And what's worse than an unfunny movie? Stupid fucks who laugh at an unfunny movie. What the hell are they thinking? Bruce teaching his dog to piss in the toilet--a joke that is used THREE TIMES in the goddamned movie--isn't funny in the least. Only middle-aged women will find this funny. Rosie O'Donnell will probably laugh at the dog, but guess what. ROSIE IS A LESBIAN.
Jennifer Aniston may have nice tits, but that doesn't mean she can go from the shittiest sitcom ever made (Friends), to the worst comedy ever (this film), and expect it to be funny. She isn't funny on her stupid ass sitcom either. Aren't comedies supposed to be funny? Jim Carrey doesn't even act like he wants to be in the movie, because the whole time he sits around saying the same FUCKING LINES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. He says this STUPID ASS "Good, good, goooooooddd". In that last "good," He sounds Black. Why doesn't he go fuck himself? He's not funny anymore. He's no Llyod Christmas, and for those of you wondering who that is, you don't deserve to be looking at this page. Go watch a good movie you whores.
What the hell is up with Carrey in this film? He says "That is just B-E-Autiful!!" What an asshole. Think it's funny that you know how to spell only three letters of the word "beautiful"? I should have expected so. Of course he doesn't know how to spell, being from Canada and all.
The good news is, the movie is short. Short as it is, it still feels very painful. I almost cried during some of the movie because I was in such pain. I hate people who act like they're being funny, when they're really just making an ass out of themselves.
My biggest problem with this movie is that all of the "funny" scenes are taken STRAIGHT FROM THE COMMERCIAL. So if you saw anything funny in the trailer that was showing in theaters six months ago, or the commercials that have been airing for at least two months, you've already seen all there is to this movie. And still, people laughed extremely hard during this film. What the hell, don't these dipshits watch television? What a waste of carbon these assholes are.
There was a middle-aged bitch that sat to the left of me who kept slapping her leg every time she laughed. And she laughed hard. Is this stupid bitch high or something? There's nothing funny here. Go to hell! I wanted to stab her with my straw that came from my watered-down Pepsi. Man, I hate people.
The point is, there are many movies better than this. The Matrix Reloaded included. Hell, even Spirited Away is better than this piece of shit. Don't see it unless you like self-torture.