more cards. (cbc)
55) …you go to the game store every day to make sure a new expansion hasn’t been released. #
56) …Cardshark almost went out of business because you went a week without ordering. (cbc)
57) …you classify cards by their artist. #
58) …you’ve tries to Magical Hack Forrest Gump to Plains Gump*
59) …you carry a CoP Red while skiing in case you meet the Goblin Ski Patrol. #
60) …you have found tourney-worthy uses for more than 10 Homelands cards. (cbc)
61) …or 5, for that matter. (cbc)
62) …you have ever cast Unsummon on your alarm clock. (cbc)
63)
…the
64) …you have dressed up as Urza for Halloween. (cbc)
65) …you think FDR must have known about Severed Legion when he said, “We have nothing to fear…”(cbc)
66) …you tried using Arcum’s Weathervane during a heat wave. (cbc)
67) …you actually know what Arcum’s Weathervane does without looking. (cbc)
68) …a friend hurts himself, says “erg” and you shout “Raiders”.#
69) …someone says “tap water” and you reach for a CoP Blue. #
70) …you wonder what kind of mana you’d get if you tapped your house. #
71) …you summoned a date for Saturday. #
72) …the “Ice Age” comes up in class, and you wonder how come he doesn’t mentions jesters and their caps, masks, or sombreros. (cbc)
73) …you also insist that the Dark ages came before the Ice Age. #
74) …you refer to your friends as a “band”. #
75) …people refer to you as “Beatdown” when you pass by. #
76) …you sign important documents as “The Ferrett”, and people actually know who you are. #
84) …game stores revere you and give you discounts. #
85) …you scoff when people say David Copperfield can do magic. #
86) …you fund an expedition to find the Library of Alexandria. (cbc)
87) …you think you can be lazy because if any thing happens you can respond. ( )
88) …you
traveled to
89) …Ponce de Leon should have come to you to find Fountains of Youth. (cbc)
90) …you play Poker using Magic cards. (cbc)
91) …you take up tap dancing to perfect your Magic skills. #
92) …you play “Secret of Mana”, and wonder why you see no white, blue, black, red, or green mana. #
93) …you realize you relate to too many numbers on this list. #
94) …people refer to you as the lonely kid with those weird cards. #
95) …Yu-Gi-Oh players call you a geek. (cbc)
96) …you are afraid your Rabid Wombat will infect your other cards. #
97) …Kai Budde asks you for deck advice. (cbc)
98) …you think Satan has two names that start with B: Beelzebub and Buehler. (cbc)
99) …you think Pete Rose should not be in the Hall of Fame, but Bill Rose should be. (cbc)
100) …you ask the Demonic Tutor to do your homework. (cbc)
101) …you buy your mother a Mox Pearl necklace for Mother’s Day. #
102) …you go to AAA asking for Dominia tourbooks. (cbc)
103) …your tournament deck costs more than your house.*
104) …your friend’s hamster dies, and you try using Exhume. #
105) …you use Braingeyser on your opponent while playing Uno. #
106) … your friend flops over a 3, 4, and 5 while having pocket 2 and 6 during a game of Hold'em and you say "nice topdeck." (William Spaniel)
107) …your friends tell you to go see a Shrink and you say you already have one in a deck.*
108) …you throw a Chaos Orb at people yelling “Die!”*
109) …your favorite relative is Uncle Istvan.*
110) …you use Memory Lapse in order to get your professor to forget about giving mid-terms. #
111) …you have understood every card reference so far. (cbc)
112) …the name
113) …your cards are worth more than your annual salary. #
114) …you see Starbucks advertising “Cappuccino Blast” and you can not help thinking, “counters one Cappuccino as its being cast”. #
115) … you ¨topdeck¨ 3 bars in a slot machine.
116) …Kai Budde represents the culmination of the attempt to create a German superman to you. (cbc)
117) …you consider Johnny Cochrane to be the “Demonic Attorney”. (cbc)
118) …you drink Coors just to tap the
119) …you think Shakespeare borrowed quotes from Magic cards. (cbc)
120) …you can spend $160 on a Mox without wincing. #
121) …at
122) …you took statistics class just to answer Millstone questions. (cbc)
123) …you play 75 test games just to decide whether or not to add that extra forest. #
124) …you are on your third set of dual lands, having worn out your first two. *
125) …you and friends know each others decks so well, you don’t even need the decks to play against each other.*
126) …WotC blames you when an expansion is late.*
127) …the world economy collapses when you forgot to go to the card store one day.*
128) …you run for President with the slogan “Rath Cycle will become legal once again in Extended”. (cbc)
129) …you actually think 8th Edition cardfaces looks good. (cbc)
130) …you tell your game store owner that you are quitting Magic and he commits suicide.#
131) …asked why you are late you refer to ¨loss of tempo¨.
132) …your mother asks you to buy Aluminum Foil and you wonder if Aluminum is a new card from Mirrodin. (cbc)
133) …you won’t touch your iguana because he looks too much like a Thicket Basilisk. #
134) …you think the Colossus of Sardinia was one of the Seven Wonders.*
135) …you searched the Amazon for the Stream of Life. (cbc)
136) …you celebrate buying your 1,000,000th Magic card. #
137) …you wonder how much red mana you’d get tapping Mount Everest.*
138) …the
139) …your first 20 Favorites on your web browser are all Magic web pages. #
140) …you fight your friends over which color is better by using brass knuckles. #
141) …you are restricted from going to the An-havva Inn.*
142) …Jon Finkel refuses to play you because your deck is unfair. #
143) …you read a book entitled “Advance Magic Tricks” and wonder what moron wrote it. #
144) …you memorize a nickname for every Magic card.*
145) …you put an Atog where your photo belongs on a driver’s license, and tell the policeman that you had a bad day that day. #
146) …you suffer from “card burn”: reddish blisters on thumb and forefinger on right hand. #
147) …you pray in the direction of
148) …heck, you can find
149) …you even made a pilgrimage to
150) …you think the only true Mighty Morphing Power Ranger is the Birchlore Ranger. (cbc)
151) …Lloyds of London has ensured your collection. (cbc)
152) …you sell your own blood to buy Magic cards, and this is a weekly occurrence. (cbc)
153) …you’ve been banned from a Magic store you’ve never even set foot in, as they fear you there. (Guilty!) (cbc)
154) …you are so desperate for a Millstone that you actually go to a mill to steal one.#
155) …you take your Ghost Hounds out for a walk every night.*
156) …you are afraid to go into a Desert without your Camel card.*
157) …you wonder how come you did not see any Nightmares at Churchill Downs. (cbc)
158)
…you take a
159)
…you hand out game losses to
your subordinates at work.
160)
…you Disenchant
your friend's awesome computer out of jealousy.
161) …you’ve just won 3 Pro Tours and you are only 13. (cbc)
162) …your kids’ first word is "cut?"
163) …all your kids’ names are Richard and they are all math professors. (spike)
164) …A guy runs a stoplight in front of you, and you scream "HE CAN'T DO THAT! I HAD PRIORITY!”
165) …you draw 7 cards playing poker.
166) …your main excuse for not having done your homework is ¨manascrew¨.
167) …you think that you can Astral Slide your problems away. ( )
168) …Mike Guptil chauffeurs you to PTQs and Grand Prix. (cbc)
169) …you arrange a sit-in at the WotC Gen Con booth demanding Magic d20. (cbc)
170) …after waiting on hold for five minutes, you complain to the consumer rep's manager that he was stalling.
171) …you order a martini in an Urza's Chalice.
172) …you prefer emeralds and sapphires to diamonds because they (diamonds) come into play tapped.
173) …you flub the beginning of a speech and ask the crowd if you can take a mulligan.
174) …you hear a rustle in the bushes and say, "Damn 1/1 green squirrel tokens!" (Rhon)
175) …you attempt to cycle cards in games like cribbage and poker when dealt a hand of 'jank' (virtual xi)
176) …you take the longer, less busy route during rush hour and tell your passenger it was a metagame choice. (RochesterNYScrub)
177) …when stuff like "mise the savage three-way beats" or "no pulp orange juice is tech" regularly escapes your lips.
178) ...after a long series of interviews for an exclusive position, you mistakenly figure you can ID into the job. (TensorKid)
179) …you ask for a mulligan in poker.
180) …you ask a pet store owner if his birds can tap for any color mana.
181) …you refer to your toaster as a 2cc artifact with the ability “Tap: Add two Toast counters to your hunger pool".
182) …a girl runs her hand along your stomach, and you describe it to your friend as Phage's touch sending tendrils of corruption up your torso.
183) …the words "shock the monkey" means more then one thing.
184) …you understand banding.
185) …your resume has a list of the tourneys you have won.
186) …you think the best Australian Magic player is Tommie Wallabies. (cbc)
187) …card art gets you horny.
188) …the sun comes up. *
189) …you try casting Dark Banishing on your relatives during a reunion. (/cbc)
190) …you wish you had a Circle of Protection: Stupid, so you could deal with people at work. (endgame)
191) …when shopping for a house you ask the realtor what kind of mana the yard can produce and whether the lawn counts as basic land. (Vrax)
192) …you refer to the four phases of the moon as Pale, Bad, Chaos, and Blood. (Dana J.)
193) …your doctor asks you if you want a booster, and you say "Do you have Onslaught?" (Dvgierst)
194) …after you finish getting into bed you say "Go".
195) …you are afraid of squirrels. (Ronfar)
196) …you start associating the Squirrels in your front yard as 1/1 tokens.
197) …you’re deep into a conversation with your friends and out of the blue you say"...is it my turn yet?"
198) … you actually have enough money to either eat or buy a booster pack...you buy the booster instead.
199) …you go to work to look forward to talk about Magic with everybody else online instead of working.
200) …it takes an hour to clarify a rule or an argument you had and you pinpoint it down to the precise number in the rule book.
201) …you save every deck list scribbled down on a piece of paper since 1993.
202) …you keep a work schedule of every friend who plays so you know when their available to play.
203) …and your friends do the same thing.
204) …you have five huge boxes filled with extras.
205) …your magic collection gets organized in binders that can cover up to three shelves.
206) …your collection is worth as much as a new car.
207) …your local Game shop has your number and calls you up to remind you that it's half price weekend.
208) …you get withdrawals from not playing magic.
209) …you open almost every drawer or cabinet in your house...you find a magic card or box.
210) …a friend you know named his first-born son "Keldon”.
211) …you start using flavor text in your normal day to day statements and conversations.
212) …you call your friends just to tell them you built a new deck....and that's all.
213) …you get in heated discussions with YuGiOh players...just because they play YuGiOh.
214)
…you move E-Bay from your Cool Sites folder to your
215) …the deck you've had for almost a year is still whipping some major mojo, no matter how many deck's your friends have tried to build against it.
216) …you've built some card holder shrine's out of Lego's for your decks.
217) …you have a yearlong debate about how the 10th anniversary card's look.
218) …you invent a role-playing game that includes Magic cards.
219) …your boss tells you, "You're fired," and you say, "In response I quit! Ha Ha mine resolve first!" (GregorianMonk)
220) …you name each new kitten your cat gave birth to “Mirri”. (cbc)
221) …you start dreaming about the newest expansion coming up.
222) …you read a recently leaked card and you know precisely how each poster on the Wizards.com forums will respond.
223) …you know Ramirez DePietro's life story.
224) …you think there are only 5 colors in the rainbow.
225) … you can tell what set a card is from by the feel of the card.
226) …on Halloween you say “It’s not a Dracula costume, it’s Baron Sengir!"
227) …when you and your Magic buddies go out for the night to get away from magic, and the topic of conversation all night is Magic.
228)
…when your roommate and best friend moves to
229) …you tap your dog before taking him on a walk.
230) …you call in to your new job with "summoning sickness".
231) …you argue that there is no possible way that your friend Serra could have been attacked by some muggers, as creatures can't be attacked.
232) …you incorporate your wardrobe to match your deck (example: wearing all black with your Necro deck, wearing white shirt and red pants with your Jank deck).
233) …you skydive over an island with no parachute and a Jump tucked safely away in your pocket.
234) …when your pick up lines involve twiddle the rack. (plop da munki)
235) …you sit and play game after game of Solitaire Magic. (Tom Ring)
236) …you snort magic cards. (plop da munki)
237)
…you know your
238) …you pay 500 dollars for a Black Lotus and play it in a deck without plastic covers because you like the feel of cardboard.
239) …your goal in life is to have 40 Lightning Bolts in a 60 card casual magic deck.
240) …you have a tattoo of your favorite magic card.
241) …you start thinking how much you make per hour by how many booster packs it would be.
242) …your secret goal in life is to build a time machine so you could be the one to be called “The Maker of Magic the Gathering".
243) …when playing Monopoly someone lands on a property you own and you say "In response, I will put 3 houses on this space." (Du Bist Ein Obst Kuchen)
244) …you sit and associate each aspect of your personality to the Color Wheel.
245) …you can name a favorite card from each set.
246) …you are so into the Timmy, Johnny, and Spike BS that you make up the Dark Timmy, Dark Spike, and Dark Johnny.
247) …playable cards/decks start making you aroused for one reason or another. (Punk_Mage)
248)
…you begin making girlfriends/boyfriends via
249) …you go to the nearest forest, tap the ground a few times, then proudly yell “Llanowar Elves!”, and when nothing happens you run to the nearest pharmacy in panic and hope you can get a Healing Salve before mana burn kicks in.
250) …you have black friends, white friends, green friends, blue friends and red friends.
251) …you know which of the above’s categories you fit into.
252) …you've been called things like "Dega" in reference to Magic colors.
253) …when a spoiler comes out, you immediately identify each card as "broken", "awesome", "pretty good", "playable", "unplayable", "horrible", and "Great Wall". (Shashakiro)
254) …you and your friends have all named each other after a card that suits your personality.
255) …instead of saying the name of the card you're about to play, you read the flavor text.
256) …your cards take up more room in your backpack than schoolbooks.
257) …you find yourself using the word "janky" on a regular basis.
258) …when you’re about to fall asleep you’re still trying to find a card to make a combo with a card from a set not yet released. (hshs/cbc)
259) …you physically sweat after a game of Magic.
260) …you start calling your friends and family after cards that look after them. (icyfreezemaster)
261) …you start gluing box toppers in every place possible. (icyfreezemaster)
262) …you bring a new deck to school and say "I'm finished my homework". (icyfreezemaster)
263) …you make a song up about your favorite card. (icyfreezemaster)
264) …your teacher asks you what the three primary colors are your response is "Red, Blue, and...Wait a sec, what do you mean only THREE?”
265) …your mom knocks on the door, and you scream at her saying your doing something at the moment, and its private; you’re putting together your counter/ wizard deck. (Elemental_Attack)
266) …you get into a fight you say: “I play Monstrous Growth, giving me +4/+4, and I’ll attack you for 7. (Phelddagrif_warrior/cbc)
267) …you use magic cards as coasters, toothpicks, and straight edges. (Yttric Ventus)
268) …whenever you see twins, Morphling comes to mind. (Yttric Ventus)
269)
…you wake up at
270) … you just assume that everyone in the world already know and understands the joke on the flavor text of Deep Analysis. (Yosarian)
271) …you read the above and did not have to look up the card. (Yosarian)
272) …you remember Balance being an under-rated card.
273) …you have one of every card, yet they all have ruffled edges.
274) …talk about how stupid your school is, then day dream about someday being taught at the Tolarian Academy.
275) …every time a new expansion comes out, you give away all your cards to rediscover the joy of building a collection.
276) …you've completed an entire block of your own created cards.
277) ...you compliment your creatures on their successful attacks and scold them on their defeats in battle.
278) …you refer to it as "religion", every morning waking up and thanking the good Richard Garfield for this wonderful world he has made.
279) …you categorize your cards "autobiographically".
280) …when you forget your dice at home and you tell everyone in the group...."I have no Life"....and everyone start's laughing because it's a pun in more ways than one.
281) …you recognize the artist on the card without even looking at the name on the bottom of a magic card.
282) …you have over 5-10 magic sites memorized by heart.
283) …you try to summon your cat to attack your opponent. (Calikinakka)
284) …you try to convince your peers that magic is manlier than muscle cars because you can have more. (Calikinakka)
285) …you use a screen name that references a card. (Calikinakka)
286) …you day dream that you summon a Juzam Djinn and he eats your teacher. (Calikinakka)
287) …you make Cards on a card editor for each band/Musician you like.
288) …you see a pride of lions in the Savannah and complain that there can only be 4 Savannah Lions in a deck.
289) …you and your friends name each other after your first rare pulls and you still answer to it 6 years later.
290) …you think of combos with the incomplete YMTC Card.
291) …when the Sun is setting you grab your Circle of Protection: Black to avoid the Spirit of Night.
292)
…you see an Ape in a
293) …you know what card the above reason is referring to.
294) …you drive by a cemetery and go faster so that the Scathe Zombies won’t get you.
295) …you get pulled over by a Trooper and ask if they have "Shadow".
296) …you hear on the news about Highway Robbers and you think "My Trained Armodon can kill them".
297)
…you are hiking in the Mountains and your keep a
lookout for
298) …you see twins and try figure out which one is actually a Clone.
299) …you make sound effects as you bring cards into play.
300) …you and your group come up with different names for cards like instead of calling it Beast of Burden...you call it Bob...or Demonic Tutor is renamed "The Pooter" or when you refer to Avatar of Woe as "The Ho".
301) …you playtest decks while browsing WotC’s websites. (Desedran of Sengir/cbc)
302) …you learned more math during Magic games then Math class.
303) …if you complain because you can’t find "Hundroog" in a dictionary.
304) …you are proud to be a Timmy, a Johnny, or a Spike.
305) …you say things such as "My Atog ate my Lotus".
306) …you have goats named Atog, Lithatog, and Psychatog.
307) …you calculate the mana curve for each deck and make a graph on Works/Word.
308) …you Swat flies, gnats, and bees.
309) …you can name the 5 strongest Type 1 legal fatties and know their colors.
310) …you make decks named after CDs you own.
311) …you burn CDs and name them after cards you own.
312) …while playing poker, you can’t help saying: “Keep?" (and when they don’t, you insist they go down to four).
313) ...you start signing petitions when word has it Rebecca Guay has gotten the sack. (Verduran)
314) …you refer to a baby throwing up as "summoning sickness”. (Elementor5)
315) …you begin to learn how to differentiate between the colors of cards based off of the gleam in the opponent's eyes. (ShadyPhoenix)
316) …you actually begin to think that you could become a member of R&D.
317) ...you actually think Beebles are "cool".
318) ...you publicly hate Beebles, but deep inside, you love them.
319) ...you've built decks that win by use of Soldier of Fortune.
320) …you start demanding priority in heated arguments. (MaBoRoShi)
321) …you’ve been playing for less than a year and have twice as many cards as someone who has been playing for ten years. (Dragon overlord)
322) …every time you get mad at someone you try to cast "Form of Dragon" on yourself. (shortdog1)
323) …you name your cannibalistic goat "Atogatog". (BananasAndBerries)
324) …you demand that your friends write you into their will, stating that if anything ever happens to your friend you own all rights to their magic card collection.
325) …all of your school projects revolve around a M:TG card, even Biology Class.
326) ...you try to reanimate your dead pets with Reanimate or Exhume.
327) ...you try to impress Goths with your Sengir Vampire costume.
328) …you want a Pygmy Allosaurus as a pet.
329) ...you ride sleds goblin style.
330) ...you try to commit suicide in order to become a planeswalker.
331) ...you Jump from a bridge because you think you have the ability of Flight.
332) ...you have enough magic cards to live in your self-made card house.
333) ...you want to be buried with your magic collection.
334) …you sacrifice some of your neighbors' lotus flowers and wonder where all the mana went. (Squirrel_Master)
335) …the first thing you'd do if you won the lottery would be to make a life size replica of Black Lotus made out of ebony, and moxes made out of the respective jewels. (AlexBurel)
336) …you remember The Duelist. (AlexBurel)
337) …your local game shop has your number and calls you up to remind you that it's half price weekend. (Chaos Emperor Dragon1)
338) …you can see at least 3 empty booster packets on the floor in every room in your house. (Weebee)
339)
…you love when its
340) …you have dreams that consist entirely of looking at a card binder and turning its pages to find 2 new colors in it . . . yellow and purple. (angel_of_the_Apoclypse)
341)
…you’re willing to download
342) …you start hearing things in the middle of the day, things like "I attack you" or "Done" or "Would you do something already and end your turn".
343) …you get into a fight and you get out of it using your trusty Evasive Action.
344) …you get mugged and the only thing you are concerned about is your cards that you have with you.
345) …you tap a table to play a chair.
346)
…you live in
347) ...you know more about the unreleased set then WotC does.
348) …you can build old decks on the spur of the moment even if you haven't played them in about 2 years.
349) …you can think of over fifty reasons why you know you play too much magic.
350) …just before you go to bed you grab your folder of rares and just start looking at them, their abilities, and their flavor text instead of reading a book.
351) …you go through the uncommons the next night.
352) …you've finished organizing your binders and then go to organize your extras.
353) …you debate on which flavor text is better for a card.
354) …you make new flavor text for all your cards.
355) …your card collection is worth more than your house.
356) …you make a shooting gallery out of cards.
357) …you search through flavor text looking for quotes from poems, books, etc.
358) …you make a hand glider out of Dragon Wings.
359) …you get an extra roommate for rent money just so you can have more money to spend on magic cards.
360) …you look at flavor text on card's for inspiration.
361) …you use colors for metaphorical delineation of people's traits.
362) …you wake one of your buddies up in the middle of the night just to tell them of a deck you've been thinking of.
363) …you whine because you pulled your third Phage.
364) …you make decks for everyone.
365) …you have more decks then you can count on you fingers and toes.
366) …you get a tattoo of all the mana symbols on your arm and then get frustrated when your opponent won't let you tap them for mana during a game.
367) …you use so many acronyms and nicknames for cards and game terminology that a player outside your play group wouldn't have a clue what the heck you were talking about.
368) …you walk into a tournament dressed like a mafia hitman, and carrying all your stuff in a leather and brass briefcase; you look so intimidating that the other players duck under the tables when you pop the case open and reach in for a deck.
369) …You bribe your three-year-old daughter with crap commons so she will leave you alone while you are working on decks.
370) …Magic is more important than your family.
371) …you try to be Madam Cleo by using a Mirari orb to tell the future.
372)
…you try to get your basement
373) …stores ask you for advice on prices.
374) …you not only know what Richard Garfield's middle name is, but also know his age, birthplace, and what shirt he wore last Thursday. (glenchuy)
375) …your card store begins to worry about you when you don't come in for 2 days straight.
376) …your parents begin to worry about you when you don't buy magic cards in a month.
377) ... you have your credit card number memorized to purchase cards.
378) ...you actually build a deck based on Beebles.
379) ...you sell your power 9 to buy a car.
380) …you think atogs ate your stuff that disappeared.
381) …you throw a rubber ball thinking it was a Firebolt at someone.
382) …you think your bowie knife is a Worldslayer.
383) …you cast Fear on yourself to keep bugs away from you.
384) …you write a biography of a legendary creature.
385) …you think squirrels will attack you.
386) …you think a squirrel can smash your school.
387) …you try to look for the Tolarian Academy's address.
388) …you think your family is keeping atogs as pets.
389)
…you try to apply to the
390) …you befriend someone for a few days for cheating.
391) …you see people walking down the street and put their faces to magic characters.
392) …you get depressed and touchy because your deck isn't winning, even though you've got loads of good expensive cards.
393) …you say phrases like "OHH LEERY FOGBEAST" sarcastically when your opponent brings a crap card into play.
394) …you think your brother/sister is a big, angry Kavu.
395) …you try to feed your dog with a bone from a Drudge Skeleton.
396) …you think someone in this room smells like the rotten flesh of a Festering Goblin.
397) …you think a squirrel can take on an elephant.
398) …you try to tap 4 trees and 2 rocky hills to give you the mana so that you can summon Bubba, the big, angry, 6-eyed squirrel.
399) …you try to counterspell the flying dodgeballs coming right at you.
400) …you lose your $120 deck and immediately buy all the deck's cards again.
401) …you see a snake and run away, afraid of getting a poison counter.
402) …you try to carve faces of bears all over nature, trying to make Bearscapes.
403) ...you sprain your ankle, and your crutches are constantly (astral) sliding on all the cards on your floor.
404) ...you collect 60 force bubbles then buy clear card covers so the backs of your entire deck are force bubbles.
405) ...you’ve done over 20 practice sealed decks on Apprentice to prepare for the pre-release.
406) …you can't concentrate while you Twiddle a Bone Flute, because Concentrate is a sorcery.
407) …you see the card names in posts such as that above and actually interpret them as card names and then wonder 'What’s so funny?'
408) …you keep hitting the refresh button on Magic forums to see if there are more threads you can respond to.
409) …you try to trample people on the sidewalk.
410) …you try to put on some Lightning Greaves so you can't be targeted by dodgeballs.
411) …when you get the flu, you say that you have summoning sickness.
412) …you try to open your door with a Voltaic Key.
413) …you dress up as a Scathe Zombie for Halloween, and the second you see a Northern Paladin, you run away.
414) …you carry a wooden stick that you call the Isochron Scepter.
415) …you believe that cards can talk to you...and they do.
416) …you have your collection scanned and made into a poster that’s above your bed.
417) …you brought a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh thinking that it is an Onslaught pack 'cause the Onslaught symbol is on Yu Gi's head.
418) ...you say to your best friend that you can't go to his wedding because its scheduled the same day then a pre-release.
419) ...you open a gum pack and automatically start thinking about a strategy.
420) ...you say that power of the principal is blatantly broken.
421) …your parakeet gets to crap on Crazed Goblins and Chimney Imps.
422) …the contents of the shoeboxes in your closet are worth more than the contents of the entire rest of your house.
423)
…someone comments that
424) …"Spring Cleaning" means eight hours of organizing stacks of cardboard into carefully labeled boxes.
425) …you have ever been the subject of a police investigation because they overheard you discussing how you were going to burn someone to death.
426) …you can openly discuss Faeries and Unicorns with your friends and none of you will give weird looks to the others.
427) …your friend says "maindeck" and you don't say, "Why in the hell are you talking about boats?"
428) ...you want to bolt every sucker who's bothering you.
429)
...while playing monopoly you tap both Boardwalk and
430) ... you start comparing everything you buy, like bread loaves, to the price of Magic boosters.
431) ... you start taking notes in school Magic-style, ie: Hitler, 2BB; Creature- Evil Dictator; Tap: Start WW2; 2/2
432) ... anime kids are making fun of you.
433) …your friend is reaching for the last piece of pizza, and you yell out "In response" and take it before he does.
434) …there is enough cardboard in your room for the Fire Marshall to inspect it every spring.
435) …you say "Mize," "Scrub" "Noob" or "random" about as many times as you say as you say the word "the."
436) …when someone talks about little green men (as in aliens), you'd probably take about sideboard strategies.
437) …the store owner knows your dogs name.
438) … you have more tech than your schools computer lab.
439) …when you're sitting in church and the priest says something about humility, you scream.
440) …you are playing magic for 24 hours straight.
441) ...when you give a beta black lotus with some chocolates to your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day.
442) ...if you mulligan your hand at poker 'cause you don't have any land.
443) ...if you say the word 'tap' when you aren't at a kegger.
444) ...you pee your pants when your friends hang you the phone telling you that its a call to the grave.
445) …you call committing tapping, when playing a game of Warcry.
446) …you hear on the news about the Ephedra ban, and you check to see which set it was in.
447) …you always wish that your next teacher will be the Demonic Tutor.
448) …people groan when you appear at premier events.
449) …you would rather open Fireball in your sealed deck than get a lap dance from Britney Spears.
450) …you have your collection scanned and made into a poster that’s above your bed.
451) …you go through this post and realize that there are more people than you think that play way too much magic.
452) …when you feel normal after reading the last few pages of this list.
453) …you keep a constant list of every card you order off of E-Bay and make copies for the office, home, car, & friends house so you know when cards have been received at all times.
454) …you have a deck built for every type of format you can possibly think of. For example...a deck built for one-on-one, and deck built for Multi-play, a deck built for Two-Headed Giant, a deck built for Emperors…
455) …even worse...you have them built in different levels of play such as type one....extended....type 2.
456) …your collection actually weighs ten times as much as you do.
457) …someone at school calls you a worthless pile of human waste and your comeback is the word "Counterspell".
458) …you cast a Mystical Tutor in response to failing a test.
459) …you cast Fog so you don’t have to go to football practice
460) …you think Wrath of God will kill all the cockroaches hiding in your house.
461) ...you look around at work and realize that the other six people working play magic, and you got them their jobs.
462) …a bully hits you in the stomach and you try to Reverse Damage.
463) …you think you finally found a cure for cancer when you pull a Healing Salve out of your 8th edition booster.
464) …you go to school wearing an Armadillo Cloak, Lightning Greaves, Golem Skin Gauntlets, a Helm of Possession and Slagwurm Armor.
465) …your idea of hitting the clubs is finding the nearest comic shop and hitting on the ugly girls that, while ugly, play magic!
466) …you make a bad joke and try to Stifle it in response
467) …your teacher assigns you too much homework so you Time Warp back to 1977 to kill her.
468) …some jerk cuts you off in traffic so you cast Caltrops on his tires and fail, humiliating yourself.
469) ...in lab, you try and Tinker away your Florence Flask for a Test Tube and end up getting a detention.
470) …your mom wants you to take your little brother to the pet shop and you hand him a Living Wish.
471) …you tell a buddy to just print proxies because he can't really build a deck that competes with yours.
472) …your buddy builds a deck made of proxies and he still can't beat you.
473) …buying two Booster Boxes of a New Expansion becomes normal.
474) …you drool over Power Nine cards.
475) …you have five Kick Ass decks of each color that are highly competitive in dual-play and one-on-one and its taken three years of well thought ideas just to make them absolutely perfect.
476) …you look at a newbie's trading list and you call it chump change.
477) …your stocking at Christmas is filled with Magic Cards.
478) …you know that one of your presents under the Christmas tree is a booster box.
479) …at Halloween you start to plan a costume around a character in M:TG
480) …you wear that costume on Halloween and your friends know exactly what or who it is.
481) …you quit a high paying job to open up your own card shop.
482) …you make a showcase of your book of rares.
483) …you want to own in every language a certain card, including a complete foil set.
484) …you make a Christmas present list for Santa/Mom/Dad/Anybody else to get you booster boxes.
485) …you think the third letter of the Greek alphabet is “unlimited”.
486) …there's a parking space reserved for you in front of your local card shop.
487) …you turn in a 20 page term paper on the pros and cons of playing Slide against Mono-black control.
488) …you try to use words from Magic cards in essays even if they make no sense.
489) …you have done a school report on Magic.
490) …you make clothes using cards and those folder sleeves.
491) …you paint the illustration from Roar of the Wurm on your wall.
492) …you work at a Blockbuster that sells Yu-Gi-Oh Cards and you tell the paying customers to "Put them back on the shelf and go play magic."
493) …you dog on someone for even playing or considering playing Yu-Gi-Oh.
494) …a Newbie you're teaching gets ready to ask you a question about a card and before he opens his mouth you answer the question, because it's the same newbie question they have every time.
495) …you're tired of playing against Newbies.
497) …you spent $22.50 apiece on the New Moxes that just came out and realized they pretty much suck.
498)
…your personal hygiene is neglected because you'd
rather play
499) …you keep refreshing the board on your favorite site just to check for new posts...because you're bored at work.
500) …you use the wallpapers that Magicthegathering.com sponsors every week.
501) …75% of all the things mentioned in this list are about you.
502) …you twitch around Magic Cards.
503) …you gain the ability to sense Magic Cards.
504) …you sleep at the local card shop.
505) …Magic is the reason you shave and cut your nails.
506) …when someone comments on the wake they recently attended, you say you prefer Tog.
507) …you purposefully return a library book late so you can tell your friends you were paying cumulative upkeep.
508) …you lose a pistol duel because you were waiting to hear, "Untap, upkeep..."
509) …you try to carve a Black Lotus onto a pumpkin.
510) …you know what svg tech means.
511) …you use the term "Tapped" to mean "out of cash."
512) …you will only confirm the existence of 5 colors.
513) …you know what Ice Cauldron does.
514) …you know how Humility works.
515) …you know how Old Fogey works.
516) …you write magic-based poetry.
517) …you know how to word Humility differently without changing its interaction.
518) …you know all of Mistform Ultimus' creature types.
519) …you celebrate New Year's Day on October 20.
520) …you are a member of three separate magic boards and have more than 3,000 posts on one of them. (I’ve got 10,947 on one before I got kicked out due to jealousy.)
521) …when you actually read every one of those in the really long post.
522) …you consider Richard Garfield Ph.D. and Teh Pmi to be your gods.
523) …you don't understand these "signs of the Apocalypse" because Apocalypse was four blocks ago.
524)
…you think the biggest tourist attraction in
525) …you want to know what all of the major political candidates think about bringing Merfolk and Griffins back into the game.
526) …you explain other games in terms of Magic: "No, houses and hotels can only be played during your upkeep."
527) …you "watch" the "streaming" webcasts for Pro Tours on a 44k modem.
528) …you think that the biggest disaster of the last 10 years was Homelands.
529) …you design cards of pets and family members.
530) …you think people are insane for spending money on non-essential stuff because it could be spent on Magic instead.
531) …you dream of an upcoming tournament.
532) …you're writing your thesis on Magic.
533) …you post "You know you are playing to much magic when..." in the "Card strategies and combos" forum.
534) …the only thing that takes up more space on your bedroom floor than your longboxes and trade binders is your collection of Scrye magazines.
535) …you actually look at decks in the bathroom. (guilty)
536) …you are playing Magic with yourself and cheat.
537) …you are playing Magic with yourself and cheat and catch yourself and make yourself undo the cheating.
538) …you still want to play Magic after being Mindslavered for the 1000th time. (cbc)
539) …you believe that variety is the splice of life, or at least is for Kamigawa. (cbc)
540) …you got to a candy store and are distressed that they have Starburst but not sunburst. (cbc)
541) …WotC giving all walls "Defender" actually makes sense to you. (cbc)
542) …the thought of Birds of Paradise stopping a Krosan Cloudscraper dead in its tracks keeps you up at night.
543) …you start to rationalize it by saying things like 'maybe it flew into his eye'.
544) …you read the books and think of how the cards fit in, and were the art took place in the book.
545) …your eyes are only capable of seeing five colors.
546) …In any given day, you do more typing on a Magic board than you speak.
547) …you think about Magic during school (guilty)
548) …you write ideas pertaining to Magic on your hand for later reference. (guilty)
549) …your backpack when you take it to Magic tourneys weights more than your backpack while at school
550) …you bike 3.5 miles each way to go get your Magic fix.
551) …you took a Whispers of the Muse to your AP Calc exam last year as a good luck charm.
552) …you buy Chinese booster boxes and learn Chinese, because they are a lot cheaper then English Boxes.
553) …you play Shahrazad near people in the hopes of starting a game of magic.
554) …you have a card on a necklace around your neck.
555) …you go on a great quest for a foil Foil.
556) …"pulling a [insert your name here]" is something to do with magic.
557) …you run out of toilet paper and use Crazed Goblins as a replacement.
558) …your favorite toy is a plush Leery Fogbeast.
559) …you can ID every card shown to you either by the text box.
560) …you paint the Sandra Everingham Dark Ritual art on your bedroom wall.
561) …you know what one the Sandra Everingham ritual art is.
562) …you hear "Chris Rush" you think, "artist", when you hear "Picasso" you think, "Who?"
563) …you break Melting.
564) …your chemistry teacher asks you what electron affinity is, and you immediately think, "the atom costs one less to play for each electron in play".
565) …after being diagnosed with terminal cancer, your only regret is that you won’t be able to play Magic anymore.
566) …When watching a concerned Christian mother complain to the card shop guy that magic is evil, you tell her that if summoning demons to devour little girls is evil, then you've been reading the wrong Bible.
567) …you sell all your cards just so you can get new cards.
568) …you sell your guitar just so you can buy a booster box of Unhinged.
569) …you have more money into your cards than your own car.
570) …you have tattooed your back to look like the back side of a Magic Card.
571) …your bands name happens to be called Mana Burn.
572)
…your band can’t play any concerts on Friday because of
573) …you use words like Aether and mana in ever day conversations.
574) …your screen name for places other than Magic boards reference Magic.
575) …You write Magic inspired poems, music, and stories.
576)
…you refer to
577) …you actually use those wallpapers that WotC puts on the website every Friday.
578)
…you have read all of
579) …you don't go outside after dark because you're afraid of Duskwalkers.
580) …you painted your bedroom in the color scheme of the back of a Magic card.
581) …you play D&D with magic cards instead of character sheets.
582) …In gym, when you jump rope, you Jump rope.
583) …you have learned to skip Chaos Orb like a skipping stone.
584) …someone asks what man’s best friend is, you reply “Wild Mongrel”. #
585) …which is also the name of your dog.
586) …in the last election you vote for Bush-ido.
587) …the webcast crew emails you asking what you thought of the quality of the PT coverage videos.
588) …you've been late for work more than once because you stayed up late building and tweaking decks.
589) …you look back fondly on the "glory days": the days of 40x Plague Rats and turn one War Mammoths.
590) …you lay your brother's pet bird on it's side in an attempt to make mana of any color.
591) … you see a squirrel get run over by a car and think, "Even if it is just a 1/1, it should be able block it."
592) …afterwards you realize the car has trample.
593) …you invite all your friends to a chat room, deciding that it'd be nice to talk about something other than Magic, and everyone spends an hour staring at a blank screen.
594) …on hearing the word "Gold," the picture of Cromat instinctively pops in your head.
595) …now that you're thinking about Cromat, you decide that now's a good time to recite all of its abilities verbatim.
596) …your D&D character is a human barbarian (or druid) named Kamahl.
597) …you tell people your homeland is "Skirk Ridge."
598)
…you know can recite all the 16 players in
599) …you know what a Beeble is.
600) …you learn that the Titanic sunk, you are confused. "Wait, if it Capsized, then why was it destroyed?"
601) …you can actually tell what War Elemental is supposed to be.
602) …you know exactly how many beebles are on Saute.
603) …you've deciphered the flavor text of Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (It's been done, it reads, "Did you go through all that trouble just to read this?")
604) …you have a constant fear that everyone you know and love is being replaced by Duplicants
605) …you spend more money on cards than on food.
606) …you give cards to everyone for Chanukah presents. Even those who don't play.
607) …you have attempted to grow a sausage tree.
608) …you recently discovered that wood burns better than rocks.
609) …your last attempt at making a vegetable garden failed because you "saved time" by eating the dirt.
610) …you've collected every single basic land art from every single set.
611) …you have them in order from "Best to worst" in your Land folder.
612) …you wonder how Kamahl survived for so long with 1 toughness.
613) …you've worked out the ratio of White, Blue, Black, Red, Green and Artifact cards ever printed in relation to each other.
614) …you own a "Foil" deck that is actually playable.
615) …you look at people and think "Oh man, a 5/5 with Fear..."
616) …you just know that Karn and Bosh are some how related.
617) …you worked out a combo with Numai Outcast, Donate and Mindslaver.
618) …whenever you see Lord of the Rings you think "No way could an elf, 2 soldiers, a wizard and a dwarf block all those orcs!"
619) …when asked where lightning comes from, you respond "Toggo."
620) …you know all forty-two different goblin words for "Ow".
621) …you plot the downfall of Numsgil.
622) …collectively, you call your cards "my babies."
623) …you are impressed by the quick accumulation of counters on Ravager. "My my, what a big boy! He's growing up so fast!"
624) …you've got two major papers due tomorrow and, instead of starting them, you just sit at the magic message boards responding to everything you see.
625) …one of the first things you ask to potential friends is "Do you play magic?"
626) …you believe in Gleemax.
627) …you mistake Gleemax with Jesus. (Which one is it, again, that can bring people back from the dead?)
628) …you've cried during any part of a Magic novel.
629) …you go around killing stuff just to put it into your "Dementia Space".
630) …you actually try to summon said dementia creatures.
631) …you actually succeed in the summoning.
632) …you shaved your cat completely bald, dyed it green and named it Squee.
633) …you've been playing for less than a year and already know most of the rules better then the people who've been playing for 5+ years.
634) …you rank flavor texts.
635) …you check the Magic website twice a day...just in case.
636) …you build a shrine to MaRo, praying he will feature your favorite card.
637) …you can think of five or more signs that you play too much Magic.
638)
…you see a great and beautiful landscape and say
"that is a
639)
…you see a palace and hope it's a City of
640) …you say you can't come out of your bed because of a Stasis problem.
641) …it’s High Tide and ask yourself why your islands aren't giving double mana, then ask where are they anyway??
642) …you can't find a parking space and try to Boomerang another car.
643) …you spend the New Year eve building a deck instead of getting drunk.
644) …you watch movies and try to come up with effects for the characters.
645) …your personality changes depending on what deck your playing.
646) …you come up with a combo and thing "too bad it only kills one opponent".
647) …you try playing against yourself with the Unhinged gotcha cards.
648) …you watch Shrek and think "there must be a way to make Assquatch work".
649) …your friends won't play against your Coral Reef deck because it's too powerful.
650) …your teacher calls you to the blackboard and you go to the bathroom "in response".
651)
…you
652) …you are playing a game or sport and try to come up with an "alternate win condition".
653)
…you memorized your
654)
…when filling out job applications, you put your
655)
…all your friends have this same problem with
656) …you ask your teacher to mulligan during your finals.
657) …you memorize every flavor text on all your cards.
658) …you discard your iguana so that your dog will get an additional +2/+2.
659) …you play your iguana for free because you discarded it.
660) …you actually get the reference to the preceding two entries.
661) …you forget your friends names and just refer to them as player one and player two.
662) …you ever yelled out "Holy smokes! I could use ~ with ~ and I win!" in the middle of class.
663) …you refer to your car as the Mana Mobile.
664) …you take out a lighter to simulate the effects of fireball.
665) …you poke your buddy and tell him he's down to 19.
666) …you chop down a tree saying "I'll float 1 green mana"
667) …you think of ways to make stuff into cards. (e.g. Beefcake's shirt, Beefcake's pants, Beefcake's shoes, Beefcake's bag and when you put them all together you can summon a beefcake token into play...someone actually did this...)
668) …you poke your buddy...again...and say he’s down to 18.
669) …you run away from trees thinking it has squirrel nests.
670) …you hide from your shadow thinking its a Dauthi slayer.
671) …you yet poke your friend so that he's down to 17.
672) …you have nightmares about the Necro deck that beat you to a pulp.
673) …you lose in a no prizes draft because of a small misplay and are upset for 3 days.
674)
…the thing that brightens your week is
675) …you have to untap your keyboard before you can start typing.
676) …you teach your daughter so early that by the time she's 7 she's placing in tournaments.
677) …you dream you are a Kitsune.
678) …you dream of Autumn Tail killing your friend's Raffinity deck.
679) …you get nightmares of yourself in the body of Eight and a Half Tails getting cornered by Arcbound Ravagers.
680) …you buy a box just for a solemn simulacrum.
681) …everyone thinks you're the judge and they think whatever you say is true.
682) …you draw comics about Magic.
683) …you start fanning yourself with your hand, and we’re not talking about a part of body.
684) …you and your friends cast Dance of Shadows in order to get into the disco.
685) …you make a coat with Cloak of Mists cards and try to escape the mental hospital.
686) ...you orchestrate a Homelands-only draft.
687) ...the defining moment of your life was getting an Apocalypse Chime in aforementioned draft.
688) …when someone makes a really good point against you in an argument, your hand makes a scooping motion.
689) …when you log onto MTGO and immediately put up the auction window, the casual window, the marketplace window, the message board window, the clan window, and start 3 conversations with buddies.......then just sit there.
690)
…you play
691) …you have so many bad cards that you wallpaper you room with them.
692) …you attempt to make a viable imp deck featuring 4 chimney imps.
693) …you and your friends start yelling out flavor texts during class to see if they can guess the card.
694) …you get into a daily debate on the same rule with the same person.
695) …you recall playing the game when creatures were called summons and the reason you couldn't attack with them when first playing them was because they had 'summon sickness'.
696) …you teach your 12 year old sister to play magic so you at least have someone to play with.
697) …you get excited over the fact that the core game you bought came with a free activation code for Magic Online.
698) …you start making your own placemats.
699) …you start dreaming of the game.
700) …you adopt a flavor text as your life motto.
701) …you wonder why your $100 Authentic Japanese Sword won't come to life.
702) …you have custom T-shirts made with your favorite card on it.
703)
…you don’t finish your homework because you are
replaying the Last
704)
…your
705) …you know what a card is based on a rough description of its picture.
706) …you spend three hours sorting your cards by rarity, then change your mind and go by color, and alphabetically, then change your mind and decide to sort them according to what set they were printed in, then decide that old-school cards that are still Standard legal should be easier to find, so you go back to color and card name.
707) …you then sort your friends' boxes because they "don't have time" to.
708)
…your friends ask you to draft at
709) …you plan card shop runs at least a week in advance so you'll have enough time to perfect your shopping list.
710) …you can recite flavor text on command based given only the card's name and the set it comes from.
711) …nostalgia for you means the days of Plague Rats, Elder Land Wurms, "bury," and Venom.
712) …you kick yourself for forgetting the name of the white zubera.
713) …you think “weenie” refers to a deck archetype rather than a hotdog.
714) …you think Icatia really does exist.
715) …you hear the word "Affinity" outside the MtG context, but you cry anyway.
716) …you name your pet toad Tomorrow.
717) …you assign power and toughness ratings to your pets who sit in your lap as you play a game.
718) …your target your opponent’s pet with spells.
719) …you read a word in the newspaper that's in the name of the Magic card and you start thinking more about that card and what kind of deck to put it in rather than the article you were reading.
720) …someone asks you which piece of the pie you'd like, and you reply, "Artifact Destruction."
721) …you wonder why Darksteel isn't on the periodic table.
722) …you can name every set containing Stone Rain without thinking or missing a beat.
723) …your physics professor mentions the words "energy" and "flux" and you start to worry about your artifacts.
724) …you own at least 1000 of every basic land... and you really don't know why.
725) …you break your mother's vase, then panic when you can't cast Reconstruction on it.
726) …you're absolutely positive you've seen a Kavu in real life before.
727) …you know that Goblins make poor sailors.
728) …you’re building a deck based around every card, even basic lands!
729) …you and your friend are talking about an ability, and he says I know this card with a cc of 1, and you interupt him yelling out the correct card name.
730) …you’re in chemistry and whenever your asked what STP is, you wish you had one to use on your teacher.
731) …you cry because your favorite card shop closed down so they can put up a new tea pot shop in its place.
732)
…when you're up at
733) …you work out to hopefully gain a few +1/+1 counters.
734) …your jokes go something like: "Your momma such a fattie she's 7/7 and has trample"
735) …when you play Battleship you say "You sunk my Juggernaut".
736) …when you're playing paintball and you put a Circle of Protection: Red in your pocket because your opponents are using red paintballs.
737) …you have more cards than brain cells.
738) …you read flavor texts as a pastime.
739) …you can name all cards ever created.
740) …you've "made" more magic cards than you own.
741) …you fall in love with cards.
742) …you collect booster wrappers.
743) …you make three decks just because you're going to your friends house tomorrow.
744) …you can name all the Homarids!
745) …you use magic cards to trade for food (and vice versa).
746) …you think bolting is dealing three damage to something.
747) …you think you are a planeswalker and jump off a cliff...and survive.
748) …you think ancestral recall is underpowered.
749) …you have more proxies cards than real cards.
750)
…you have
made multiple combos for every card in existence.
751)
…you sell
your organs on the black market for more magic cards.
752)
…you're running
the 100 meter-dash and you try to activate Need for Speed.
753)
…you have
tattoos of your favorite magic card.
754)
…you try
to make a deck around Sorrow`s Path.
755)
…all your
cards are signed by the artist.
756)
…you try
to invite Richard Garfield to your wedding.
757)
…when
you're bored you Twiddle your Krark`s Thumb.
758)
…you spend
days trying to planeswalk.
759)
…you
already know what magic card your friend is thinking before he even says it.
760)
…you
believe that any day now, the currency will to magic cards.
761)
…you build
a competitive deck with cards that only have 6 letters in their name.
762)
…you
constantly make very bad puns with magic cards, and think it's funny.
763)
…you have
giant mana symbols detailed on your car.
764)
…you wish
for a Magic: the Gathering movie.
765)
…you're
confused, and you try to play Simplify.
766)
…you try
to propose with a Sol Ring.
767)
…you try
to play Fertile Ground when you're gardening.
768)
…you
believe
769)
…you
attempt to enchant a bully with Pacifism.
770)
…you've
suffered amnesia but still remember how to play magic.
771)
…your home
security is an Intruder Alarm.
772)
…you want
to have your coffin made of magic cards.
773)
…you get
ticked off when people get mixed up between lands and mana.
774)
…you also
get ticked off when players tap their enchant creatures on a creature when
attacking with that creature.
775)
…you own
every issue of Duelist, Scrye, and Inquest.
776)
…you
believe the light spectrum is made up of 5 colors.
777)
…you get
paper cuts from shuffling your deck too much.
778)
…you bring
a deck with you everywhere you go, just in case someone wants to play.
779) …you ever referred to Mirari as your bling.
780) …you tried writing a poem for Valentines Day but ended up writing a decklist and 23 combos.
781) …you tried writing a biography but ended up explaining every aspect of your main deck.
782) …you drive your Mana-Mobile into a building yelling, "TAKE THAT TOLARIAN!"
783) …whenever you're confused you say, "That just added 8 new shades of gray to the color pie."
784) …you go blind because of playing magic in the dark.
785) …you know all magic players within a 10 mile radius of you...
786) …you think Prodigal Sorcerer whenever someone says Tim.
787) …you autocard every card in your 250 card Battle of Wits deck.
788) …you have a deck for each color and combination of colors.
789) …you trip on magic cards...
790) …you have a sleepover, but you get no sleep cuz you were busy playing magic.
791) …you can name all the planeswalkers.
792) …you have every Magic novel written.
793) …you make up a quote such as ... It is "Ownage is a spectator sport".
794) …you think only goblins have gardens, orcs are lumberjacks, and elves mow your yard.
795) …you can’t name one thing better than playing magic w/ your girlfriend.
796) …your floors are tiled w/ basic lands.
797) …you think you have thought of a good combo w/ Dripping Dead.
798) …you skip school because your Magic shirt isn’t clean.
799) …you wear your magic shirt to church.
800) …you live in a Magic card house.
801) …you try to drink from Stream of Life.
802) …you take advise from the flavor text on a goblin card.
803) …you can think of more than 10 ways to prove you play too much magic.
804) …you sit here on this website waiting to be the lucky 1000th post.
805) …you anticipate the rise and fall of card prices like it's the stock market.
806) …you can recognize the resemblance to Jens in Solemn Simulacrum, without knowing its history.
807) …you reorganize your trade binder after every trade session.
808) …your red deck is in red sleeves, your dragon deck is in dragon shield sleeves, your white deck is in white sleeves, and your affinity deck is in grey sleeves.
809) …you plan on buying a case of Ravnica just in hopes of getting a foil Birds.
810) …you think of Shining Shoal as a gift from God.
811) …the cc: line on an email sometimes tricks you into thinking about mana costs.
812) …you've tried to bribe your friend with Ashnod's Coupon.
813) …whenever someone introduces himself as Timmy or Johnny, you give a small chuckle and think "poor, poor soul, won't you ever get the picture?"
814) …you can't sleep if one of your cards is missing.
815) …you have a "collector card" for each set and trade for every copy you see and let the previous owner sign the card for your collection.
816) …you can't stop thinking of the possibilities that both Horobi and Hikari bring to the table.
817) …your school bans Magic cards, yet you play anyways at lunch and employ other students as 'lookouts' in case a teacher walks up.
818) …you complain to the principle and get the ban overturned.
819) … you applied for a job at all the card shops in town when you were twelve... hey you didn't know there were laws against it!
820) …you buy foreign cards in order to learn the language.
821) …you know what Kugelblitz is. Hint: 6/1 trample for RRR.
822)
…you play with a deck full of cards in a language you
don't know just to impress people at
823) …someone tells you there arm is broken you can't help but think "How long till its banned?"
824) …your boss catches you reading Magic forums and you turn him into a raving Magic fanboy with shrines to all the Magic columnists.
825) …you trade your child for a case of Urza's Saga.
826) …you construct a car out of Chimney Imps.
827) …you look at a fat kid and think man he needs some Explosive Vegetation.
828) …you look at your math teacher and think of Grinning Demon.
829) …you care about magic more than your own health.
830) …you go up to people on the street asking if they'd like to draft.
831) …you take your cards in to the shower w/ you.
832) …you take your cards into the shower but this time you put them into toploaders so they won't get wet.
833) …you start recording yourself playing magic, so you can watch it later and all of its glory.
834) …you almost want to play YGO because your the only one who sees how broken some of those cards are.
835) …you want to beat someone up because they ripped up you 7 foil chimney imps.
836) …you sleep on magic cards.
837) …you bathe in magic cards.
838) …you cry over the death of your dog... only because he swallowed your Black Lotus and you don't think it's legal to dig him up.
839) …you dig up your dog because he swallowed your Black Lotus.
840) …you tape back together the 33 1/2 pieces of your Black Lotus.
841) …you then try and sell that Black Lotus.
842) …you BUY that Black Lotus.
843) …"I'll sac everything to my ravager" are your last words.
844) …you know every card that your favorite artist drew, even the ones that aren't cards.
845) …you've ever put a card in a coke machine yelling, "It's at LEAST 50 cents!"
846)
…your alarm clock is a reading of the last
847) …you ever broken Chimney Imp, screamed at the top of your lungs that life has meaning and then swear loudly about ADD and how the sky is blue.
848) …you dress your 7 year old niece up as Akroma for Halloween. (She looked cool in it)
849)
…you look at the
850) …you throw a burning ball of cards at your opponents and say “I fireball you for game.”
851) …you have custom shot glasses with the symbols for Mirrodin and Kamigawa blocks on them.
852) …you sculpted a Sliver Queen for your last art project. (perfect 100 for it!)
853) …your stack of cards is taller than you.
854) …you take a bullet to the arm rather than let it hit your magic deck.(I was at a rifle range and my magic deck was in my pocket. I was walking down range to change my target when the guy next to me gun goes off. I instinctively turned around and shielded my deck with my arm. Now my favorite deck. It was goblins.)
855) …you shot Ravangers with roman candles to celebrate their banning. (die affinity)
856) …you have a goblin chess set!
857) …you use Mistform Mutant to turn your mom into a monkey.
858) …you try to bribe a cop with a Black Lotus
859) …you spend $500 on a sword just because it looks like Sword of Fire and Ice.
860) …you use Mouth to Mouth and your opponent passes out.
861) …you jump up and yell "I am a Chimney Imp fear me" in class
862) …you write a book report on one of the magic novels.
863) …you have a shrine to Richard Garfield in your room.
864) …you have 33,000+ cards to sell, and you're not even a dealer. (Guilty!) (cbc)
865) …you wonder if the upcoming Transformers movie will feature a Mtgobot. (cbc)
866) …you can make a retarded combo deck containing the Kaldra pieces + Myconsynth Lattice + KCI and actually win in a competitive tournament
867) …you get a job based on your knowledge of Magic.
868) …you create your own formats
869) …rather than take notes you come up with deck ideas in class, everyday.
870) …you wonder if a bank would give you a loan to get a Black Lotus.
871) …you don't brag after beating a power 9 player with a type II deck 2-0 (swear to God, Blazing Shoal deck and I didn't even get if off once)
872) …you save up 50 of these replies in case this list ever gets to 950.
873) …Tim has sentimental value.
874) …you can name half of the threads on the WotC forum.
875) …you think Magic cards will help you fly.
876) …you bother to post more than 5 times in this, and you actually feel it's worth it.
877) …when you hear "affinity" in school, you automatically think ravager.
878) …reading flavor text is your favorite pastime. #
879) …you can't name 1/4 of the cards you own.
880) …you put the Magic site and all good articles in your "favorites" folder.
881)
…when you have a party with lots of beer that goes too
late and your parents come home and you yell “UPHEAVAL DISCARD IT
882) …you accidentally turn in a deck to your teacher instead of your homework.
883) …you spend hours pondering which of the five colors you are.
884) …you can distinguish between the 6 Tempest COPs by artwork alone. (cbc)
885) …you go on a bad vacation and the comfort you have is thinking about a Black Lotus and the Moxes.
886) …you go to estate auctions and buy anything you can praying to get good cards.
887) …your house costs less than your Magic collection.
888) …all your friends and yourself use Mogg instead of Dogg when referring to each other.
889) …when gas prices rise all you can think is “I need a Replenish”.
890) …you try to use Explosive Vegetation on your dying garden.
891) …you Fling your friends when they beat you.
892) …you think you're a Planeswalker and jump off a cliff.
893) …you have done the last one and was actually successful. (cbc)
894) …you try to put a good day on a Panoptic Mirror in hopes of having that day every turn.
895) …you use Persuasion on your teacher when you don't do your homework.
896) …you've gone into a jewelry store and asked the guy behind the counter if you could see their Mox Diamond.
897) …you've been that guy behind the counter and did indeed pull out a Mox Diamond Magic card out of your back pocket.
898) …you think you've been hit with Wrenched Mind because you can't remember anyone's name.
899) …you are sick in bed and you’re looking for a card to cure you.
900) …you read the entire list in one night of You Know You Have Played Too Much Magic If…
901) …you ask for Magic Anonymous so you can finally get cured.
902) …the WotC forum goes down and you're lost for anything to do.
903) …you try to play Balance when your friends get all these cool stuff.
904) …you dream of the day Flying Men come back to blue.
905) …you think first turn wins are sloooow.
906) …you've played a 2 hour game.
907) …you find yourself playing games against yourself when you’re bored.
908) …you’ve peed your pants during a real intense game.
909) …you get a third job just to support your Magic habit!
910) …the other ways to tell if you are playing too much magic make sense to you.
911) …you hold classes at school devoted to teaching Magic.
912) …you laugh evilly every time you hear a really good deck idea.
913) …you mutate a Christmas carol so its based on Mirrodin.
914) …you want to get out of school and you Raise the Alarm.
915) …you run out of time in an exam and try to play Time Walk so you can finish.
916) …you wonder if Death Wish could get you an A+ in aforementioned exam.
917) …you become the impromptu head judge in a lunchtime tourney.
918) …all you want for Christmas is a pet Giant Turtle. A real one.
919) …you can recite the name, significant stats and flavor text of any of 5000+ cards.
920) …your friends know this and use you as oracle.
921)
…you have the magic comprehensive rulebook, oracle
wordings and card listings on a
922) …you spend half an hour trying to think up a good "You know you play too much magic when. . . " go to post it and find someone else has posted ten minutes in front of you, so you make up a really bad one instead because you really want to see this thing go to 1000.
923) …you wish to go back to the bad old days when WotC squeezed two basic lands onto one card.
924) …you have a deep-and-meaningful conversation with your girlfriend and can't help mentioning how many magic cards she's named while talking with you.
925) …you keep your cards scattered haphazardly around the room, and can locate any one rare in less then 60 seconds.
926) …you can’t help but incorporate Magic into your project.
927) …you wish that Magic cards affected real life, because there’s so many things they could do to help you. (ever needed to Concentrate during class or wanted some Inspiration during a timed essay?)
928) … you write up these "you know you play magic too much when. . . " and get 16 of them, look at the clock, realize you better go to bed soon or you’ll sleep in way too late, write another four, and grumpily submit wishing you could have put in more, because you REALLY REALLY want this thing to get to 1000.
929) …everyone seems like a Dumb ass and you want to cast Prosperity just to make them smarter.
930) …you seriously try to make a tier one standard deck with Chimney Imp, just for the hell of it.
931) …you try to put a price on preventing two damage and then compare that price to your average rare-card worth, just to see if Collector Protector is actually useful.
932) …when you decide it is, and promptly bring a stack of jank rares and end up trading them for some okay rares and never actually give them away via Collector Protector.
933) …you make decks in 12 minutes and complain that you were too slow.
934) …you make thirty decks in a row and don't run out of ideas.
935) …when you get a good Magic card you run around happily in circles.
936) …you read the rule book for its intriguing plot.
937)
…you correct a top level
938)
…you dream of being a top level
939)
…you are a top level
940)
…your mom is a top level
941)
…when you come into play you destroy target top level
942) …you practice against yourself with two identical decks that aren't precon.
943) …you really want to Educate green mages. (cbc)
944) …you can actually explain why WotC gave Warthog to Green for 6th Edition as an answer to Perish. (cbc)
945) …you are still wondering which cards people mean when they refer to the four horseman of (the) Apocalypse.
946) …you feed lands to your 20 month old son.
947) …you wake up from a dream a yell "I counter that spell".
948) …life is something you lose, not something you live.
949) …you tap household objects, trying to activate them.
950) …you keep worrying that your backyard is going to animate and kill you.
951) …you've gone into a Lenscrafters and asked to have a pair of Urza's Sunglasses made for you!
952)
…you spend more time in the
953) …you call one of your hands "Honor" and the other "Cruelty".
954) …you build your 18 month old son his own Magic deck.
955)
…your wife gets upset because that deck cost more than
her
anniversary present.
956) …you have the patience to try to teach an 18 month old to play Magic.
957) …you think up an infinite mana combo and your surprised you haven't seen it else where.
958) …you get an ultra rare in a pack and build a deck around it, just to realize you have already built 3 of the exact same deck.
959) …you maindeck Reversal of Fortune because you get excited when you see the art..
960) …you e-mail Bush to ask him why nukes aren't extended legal.
961) …you think Wrench Mind isn't horror compared to your mother.
962) …you start an investigation to find the Mirari.
963) …you whack your 2-year-old kid if he breaks a Magic rule.
964) …you have bad dreams because you think Phage is near your house.
965) …you build a deck then immediately trash it without playing, 'cause you know it's not good enough.
966) …you create a 306 card expansion set for legendary guitarists.
967) …you later create a 143 card expansion for their guitars.
968) …you finalize the block by creating a 143 card expansion for their playing style.
969) …you actually play Magic Solitaire "a lot".
970) …you put dots on your magic cards with marker so no one can steal it.
971) …you write a piece for your Playwriting Class about your favorite deck.
972) …you spoof Monty Python by changing the Dead Parrot sketch into the Tapped Chimney Imp Sketch.
973) …you want to start eating the healthy mana fruit that comes off of the Utopia Tree outside, and you try to feed it to you pet parrot, Spike.
974) …your card boxes has been arranged into a smiley, and you still don't think it's artistic enough.
975) …you hide cards in your plaid Converse shoes so you can look at them at work or school.
976) …you've written the screenplay for the Magic movie based off your favorite Magic novel.
977) …you decide you need to make collage of Magic cards, and use it as wallpaper.
978) …you want to move to a major city, because your 32 person magic gang isn't big enough.
979) …you’re attempting to memorize all of the users on the Magic boards, and all cards, and winners of tournaments you finish.
980) …you are slitting your wrists because you can't memorize all of the National Tournament decks.
981)
…you've convinced 3 or more card shops to do
982) …you can tell what set a basic land came from just by looking at the art.
983) …you can recite the order that the sets were listed, forwards and backwards.
984)
…you use magic cards as a mnemonic device to study for
985) …you build a real house made out of Magic cards, which can survive a 4.5 earthquake.
986) …you write a poem using only the names of Magic cards.
987) …you constantly carry around a copy of the comprehensive rulebook.
988) …you pray to WoG instead of God.
989) …your teacher asks something and you try to use Bribery for a good answer from your friend.
990) …you've got someone yelling at you and you say "with your comment on the stack, in response..."
991) …you built a mighty deck based on Mudhole.
992) …you figure out land/non-land ratios for decks your building, while you try to sleep.
993) …you never realized that dice can roll.
994) …you spend hours trying to planeswalk to Kamigawa or Rath.
995) …you have kept a false spoiler for Tempest for years. (gulty) (cbc)
996) …you’ve designed a complete 306 card Disney expansion. (guilty) (cbc)
997) …you are still coming up with ideas for Magic cards from Disney. (guilty) (cbc)
998) …you realize that #998 is actually the 1000th entry for “You’ve played too much Magic”. (cbc)
999) …you make jokes about playing too much Magic. *
1000) …you have actually compiled 1000 different ways to tell you have played too much magic, and you will probably keep coming more. (cbc)
1001) …if you hope that by coming up with 1001, Arabian Nights might be reprinted. (cbc)
1002) …you steal one of the shiny balls off of those garden fountains, thinking it's the Mirari.
1003) …your best friends are named Squee and Ryusei.
1004) …you're playing poker and all in, you say "Topdeck a win!"
1005) …you have dreams about being in Dominaria.
1006) …you have nightmares that Yawgmoth has discovered Earth.
1007) …you play Pithing Needle naming your friend’s mouth, because he just insulted your Mom.
1008) …your opponent calls out “Ach Hans Run” and you immediately add up the creatures in your graveyard.
1009) …you keep a pen and paper next to your bed to write down deck ideas that come to you while you sleep.
1010) …over 3/4 of your floor is covered in Magic cards.
1011) …you write the words "Magic: the Gathering" on a cake in icing.
1012) …pulling a Godless Shrine makes up for failing a test!
1013) …the words "Magic: the Gathering" are shaved in your head
1014) …you find a way to use One With Nothing brokenly.
1015) …you dream about a guy(the best player you know no less!!) from your card shop of choice coming to your house to play MtG with your 8 year-old brother(he plays MtG but still...). (this is for the ladies who play too much Magic J )
1016)
…you've got an exam in less than 6 hours and still you
go to
1017) …you adjust your word choice to try to incorporate card names... in an English essay.
1018) …you adjust your word choice to try to incorporate card names... at an interview.
1019) …you have over 3000 posts on the Wizards forums.
1020) …you ask someone "what's the mana?" (in the context of "What's the matter?")
1021) …when you hear of a 6.5 Earthquake, you think “They must be playing Unhinged”.
1022) …you get Carpel Tunnel in you wrists because of your compulsive shuffling behavior.
1023) …you smack your buddy with a stick and yell “Ruin” making reference to the Rod of Ruin.
1024) …you pick out you and your friends “trademark” cards: “I’m now a ‘Darksteel Colossus’.”
1025) …you battle each other as your trademark cards equipping yourselves with sticks.
1026) …you cover your bed with basic lands to prepare for Manascrew.
1027) …your favorite news website is the Dredge Report. (cbc)
1028) …you firebomb haunted houses, in order to combat the Orzhov. (cbc)
1029) …you start worrying about how you would stop playing Magic that much after marriage, and you are 14.
1030) …you call things that are slow "sorcery speed".
1031) …your role model in life is Toshi Umezawa.
1032) …you feel the urge to expand the Wikipedia entry describing Magic's color wheel...by several orders of magnitude.
1033) …all of your decks are marked by the way they rock back and forth from years of use.
1034) …when you were bored you made a successful twiddle - bone flute deck.
1035) …you've sacrificed a card because you thought Richard Garfield would smite you if he wasn't appeased.
1036) …you knew you could make a deck that would make a judge cry
1037) …and did
1038) …more than once.
1039) …you disagreed with a judge so you became a higher level judge just to say “You were wrong.”
1040) …and you were right.
1041) …you played in a multiplayer game that lasted over 3 hours.
1042) …and 2 and a half of it was with 3 or less people left.
1043) …you thought of turning magic into a real life event with paid actors.
1044) …and then proceeded to say "I cast lightning bolt" and tazered your friend.
1045) …you could create a full block of Magic cards in less than a day based on you and your friends…and did.
1046) …when disciplining your 3 year old cousin you said "That’s it, you’re removed from game until end of turn" instead of taking a time out.
1047) …you broke Chimney Imp, One With Nothing, and Carnival of Souls...in the same deck.
1048) …you made a coin flip deck that wins.
1049) …you
can pronounce Lhurgoyf.
1050) …your
New Years resolution is to inherit a Black Lotus.
1051) …your deck can beat Chuck Norris' deck, oh wait that's impossible.
1052) …you can tell what a card is by feeling its ink.
1053) …you've made a program that calculates how many cards you buy a day.
1054) …you stay up late to find out the new “Card of the Day”.
1055) …you
think the
1056) …playing magic during study hall is your favorite class.
1057) …you lost a friend because of Magic.
1058) …you recommend this site to your friends, not because they play too much but instead it's because you want to see who can make the best deck based on the cards referenced on this site.
1059) …your hands are strong… from playing Magic.
1060) …your girlfriend asks why they're so ugly, and before you can respond your opponent says "they're goblins, ever seen LOTR?"
1061) …you write to WOTC weekly.
1062) …you take pride in being the first to comment on a featured WOTC article.
1063) …your government files says “Magic Player”.
1064) …you put the Pro Tour on your resume.
1065) …you go to a chess tournament to play Magic
1066) …you call your friends Timmy, Johnny, and Spike.
1067) …you
think your opponents like to play against Black Vice.
1068) …it's faster to buy a new cards then to look for one you already have.
1069) …without
magic you'd be One With Nothing.
1070)
…spelling bees remind you of Battle of Wits.
Thanks given to these Wizards of the Coast and Star City Gays forum members: AjaxUD, alkohaulec, anooblostintime, Arcmaster_666, ArGus88, Aznprez, Azual, bard_4_life, Barky, Master Tree Hugger, beefcake001, Belteshazzar, BitsyTheSpiderQueen, blademanfx, BobMcbob, boogans, Boris_the_Dwarf, Brak, bringer_of_the_black_dawn, cannonfodder, cgr, ColdIce, CrazyIrishman, cwebsmtgfreak, Darklord Greywolff, DaBigD, Dawnrider26, DCIRules, death_hand, DeathCow, deathmoose, Desedran of Sengir, Diving Griffin, DragonKngt, Dumpster510, E-Bozz, Elf Man, Ephemeron, FiSHfOOd, Frappie, gabriel_angelfire222, Genjuro6, glenchuy, Goblin_Keep99, Grandmasta Jeff, Half-Demon_Inuyasha, hshs, idiosyncratic, IOUANAME666, ipsi, Joe Foss, Joe-Schmoe, Kaname Chidori, kg959, Kirby!369, Kitsunefreak123, KosMos, Lancer, Lassy, Leo, Manon_dmg, matt maniac, meepoo2, memo666, meophist, metal fan 666, mtalmuzicfan, Mugik, munkiejunkie, n8j, Nalka, Nick Louzon, notallama,, opfinistic, Pfisiar, Phobeus, PipOC, pokerhand, Psychabob, Rahemotion, RaistlinTheCorrupt, ravenfamiliar, recklessharpshooter, retartjim16, Rush_Clasic, Saga Ignu d' Acte, Schitsofrantic, Schleiff, ScroungerGO, Se7endays, ShadowKnight, shapeshifter007, Shinobi of Doom, shok_wave, sliverstorm, smackem, SnK-Arcbound, Sooner125mc, SpoonHunter, SpoonyBard, SSJ2Wren, Stark Raven, steve_Grizz_darland, switchbladesmile, T_Metz87, TensorKid, thefonz37, ThEnd, ThisAccountNameIsOriginal, This_Kid, Tolarian, ToshiUmezawa, Tribe_Elder, Tybuc, Uberman, Undead Necromancer, Undead_Tyrant, vanilla, VerdantForce, verduran, Viral, what_the_fool, William Jr Matthews, Wot, the Two, yatak, yoda jf, zammm, Zaraphel, zephyravatar, Zerg0nator.
Back to Magic Creche
Back to Home