[the TV show, dumbass]
In fact, the show was on and it just ended six minutes ago. I didn't watch it because I already knew what the goddamned show was going to be about: Slutty, wet sluts. Slutty, wet sluts that aren't even hot. Why can't they get rid of Super Bitch Courtney Cox (even her last name is slutty) and replace her with Britney Spears? Jennifer Aniston could be swapped with Carmen Electra. And for God's sake, replace Phoebe with someone with an IQ higher than 80. Fuck, replace her with Pamela Anderson (in tight black leather). Alright now that we have the female characters out of the way, get rid of all the male characters in the show. Replace them with one person: me. Let's make every episode involving me fucking all of them without protection. That way they could give birth to more hot chicks! And I would grow old and die of AIDS, but it would be better than watching another episode of the painfully unfunny Friends.
This show actually makes me appreciate Bruce Almighty. Do you realize how sad that is? I hated that movie. I wanted to swallow my melted chunk of Junior Mints and die during that piece of shit. But, in this case, it could have been worse. I could have been watching Friends.
If you watch this show, you are an inconsiderate asshole who deserves nothing but death. Get off my website you homeless fucker. You smell like shit and death is your only option, asshole.